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Hey, everyone! It's Nara-Wire. And Florafave. This is our first story on fanfic. YAY! :D! Hooray XD. Alright, we invite constructive criticism. Don't be mean to just be mean. We are trying to improve our writing. This mix of stories is just for fun though. They really bring us joy. If they don't bring you joy while reading this story we are just happy that you have read it. But you won't be getting a refund and we'll destroy you :). Just kidding. Hahaha. Moving on, the stories will vary in rating, but the first one would probably be K+. Just a warning. So kick back and relax and read our story...My, that was so cliche. KTHXBYE! Bye !

Sora looked over the lunch menu thinking about what would go next to his entrée of mashed potatoes. All he had on his plate was the latter, corn, Gatorade (cherry flavored) and an empty place for dessert. Then it finally caught his eye; the last slice of double chocolate fudge surprise cake-o-rama EXTREME! It was calling out for him. It was just screaming, "eat me! Eat me, Sora! You know you want to."

Sora reached under the glass cover for the cake, but then,

"Sorry, too slow." Roxas, his good for nothing brother, grabbed the cake right from under him.

"Hey!" Sora blurted, "That was my double chocolate fudge surprise cake-o-rama EXTREME!"

Roxas ignored his brother and kept going down the line. "Hey, I'm talking to you!" He still wasn't listening. Sora really wanted his double chocolate fudge surprise cake-o-rama EXTREME! It was the best thing on the menu every time. Roxas stole it every time too. He used his "wicked good looks" to get his way with the lunch lady, too.

Sora wasn't going to take it anymore. "AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Sora jumped on Roxas' back, beating his blonde hair while simultaneously reaching for the cake.

"Oh, no!" A girl in line gasped. "He'll ruin his hair!"

"What're you doing?" Roxas yelled.

"Getting my cake!"

Roxas jumped back into the railing, forcing Sora to break his grasp. Sora got his balance and prepared to go again.

"Wait!" Roxas extended his hand in front of him, "Stay back or else I'll use my blonde powers on you! SHINK, SHINK, SHINK!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!" Everyone said.

Eye twitch, "You've got to be kidding me!" Sora shouted.

The girl in line raised Roxas' hand high in the air. "Roxas wins this round again!"

Everyone cheered, congratulating his triumph over Sora. The senior boys lifted him high in the air, parading him around the cafeteria.

"ROXAS! ROXAS! ROXAS!" The cafeteria chanted.

Sora watched as his brother marched around the room, eating his cake. He felt even worse when he heard a familiar female voice chanting his name. "Kairi! Why are you rooting for him?"

Kairi stopped chanting, feeling bad for Sora. "Sorry, but he's just so much cuter than you." Kairi turned back toward the crowd, running to Roxas, "ROXAS!"

In the crowd even Riku was helping everyone keep Roxas hoisted in the air. He was betrayed and alone. That stupid bleached-blonde jerk ruined his life.

"AAAAAH!" Sora opened his eyes, staring up at his blue ceiling.

"Sora! Dinner's ready!" His mother called from downstairs.

Sora jolted up from his bed. He sighed, "It was all a dream."

"But I'm still cooler than you." Sora looked at the doorway, seeing Roxas with Kairi wrapped in one arm and the cake in the other.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

THE END