Monsters, Incorporated was a great place to work. In the monster world (which is different from the human one) monsters need energy to operate machines that browse internet all day long! However, to get this energy, the monsters need to get screams from children in human dimension. This is easy because, well duh, you know, monsters are very scary! And you know, everyone has already seen Monsters, Inc, so I shouldn't be explaining this cause you smart readers know all of this shit already.
Our story begins in the Men's Monster Lockers™. All the male monsters were getting ready to scare all the little humans. But, unfortunately, it is Monday. Nobody wants to compete to be the best scarer in Monsters Inc on this day because, like humans, they hate Mondays.
"MY NAME IS MIKE WAZOWSKI AND I HATE MONDAYS" screamed a little green eyeball monster named Mike Wazowski. Mike Wazowski is what Shrek would be like if he came from hell and all his ogre parts melted off. His eyeball was pumping blood so much because its so big, so it was always bulging.
"God Mikey shut up" said Sulley. Sulley was Mike's partner in crime (not really) and was the supreme scarer of the team. With Mike's big ass eyeball and Sulley's scaring skills, they were always #1 in the scareboards!
Suddenly, the intercom blared out an announcement. "All monsters please report to monster party room we have new employee so please, all monsters please report to monster party room for intense partying"
"God dammit I didn't spray enough body spray on my eyeball," whined Mike Wazowski. "Come on Mikey lets go party," said Sulley.