So, yesterday, I realized that I had a whole bunch of Sirius/Remus one-shots lying around, but none of them were really long enough to turn into a stand-alone fanfic. So I've decided just to place them under one story. They're not gonna go by any timeline, unless I say so. Enjoy!
"Moony?"
"Sirius, I thought we had a rule about you asking me undoubtedly inane questions while I'm reading, the rule being that-"
"Iloveyou."
"…What? I…mean, I-I…what? Are-are you serious?"
"Sirius B-Black, to be, uh, specific."
"Would you just-nevermind. But you-you just…I-"
"You-you didn't, uh, let me finish! I said, well, I said, I-I love you…uhhh…to…ummm…to…an extent! Yeah, t-to an extent!"
"To..a-an extent? Wh-what?"
"Yeah, to an extent! It's a-a joke, get it? Hah…hah."
"R-right. A…joke. That's, uh, that's…funny."
"So…"
"So…"
"Uh, you can get-get back to your book now."
"My wha-? Oh, right, my book. My book that is…uh…about words."
"C-cool. So I'll just, um…go then?"
"Y-yeah, bye...
"A-a joke. Great, just-just…fucking great."
Oh, I like this one. The awkwardness is palpable.
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