Disclaimer: No I do not own any of the songs or characters that appear here
(Note: Hi welcome to KAPFF. Today we're having Hanagata appear on our show today)
Director: Beko!
Beko: eh?
Director: as you should know what happened the end of the last episode, right?
Beko: Um..no.. where's Umi?
Sanzo:...........
Beko: Sis, what did you do?
Sanzo: Well... you.... see.... We...um...went on a....kind of a date thingy....with uh Ryu1. And well Umi.... Kinda went out of line.... and the next thing I know she was holding him hostage standing on top of the casino building we were in.
*sweat drop*
Director: That's exactly what happened, so she got arrested. And now we need a new member to take her place.
*A long brown haired girl comes on stage*
(Note: She doesn't look too bright I might add.)
Chan: Hi, my name is Chan-Chan. Nice to meet ya
Beko: Chan, will you bring Hana out?
Chan: Sure! Girls bring him out!
*Lime, Cherry, and Blood berry bring the mummy wrapped hana to the stage*
Beko: what to do now?
*Hana is squirming up and down the fact he's still wrapped up*
Lime: bye
Blood berry: take care
Cherry: see you again some time
*Hana has tiered himself out that he looks somewhat like a dead fish*
Beko: Umi was the one to always bribe people
*Hana has now turned blue while Sanzo pokes him with a stick*
(Note: which blue is really a nice color if you look at it)
*Sanzo sweat drops*
Sanzo: um ah guys
Beko: what?
*Beko looks at hana*
Beko:......shoot he's dead! Untie him and we'll just have to dump him somewhere
Sanzo: I don't think that's possible
Beko: fine just untie him and the show will begin with dead corps that should look like Hana
*Chan pulls on a lose tread and it loosens*
hana: I've been kidnapped!!!
*Hana screams while wiggling his body like heck*
(note: it's not a pretty sight)
Beko: on second thought
*Beko slaps Hana's mouth leaving duck tape*
Sanzo: hey Hana look what I got
*Sanzo holds up an Otaru t-shirt*
Hana in muffled voice: oh vat books nikes can I habe if
(note: what did he just say)
Sanzo: answer our questions and well give it to you
(note: she means give it back what she stole if you know what I mean)
Hana: oak cave
Beko: take the stupid tape off
"RRIIPP"
*Hana has red marks around his mouth*
Sanzo: pokey
*Sanzo pokes at the red part*
Hana: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! It Burns!!!!!
Chan: Now you' all just stop your nonsense