I've seen this quite a few times, and I think it's BLOODY HILARIOUS!!!! So, I'm creating my own unique version, no copyright infringement intended. Just a heads-up:
FuzzyWuzzy: Emmett
BlondyBear: Rosalie
CullenNow: Bella
GoldenEyez: Edward
EmotionsGoneWild: Jasper
PixieDust: Alice
GoodHeart: Carlisle
SweetStuff: Esme
NessieLovesMe: Jacob
JacobLovesMe: Renesmee
FuzzyWuzzy enters conversation.
EmotionsGoneWild enters conversation.
FuzzyWuzzy: Hey, Jazz.
EmotionsGoneWild: Bite me.
FuzzyWuzzy: Well, golly.
EmotionsGoneWild: I'm sick of hearing Bella and Edward. It's almost as bad as you and Rose.
FuzzyWuzzy: I know. Why you upset about it?
EmotionsGoneWild: Well, Alice hasn't gotten with me in over a week.
FuzzyWuzzy: Ha ha. Rose and I go every night.
EmotionsGoneWild signed off.
FuzzyWuzzy: Well then. Sensitive.
FuzzyWizzy: This is weird. No one's on.
FuzzyWuzzy: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
GoldenEyez enters conversation.
FuzzyWuzzy: I am a sex god!!!
GoldenEyez: Thanks for the mental picture.
FuzzyWuzzy: Well… I am.
GoldenEyez: …
FuzzyWuzzy: Jasper's angry.
GoldenEyez: Why?
FuzzyWuzzy: He doesn't like the lust you give off.
GoldenEyez: Stop eavesdropping, Fuzzy!
FuzzyWuzzy: I wish I could.
CullenNow enters conversation.
GoldenEyez: Hello, Bella.
CullenNow: Hey. I read the previous messages. Excuse me, Emmett?
FuzzyWuzzy: You're excused, Bella.
CullenNow: You know what I meant. What's this about the extreme
comments? If I remember right, we had an arm wrestling contest over this kind of thing. I WON.
FuzzyWuzzy: You lie.
GoldenEyez: You are freaking insane. Why are we even on this, Bella?
FuzzyWuzzy: Because you guys love me!
CullenNow: Sure… we have better things to do GoldenEyez.
FuzzyWuzzy: NO YOU DON'T!!!
CullenNow signed off.
GoldenEyez signed off.
FuzzyWuzzy: Well, dammit.
FuzzyWuzzy: Alone again.
PixieDust enters conversation.
FuzzyWuzzy: Hello! You'll talk to me, right?
PixieDust: I need 20 bucks, pronto, bud.
FuzzyWuzzy: Wha…?
PixieDust: Just tell me where the wallet is.
FuzzyWuzzy: No!
PixieDust: I'll ask Jazz where Edward's is then. He's willing.
PixieDust signed off.
FuzzyWuzzy: WTF.
NessieLovesMe enters conversation.
FuzzyWuzzy: What's up, dog?
NessieLovesMe: Not funny.
FuzzyWuzzy: Well, what's up?
NessieLovesMe: Is Nessie home?
FuzzyWuzzy: No. She went shopping with Esme.
NessieLovesMe: Then I don't want to talk.
NessieLovesMe signed off.
FuzzyWuzzy: You know what, I'm fed up. Rose…!
FuzzyWuzzy signed off.
JamesAteYou enters conversation.
Everyone left!
JamesAteYou signed off.
Did you get it?! JamesAteYou is James, but I couldn't put it in the beginning or it would be too obvious. I know it's not super funny, but if you did happen to like it, ReViEw!!!