Disclaimer: I don't own Johnny; Jonan Vasquez does. I also don't own
American McGee's Alice.
Spoilers: Most of the game. And if you read the Johnny the Homicidal
Maniac, it contains part of all the comics.
Johnny looked down the street. Quietly he walked through the strange twisted world. Giant mushrooms or different colors rose above his head, and the grass that he stepped on oozed yellow liquid. He wrinkled his nose in disgust.
He kept his large butchers knife close to his body, beneath his black duster. His unruly black hair, was matted on his head, from the unbearable heat. Still he did not take off his black shirt or pants. His black leather duster stayed on him, and clung to his skinny body. His beetle black like eyes, were squinted as they looked around him suspiciously.
He had no idea who where he was, and frankly he did not like the looks of this twisted place. One moment he was over looking the city, on the roof of his car writing in the pale cold moon light, and the next he found that he had arrived in this place.
There was a loud crack. The sound of a stick being stepped on. Johnny whirled around and saw an anorexic, mangy brown cat with a large smile on his face, showing off his yellowed pointed teeth. Johnny stared and then pinched himself.
"I must REALLY be crazy. Well, I mean talking to Styrofoam pigs isn't exactly what I call sane anyway, but I mean now I know I'm crazy," he said.
"Ah, mad you are. Quite mad, indeed. If you were not then you wouldn't be in Wonderland," the cat said.
"Wonderland? Like from that one book?" Johnny asked.
The cat rolled his large ugly eyes, at him and exclaimed, "ALICE! How nice it is to see you! It has been awhile, has it not?"
Johnny turned and saw a girl with large bright green eyes and shoulder length brown hair stare at him. On her neck, he noted she was wearing a horseshoe necklace. Her blue and white dress was stained with spots of blood. In her hand she held out a long bloody knife.
Alice looked at the cat and said, "Yes, It has been a long time, indeed. But why was I called here? The Queen has been defeated, and when I left Wonderland, had been restored. Now, as I was summoned back, I find Wonderland in the same state of shock it was when I arrived to help the first time."
"Ah, patience is a virtue, and I will explain to you in a moment. Dear Alice, I would like you to meet Johnny, or Nee as he prefers to be called. Now I have summoned both of you to Wonderland, for a very important thing; The Mad Hatter must be stopped."
"But I killed him, remember?" Alice asked.
"You thought you did, but now he is back. Do not ask me how, fore I don't know. But you and Nee need to stop him, and Wonderland will be restored to normal."
"Um, I hate to interrupt, but what am I doing here?" Nee asked.
"Did you not just hear what the Cat had to say?" Alice asked.
"I did, but that doesn't explain why I'm here," Nee responded, looking at the young girl.
"You, I believe have been both to Heaven and Hell?" The Cat, asked.
"Yeah, and neither helped me in the least. Now tell me how the hell I'm supposed to get out of this place."
"Ah, but the answers you seek will come from this journey. Be careful Alice, and Nee."
The Cat disappeared, and left Nee and Alice standing there alone, in the twisted forest. Nee, looked at Alice, who was staring at him.
"Well? You were here before. What do we do?" Nee asked.
Alice groaned. She liked much better if she were the only one here to save Wonderland, like the last time. Though it might be easier, with a bit of help.
"We need to find the Mad Hatter. And what, if I may ask, did you do?"
"I am what some people call a serial killer. Have never been caught. But all the people I kill deserve to die. All a bunch of brainless idiots. Thinking they are immortal. Ha!"
Alice looked Nee over. His unruly black hair, which was in reality were to long spikes of hair that looked much like devil horns stood out. He was squinting again, and was looking around him. Suddenly, he turned. Pulling the large knife from his duster, he threw it at the object that was trying to sneak up behind him. The knife sliced through the head of the thing, and blood gushed from the thing's head. Nee, ran and retrieved his knife.
He looked at the dead corpse and sat that it was a card. In the card's hands was a long sword type thing. He poked the dead body just to be sure it was real. The body shook from the light tap from Nee's shoe.
Alice nodded her head in approval. He would do fine. Although one thought troubled her. If he was a homicidal maniac, would he come after her?
"Is that really a card?"
"Yeah. If you aren't careful those cards will come after you and try to kill you. They must be under the Hatter's control. Come let's get moving," Alice said.
Nee, did as he was told and followed Alice through the throng of muti- colored grass and large butterflies, that were deformed beyond recognition.
Nee thought ~ This will be interesting~
Spoilers: Most of the game. And if you read the Johnny the Homicidal
Maniac, it contains part of all the comics.
Johnny looked down the street. Quietly he walked through the strange twisted world. Giant mushrooms or different colors rose above his head, and the grass that he stepped on oozed yellow liquid. He wrinkled his nose in disgust.
He kept his large butchers knife close to his body, beneath his black duster. His unruly black hair, was matted on his head, from the unbearable heat. Still he did not take off his black shirt or pants. His black leather duster stayed on him, and clung to his skinny body. His beetle black like eyes, were squinted as they looked around him suspiciously.
He had no idea who where he was, and frankly he did not like the looks of this twisted place. One moment he was over looking the city, on the roof of his car writing in the pale cold moon light, and the next he found that he had arrived in this place.
There was a loud crack. The sound of a stick being stepped on. Johnny whirled around and saw an anorexic, mangy brown cat with a large smile on his face, showing off his yellowed pointed teeth. Johnny stared and then pinched himself.
"I must REALLY be crazy. Well, I mean talking to Styrofoam pigs isn't exactly what I call sane anyway, but I mean now I know I'm crazy," he said.
"Ah, mad you are. Quite mad, indeed. If you were not then you wouldn't be in Wonderland," the cat said.
"Wonderland? Like from that one book?" Johnny asked.
The cat rolled his large ugly eyes, at him and exclaimed, "ALICE! How nice it is to see you! It has been awhile, has it not?"
Johnny turned and saw a girl with large bright green eyes and shoulder length brown hair stare at him. On her neck, he noted she was wearing a horseshoe necklace. Her blue and white dress was stained with spots of blood. In her hand she held out a long bloody knife.
Alice looked at the cat and said, "Yes, It has been a long time, indeed. But why was I called here? The Queen has been defeated, and when I left Wonderland, had been restored. Now, as I was summoned back, I find Wonderland in the same state of shock it was when I arrived to help the first time."
"Ah, patience is a virtue, and I will explain to you in a moment. Dear Alice, I would like you to meet Johnny, or Nee as he prefers to be called. Now I have summoned both of you to Wonderland, for a very important thing; The Mad Hatter must be stopped."
"But I killed him, remember?" Alice asked.
"You thought you did, but now he is back. Do not ask me how, fore I don't know. But you and Nee need to stop him, and Wonderland will be restored to normal."
"Um, I hate to interrupt, but what am I doing here?" Nee asked.
"Did you not just hear what the Cat had to say?" Alice asked.
"I did, but that doesn't explain why I'm here," Nee responded, looking at the young girl.
"You, I believe have been both to Heaven and Hell?" The Cat, asked.
"Yeah, and neither helped me in the least. Now tell me how the hell I'm supposed to get out of this place."
"Ah, but the answers you seek will come from this journey. Be careful Alice, and Nee."
The Cat disappeared, and left Nee and Alice standing there alone, in the twisted forest. Nee, looked at Alice, who was staring at him.
"Well? You were here before. What do we do?" Nee asked.
Alice groaned. She liked much better if she were the only one here to save Wonderland, like the last time. Though it might be easier, with a bit of help.
"We need to find the Mad Hatter. And what, if I may ask, did you do?"
"I am what some people call a serial killer. Have never been caught. But all the people I kill deserve to die. All a bunch of brainless idiots. Thinking they are immortal. Ha!"
Alice looked Nee over. His unruly black hair, which was in reality were to long spikes of hair that looked much like devil horns stood out. He was squinting again, and was looking around him. Suddenly, he turned. Pulling the large knife from his duster, he threw it at the object that was trying to sneak up behind him. The knife sliced through the head of the thing, and blood gushed from the thing's head. Nee, ran and retrieved his knife.
He looked at the dead corpse and sat that it was a card. In the card's hands was a long sword type thing. He poked the dead body just to be sure it was real. The body shook from the light tap from Nee's shoe.
Alice nodded her head in approval. He would do fine. Although one thought troubled her. If he was a homicidal maniac, would he come after her?
"Is that really a card?"
"Yeah. If you aren't careful those cards will come after you and try to kill you. They must be under the Hatter's control. Come let's get moving," Alice said.
Nee, did as he was told and followed Alice through the throng of muti- colored grass and large butterflies, that were deformed beyond recognition.
Nee thought ~ This will be interesting~