FFVII: Goddess Gift

A Final Fantasy VII Story

Drabble: Pantzed

AN: I know this isn't a continuation I need some more time, but this is a bit of a timeskip forward into the future, maybe about a week or so out from when Genesis frees Amaterasu from Hojo's lab. Hope you enjoy the humor I tried to bring in. My friends and I thought it was funny... By the way Amaterasu is now blind, she has an accident but to preserve the story I'm not telling how it happens...

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
― Marilyn Monroe

A normal conversation was being held between three friends as Amaterasu slept in Genesis' bedroom. She had had a tiring day and wanted to sleep for a while, so the three men had decided to keep quiet, then make her a special meal when she woke up. Quite suddenly, there was a crash from outside Amaterasu's room, (The room that she shares with Genesis.) and she sat up like a bolt, her senses registering the vibrations through the floor.

"Fair, I'm going to fucking murder you for that!" she heard Genesis shout.

'Well this should be interesting, wonder what the puppy did this time?' she thought to herself rising up out of the bed and slowly making her way to the door.

Amaterasu opened the door and used the hallway wall as a guide to make her way down the hall out into the living room.

"Zack, why did you have to pantz Genesis?" Angeal asked, as he watched fire swirl around Genesis as said man was pulling his pants up.

"I'm sorry, he did what?" Amaterasu asked, making herself known.

All four pairs of eyes flew over to where she was standing in the hallway.

"Fair decided it was a good idea to pull Gen's pants down on him." Sephiroth replied.

"And to make it even better, he's freeballing right now!" Zack added helpfully from halfway across the room while standing on the table.

He had been running away from Genesis, but all movement had stopped when Amaterasu had made herself known.

"Zackery Fair!" Angeal yelled.

A puppy like yelp was heard from Zack. However, a giggle was heard from the hallway.

"Oh my shit..." they heard Amaterasu whisper to herself, a light blush covering her cheeks.

Anger turned into pure embarrassment on Genesis' face.

"Damn it, Fair you're paying for that one!" he yelled.

"Oh my holy shit!" Amaterasu laughed again, then her voice went serious, "Hey Fair, where are you?"

Zack climbed down off the table and walked closer to Amaterasu.

"Right here, what do you need?" he asked, wary of the way she had become so silent.

She motioned for him to come closer. When he did, she jumped onto him hands around his throat, and proceeded to choke the life out of him.

"How dare you do that to my Genesis. You will PAY!" she growled.

Quickly jumping into action so his puppy wouldn't be killed by the angry woman, Angeal raced forward and tried to pry Amaterasu's hands from around Zack's throat, but was not having much luck.

"Sephiroth come help me, she actually means it, his lips are going blue." he yelled.

Sephiroth leapt over the couch that was between them and started to help Angeal.

"Ami, let him go." he said sternly to her, pulling at her hands.

Finally relenting after a bit of struggling, Amaterasu let go of Zack then stood and made her way over to where Genesis was rolling back and forth on the floor laughing his ass off. She then proceeded to whack him on the head. His blue eyes flashed with anger as he looked up at her.

"What was that for?! He did it not me!" he hissed.

"You were the one who let him sneak up on you in the first place, so you are just as much to blame as he is. You call yourself a 1st Class, hah! He's a 2nd right? You should have heard him. Like I said just as much to blame." then she proceeded back over to Sephiroth and Angeal and whacked both of them on the backs of their heads, "And that was for waking me up. I was asleep before all of this started and I have had an exhausting day casting Materia and I am tired. Do NOT wake me up again!"

She then turned on her heel and made her way back over to the hallway wall and put her hand back on it so she could guide herself back to her room. Though she was annoyed that she was woken up, she had to admit...it was entertaining, and she would have loved to see Genesis chasing Fair around the room. Now him without his pants...not just yet. Maybe in the future. Maybe not, she wasn't sure how far their relationship would go.

But still, this had been a fun look into how his life sometimes went. If the two of them stayed here together she could get used to having these guys as her adopted family. It would be...nice.

AN: Okay guys, I know this isn't actually part of the Goddess' Gift story but this is a look into one of the days that Genesis and Amaterasu share together once she loses her sight. I couldn't resist putting this up before I actually have her lose her sight because this came up in my head and I just couldn't wait to get it down on paper...screen...whatever you want to call it and get it out there to all of you. It was just to funny in my head. My friends and I were joking around about wearing underwear and how annoying it was and my comment was, "It's so annoying to wear bra's all the time freetittiying is so nice and comfortable. (Which means going without a bra for those of you who haven't heard of that.) Then one of my guys friends pipes up, "Yea and freeballing is great too, having the air-conditioning down there is so much better than being all cooped up inside fabric and everything.

So we all were laughing about that. Then we all got into the conversation of Seph, Gen, and Geal, and all that leather they wear. I mean wouldn't that chafe and get all hot down there. So we come up with the idea that none of them wear underwear under all that leather. And just saying, "he's going commando" isn't as funny as saying, "He's freeballing" at least that what I think. So yeah. In this little story here, the great Genesis Rhapsodos freeballs.