This is what I pictured it would be like if the cast of Futurama and Family Guy met.
"So this is what Earth used to look like" Leela mused as she examined the humans before her. "A little overweight this one though" She stated as she poked Peter Griffin's belly fat. "Hey!" He yelled as he blocked his stomach with his hands. "I'm in shape. Round is a shape." He told her defensively as he hugged his large belly. "He has a point" Fry stated matter-of-factly. "No he doesn't" Bender counteracted as he took a swig of alcohol. "Circles don't have points"
"Hmm" Fry thought that over as he tapped his chin, clearly deep in thought. "Bender has a point too"
Peter then turned to face Meg.
"Meg, what the hell did you do?"
"What? I didn't do anything!"
"That's what everyone guilty says"
"Well I'm telling the truth!"
"That's what they say too. Boy did you really do it. When did you learn to time travel?"
"Wow Fry, I can't believe you used to live like this. They're all a bunch of retards!" Bender exclaimed. "Hey!" Peter, Meg, Chris, Lois, Stewie and Brian all simultaneously yelled defensively. "Are not!" Chris yelled. "Are too!" Bender yelled back.
"No."
"Yes."
"Nuh-huh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
Without realizing it Bender and Chris unconsciously moved closer and closer towards one another. "Enough!" Leela called out and she stepped in between the two having a stare down. She placed a hand on each of their frames and pushed back with all her might, causing both to stumble back and nearly fall over.
"She-She touched me" Chris stated, awestruck as he placed his hand upon his chest where Leela had once pushed him. "I-I think I'm in love" Stewie rolled his eyes at that comment.
"My I say," Stewie began as he walked forward and slowly circled Bender. "This is quite the creation. A robot no doubt, but it appears to be powered by alcoholic substances" He examined Bender's frame from head to toe and the vodka bottle in his grasp. "What the hell is this thing?!" Bender yelled as he kicked Stewie away so he could no longer make him feel uncomfortable with his watchful gaze. "Oh my God, Stewie!" Lois called as she ran toward the small child laying on the ground a few feet away, suffering from a nose bleed.
"Bender how could you!" Leela screeched. "That's a baby!"
"That's a baby? Are they all that ugly?! The kid looks like a watermelon!" Bender choked as he clutched his aluminum sides, shaking with laughter.
"Well no. Stewie had an accident when he was little. Misshaped his head and all." Brian stated matter-of-factly.
"Interesting" Fry said as he tapped his chin again thinking of how an accident such as that could come about.
Stewie began to get up from his position on the ground as his right hand cupped his bleeding nose. "What are you supposed to be?" He questioned as he kicked Fry. "Ow" Fry sated as he rubbed the sore spot that was now bound to bruise. "He's human. Like you" Leela spoke for him. "Really" Stewie mused.
"And I suppose you're a Cyclops? Due to the one eye and all"
"The one and only" Fry told the baby as he wrapped his arm around Leela's shoulders. Leela let out a battle cry, pulling Fry's arm off of her and dislocating it. Fry cried out in pain as Bender and Peter just laughed about it.
"You know, I'm starting to like you fatso" Bender said to Peter.
"And I like you Tin can"
The two both let out another chuckle. "Want a drink?" Bender asked him as he brought up his bottle of alcohol. "Is Meg the child I regret having?" Peter asked with a smile playing on his lips as he grabbed the bottle from Bender's grasp and took a swig. "Hey!" Meg yelled but she was easily ignored. "To friendship!" Peter exclaimed as he took another gulp then handed the bottle back and Bender then took a gulp as well repeating "To friendship!"