Yeah I know this isn't an original idea but I decided to try it, whats the worst that could happen right?

Oh yeah and a quick note at first I'm only going to the armies I'm familier with so Orks, Space Marines, Imperial Guard, Tyranids and Eldar.


"Sir we have dropped out of the warp and have appeared in a world that resembles Terra in the twenty first century."

"Farseer the webway has deposited us in an unknown location."

I waved to my best mate and pushed my key into the door. I still couldn't believe that I had won twenty four consecutive wins in warhammer 40k. I twisted the key in the lock and an all mighty crash came from within my house. I ran across the road and looked up- there coming from my window was a column of smoke.

I couldn't believe it my parents had been away barely a day and there had already been a fire. They were going to kill me.

I pushed open the door and another crash was heard. I bolted as fast as I could up the two flights of stairs to my attic-room. I opened the door there wasn't a fire but it wasn't necessarily any better.

My room had been converted into a war zone, two main boundaries had arisen, the grey, black and blocky appearance of a ship that had crashed by more door. The ship had tanks and various types of infantry arranged around it. The words -ighteous fury were visible.

The other boundary was smooth and alien like in appearance. There was a beautiful music coming from this side and the structures were rising from the floor.

In the centre the two forces had met there were sounds of screams, battle cries and weapons being dis-charged.

Then from the ship I heard voices.

"My lord the Eldar are assaulting from the north,"

"Your forces will have to hold them off Lord-General, my battle brothers are engaged trying to contain the green skins and the Tyranids to the west."

Then it hit me, they were all forces from the Warhammer 40k universe. The same Universe that I had been playing with since this-morning. They were all here- well all the big hitters anyway- Orks, Tyrranids, Eldar, Imperial guard and my custom Space marine chapter- the Sentinels. The strangest thing was they were all miniature sized.

I dropped my Model Case and hundreds of little eyes stared at me. All the combat seemed to stop- Eldar mid killing blow, Tyranids and Orks mid slash and Guardsmen mid charge. Even Space Marine bolter rounds had stopped in flight.

The most surprising thing of all then happened- the Space Marines all turned and dropped to one knee and a cry arose from their ranks.

"By the Emperor- Chapter Lord William, All hail the Chapter Lord!"

Then from the wreckage of the Righteous Fury a squeaky voice came up. I bent down and picked up the Chapter Master. For someone who could have their spine snapped from me having a twitch he was remarkably calm. Well they were fearless.

"Chapter Lord, with your permission we will purge the Xenos in your and the Emperor's righteous name."

"No,No,No, there will be no 'purging' in my 'righteous' name."

My parents were only going to be away for a week, my brother and sisters were staying at my Nan's. I was only allowed in the house to look after the Dog. I looked at the bed expecting to see Cindy, all I saw was the Space Marines, the Tyrranids- which had been rounded up and caged in a sort of energy field. Finally I saw the Or-. Where were the Orks? They had disappeared.

"Mon-keigh the 'Orks' left here about one of your minutes ago."

I was about to say something, but then I realised it had been 'said' directly into my head. The Farseer was looking directly at me so I just nodded my head.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!'

I looked down the stairs and then into my room.

"Wait here and no fighting," I pointed to the Chapter Master, "Or you will feel my righteous wrath. Eldar if you think of fighting- well I don't know what I'll do but you won't like it."

"Is that a threat, Mon-keigh?"

"Yes."

I ran down the stairs and in the living room, my dog- Cindy was surrounded by a green tide. Judging from the whines of Cindy the shots stung and badly. Then an Ork that was bigger than the others stepped forward- The Warboss.

'WAAAAAAA-' He was cut short in his war cry when Cindy's paw came down on his head. All the Orks stopped dead in their tracks and stared at the Dog.

"Bigg thing stomped da boss,"

"Ooh da boss naw?"

"Da bigg thing is war boss,"

"Oi umie, wat da bigg thing called?"

"Uh Cindy,"

"Warboss Cindy? Na dat not orky, we call it, Warboss Loads Dakka, Da Stompa."

Okay so miniature sized armies, Check.

Warboss dog, Check.

It's gonna be a long week.


If you've read this far I'm grateful and the next chapter won't be long.