Gray: Ah, an afternoon alone with the story that Lucy gave me, "Midnight dawn". No one to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
Natsu came barging in.
Natsu: Hey Gray!
Gray: Hey Natsu…
Natsu: You'll never guess what had happen to me on the subway this morning! This guy was smiling at me, and talking to me.
Gray: Mmm, that's really interesting.
Natsu:Mmm? He was being reeeeal friendly, and, huh, I think he was coming on to me, huh, I think he might've of thought, that I, was gay.
Gray: Ahem, so, wh- why are you telling me this? Hmm? Why should I care? I don't care. Whatcha have for lunch today?
Natsu: Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it-
Gray: IM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Oh, why should I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying, to read.
Natsu: Oh I didn't mean by anything by it, Gray, I-I just think it's something we should be able to talk about-
Gray: Well, I don't want to talk about it, Natsu! This conversation is over!
Natsu: Yeah, but Gray-
Gray: OVER!
Natsu: Well, ok, but just so you know,
Natsu: If you were gay, that will be ok, I mean cause hey, I like you anyway.
Gray: Ugh..
Natsu: Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay but im not gay.
Gray: Look, flame head, shut up so I can read.
Natsu: *grin evily*
…..
Gray: WHAT?
Natsu: If you were queer-
Gray: Ugh!
Natsu: I'd still be here-
Gray: *impatiently* Shut up so I can read!
Natsu: Year after year-
Gray: *Pissed off* Bird brain!
Natsu: Because your dear to me-
Gray: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Natsu: And I know that you-
Gray: What?
Natsu: Would accept me too-
Gray: *Baffled* I would?
Natsu: If I told you today, "Hey! Guess what? I'm gay!" But I'm not gay. I'm happy, just to being with you-
Gray: High button shoes, Pal Joey…
Natsu: So what should it matter with me, what you do in bed with guys?
Gray: What the heck is wrong with you?
Natsu: Everything! *Singing* If you were gay, I'll shout, Hurray!
Gray: That's it, I'm not going to listen!
Natsu: And here I stay-
Gray: LA LA LA LA LA!
Natsu: But I wouldn't get in your way
Gray: UUUGGGGGHHHH!
Natsu: You can count on me, to always be! Beside you everyday, to tell you it's okay, you were just BORN that way, and as they say, it's in your DNA, your gay!
Gray: I'm not fucking gay!
Natsu: If you were gay-
Gray: …. *Faints after yelling so much*
Natsu: *Smirks* Happy! Got that record it?
Happy: Aye! *Holding a camera*
Natsu: Lets go back to the guild!
Happy: Aye, sir! *Happy carried Natsu and the camera and flied from Gray's room*
xoxoxo
This is my first story! Enjoy!