Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Les Miserables, or A Very Potter Musical. I wish I did.

DRACO:

There is a castle up on Mars

I will be transferred there one day.

No one will tell me "go away"

Not in my castle up on Mars.

I use a rocketship to fly

And a space suit that I must wear.

Because up on Mars there is no air.

Not in my castle up on Mars.

Headmaster Lion walking by

I ride on him and hum a lullaby

He's nice to see and he's soft to touch

Oh Rumbleroar, I love you very much.

Er…

I know a place with many halls

And there are many candy bars

Granger loves me once and for all

There in my castle up on Mars.

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