AN: First time HM writer. You've been warned.

Disclaimer: If I owned HM why would I write stories about it instead of making more Loliver centric episodes for our enjoyment?

The two were the spitting image of a typical couple. They were seated on the floor, his arm around her shoulders, her head rested on his. They watched a movie with content smiles on their faces. When the romantic part came on Oliver kissed Lilly softly. They smiled as they pulled away, went back to their original position, and watched the rest of the movie. As the credits came onto the screen Oliver started to say something.

"Lillypop…" Oliver looked to his left only to find her fast asleep. Oliver kissed her forehead and reached behind her to grab a pillow. Of course, those pillows stacked so not neatly on the edge of the bed, causing then to fall onto Lilly's head.

"Oliver!" She shrieked.

"Lillypop, I was just trying to…" He started but stopped when a pillow hit him in the face.

"What? Lilly? OW!' Oliver said as she hit him again with the pillow.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" Lilly repeatedly hit him with the pillow. Eventually Oliver maneuvered around her and grabbed a pillow and started hitting her back.

"Oliver!" The two chased each other around the room before Lilly jumped onto the bed. Lilly stood at the head of the bed while Oliver stood at the foot. They just glared at one another daring the other to make the first move. Lilly ran and tackled him. They fell off the bed and onto the floor. Oliver landed on top of Lilly, their faces just inches apart. Oliver held his weight carefully as to not crush Lilly. He took one hand and brushed a strand of hair out of her eyes. Suddenly Lilly had an idea. She kissed him, distracting him for a moment, while she grabbed the pillow. Then she hit him on the head with it.

As Oliver stared at her with a shocked expression she scooted out from under him and stuck her tongue out.

"Hey!" Lilly exclaimed as a pillow collided with her stomach. Oliver smiled and opened his mouth to say a witty comment but his mouth was suddenly occupied by something else. Lilly's lips. He threw the pillow in his hands down and wrapped his arms around her waist. Lilly enjoyed the feeling of his lips against hers before carrying out her plan. Once again she got a pillow without breaking the kiss and hit him with it. Oliver just ignored the blow and continued to kiss her.

"Truce?" He mumbled against her lips.

"Truce." She mumbled back. But she still hit him with the pillow one last time.

Should I jump off a cliff for writing something so horrible?

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