Random Things You'll Never Hear

by Flower Petals

A Yu Yu HakushoYGOInuyasha fic! Hilarious, wierd, disturbing things u'll never hear on cartoons! I divided the cartoons equally between the chapters, so u won't have to wait to see your cartoon's character say what will never be heard! GOAL:200 REVIEWS

1. Hiei and Joey

Flower Petals:Arg!!!! I uploaded this once, but it was deleted!!! I wasn't given any notice, so I'm just going to try again. Hopefully, it won't happen a second time. . .

Hya everyone! I'm Flower Petals and this is my first attempt at being funny. You know, you think you're doing well, until you run across someone who has over one thousand reviews. And XHellsFireX has just that. . .I was not in any way copying or making fun of XHellsFireX. I deeply admire anyone who has over one hundred reviews! I just thought I'd have my own high ambitions and here they are:

MY GOAL: 50 TOTAL REVIEWS

Impossible? Maybe. . .Unthinkable? Perhaps. . .Can never be done? Probably. . .

Just know, that this is in your hands people. In your hands!

My goal is 50, make it happen peoples!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Yu Yu Hakusho but I do own everything they say that will never be heard. . .

Things You'll Never Hear Hiei Say:

I'm short.

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Kuwabara, you may date my sister.

Kuwabara to Hiei: You may date my sister.

Shizuru to Hiei: You may date me.

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Kuwabara, you're smart!

What's it like living in a haze of intelligence?

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Wow, I'm really muscley! (Flexes muscles)

(A/N: My sister always makes fun of Hiei for one scene on our Fairplay DVD that has his head really small in proportion to his muscles.)

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I don't plot revenge. (Looks innocent)

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Go humans!

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I love humans. . .

Things You'll Never Hear Joey Wheeler Say:

Man, I have a funny accent!

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Tristen, you may date my sister.

Duke and Tristen, you may date my sister.

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I'm a dueling monkey! (Smiles widely)

I looooooooooove monkeys!!!

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Kaiba, you're my best friend. . .

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I'm going to brush my hair

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I am such a barking chihuahua. . .

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Tea, your friendship speeches are brilliant!

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Let me think. . .

Flower Petals: Alright, that's all for this chapter! Short, I know, sorry. But the rest of the chapters will probably be about the same length. Inuyasha characters next chapter. . .

Remember, if you like, review! If you don't like, don't review! In fact, if you don't like, just don't read please. You can review as many times as you like per chapter, because my goal is 50, and goshdarnit, I'm going to see it happen!

50 TOTAL REVIEWS! GET TO IT PEOPLE!