EAP: Ok so…BB! L! Light!
L B and Light: *groan*
Light: Exploading albino potato does not own Death note or any of it's charecters
L: Creature feature, or any of its music
BB: Or Akazukin Chacha
EAP: It's recommended that you listen to the song. Look it up on you tube! NOW!
L had received a phone call from the mental institution from which his brother/friend/enemy/successor/former (well "current" in BB's mind)...lover was currently residing.
BB: Hi Laaawwwwlipop
L: *exasperated sigh* what is it?
BB: Beyond is lonely and wants his Lawli to visit!
L: I'm working on a case and I don't have time
BB: But I miss you!
L: No. It was your fault you got shut up there
BB: Pleeezzeee! Everybody here is so boring and wares white. And tries to feed me peaches. And they don't let the psychos talk with each other very much.
L: fine but not for long.
BB: Yay! *Thinks* Damn...happy dancing in a straitjacket is hard to do...:-P
Da next day:
"What?" asked the brunette that was L's boyfriend and suspect.
"Yes we have to visit my insane brother. Now let's get going." Replies L dully, grabbing a bag of jam jars for B.
The two were handcuffed, and sitting in the back of a black limo as the drove to the insane asylum.
After making sure they weren't bringing weapons or anything they were showed to BB's room, where the L look alike sat tied up in a chair with his ankles handcuffed, arms tied behind his back, wearing white clothing. He was grinning like a...well like a psycho.
"Hi Lawli!"
"Hello Beyond...I brought you jam." L set the bag down on the floor and sat down on the bench.
"I LOVE U! The jam packets here are so tiny and I DO NOT get a healthy serving of sugar everyday. And why are you handcuffed to that guy?"
"Light is my suspect and boyfriend." L smirked.
Beyond looked sad, but then used this to his advantage
"Ah so THATS why your handcuffed! Must be doing some pretty kinky stuff, eh? *wink wink*
"No!" L face-palmed. "Were handcuffed, 'cause he's Kira!" Maybe telling him they were together was a bad idea...he was really trying to tease Beyond Birthday, who was madly in love with him.
"He's Kira? Right you're TOTALLY handcuffed to him because of that. Wait...ARE they handcuffing criminals to hot detectives now? I'm gonna ask the nurse about that!
Light looks weirded out.
"I'm sorry you had to come Light."
"It's ok..." O.O he twisted his tie nervously.
"Oh yes! I've got a song to sing!" said BB gleefully.
"Uhh yeah...Lets here it then." L nervously chuckled.
And so Beyond Began
"Sit Back Now
Let Me Tell You A Tale
Where Justice Does Not Prevail (wink at L, 'cause "justice will prevail" is L's quote!"
About An Ill-Fated Life
So Very Full Of Strife
Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right
So
When I Was Born
I Did Surely Scorn
My Proud Parent's Name
Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
Drove Them Insane
My Birth Was A Curse
I Bit The Nurse
Oh, But I Love The Worst
I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse
When I Was Two
I Poured Super Glue
Into My Father's Hair
As He Sat Unaware
In His Arm Chair
Much To His Dismay
Had To Cut It All Away
Oh, But It Felt Great! And then to Whammy's I was shipped away! Where I met my best friend A!
I Am Not a Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What He Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Four
I'd wait by the Door
With A Knife in My Hand
And A Most Devious Plan
It Would Be Quite Grand
As The Mail Fell Through the Slot
The Sharp Edge He Got
Oh, But I Love the Thought
I Deserve To Be Tied In a Knot
Broken Bones and Blood Clots
When I Was Six
I used to trick the other students
In The Woods We Would Run
Time for Fun
Hide N Seek Has a Cost
They Would Be Forever Lost
Oh, But I Love To Scoff
I Deserve To Have My Head Lopped Off
Hidden and Covered In Moss
Until This Memory's Forgot
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What He Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Eight
My poor roommate
Hated himself *glare at L*
So As Quiet As A Mouse
Burned him down to the ground
"They do say friends can have very bad influence on each other." L muttered
When no one was around
So I started planning my revenge on L
I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down
Rotting Six-Feet Underground
When I Was Ten
I Refused to read shounen
I loved Akazukin chacha instead
Boys proceeded to laugh in my Face
Such A Disgrace Oh yes I made them pay! I knocked out one for a whole day
I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced
All Over The Fireplace
Until This Life Has Been Erased
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
*Not Quite What He Seems*
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Twelve
I Used To Delve
Into Evil Schemes
Just To Elicit Screams
Carved 13 13 on the arm of L Then took the chocolate and
The games, from little Matt and Mel (I sold them for hair gel, to spike my hair more like L's)
I Deserve To Roast Deep Down In Hell
Where No One Can Hear Me Yell
When I Was Fourteen
Nothing Much Happened
Well
There Was That One Time
*wink at L*
"NO OH GOD B DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT THAT!" shrieked an alarmed panda guy.
"Don't worry it's our little secret..." B stared off into space grinning for 20 seconds and then gave a little perverted chuckle.
Heh-heh-heh...ahhhh
I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What He Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems
When I Was Sixteen
Life Was Frightening
My Brother angered me
So I went on a killing spree
Murdered those already fated to die, and then burned myself alive and barely survived.
I Deserve To Be Battered and Fried
In An Electric Chair That's Set On High
Now That I'm eighteen
I Still Hate Things
From This Padded Cell I call my home, No jam, alone, with no life to call my own
Here I Will Lie
Until The Very Day I Die
Until My Blood Begins To Dry
And I Return To the Darkness from Whence I Came
So
I Am Not a Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
I'm Exactly What I Seem
*creepy grin*
L: 0.O
Light: .*
BB: %-D
"You became a murder when you were 16?" Light asked. (He doesn't have his memory of being a seventeen year old murderer)
"Yup. I know I'm the little brother but I was always seme! *rape face*
L blushed and stammered "I-uh...w-we have to go now...
"Come again soon!" B smiled his creepy grin.