Bleach Truths
(A/N: I don't own Bleach or the characters. I do however own Amii, myself, and the things going on in this story. Ok. So. People probably have many questions to ask the characters of Bleach. I have a billion questions myself. But I'm going to "ask" them and write about it. Enjoy!)
Italics are thoughts… Unless it's in parenthesis. In that case authors note!
I walked into the meeting room I had set up. All the main characters of Bleach and some other characters I like were sitting in there. Good. Right on time. I continued to my seat and sat down. In a loud voice I started the meeting. "You are probably wondering why I asked you to come here. Well it's actually a really cool thing that I have planned."
"I just want to know who you are and how you got my address!" Ichigo shouted at me.
I turned to the orange haired boy and glared at him. "You'll get your answer soon enough carrot head. Now don't interrupt again. I can have you kicked out of here in a very painful way." I stopped and stared at him. He stared back at me very angrily.
"How the hell do you expect to do that? I didn't see any security guards," he said after a while.
"Oops. I forgot to hire them. Oh well. I'll find a way. Now sit there and shut up like a good little boy! Unfortunately I cannot reveal my real name to you all. I will go by a fake name though. I will be known by all of you as Amii. Now I have a reason that I called you all here. That reason is because I have some questions for you all. You will answer me truthfully because the sooner you answer with the truth, the sooner you can all get out." I paused and looked at them all. "I know that some of you have already died, but I brought you back just for this purpose. I will ask you each at least one question. After we finish this meeting, everyone that has died will have to go back to being dead. I'm deeply sorry to you all for this inconvenience. By the way, I got everyone's addresses through the address book I have for all the cool people. Actually I just asked people what your addresses are then put them in the address book and used it then." I looked around at everyone again and smiled. "Now then. Let's get started! First up is a bount. Miss Yoshino! Can I have a round of applause for my favorite bount?" There was silence. Everyone was too shocked that I brought her back. I glared at them all. "Everyone clap or else." My eyes turned to fire behind my glasses. Everyone broke out in applause and started shouting encouragements to Yoshino. "Thank you. So. Yoshino. You died?"
"Yes."
"It was because of that jerk who's name I will not allow being repeated. Is there any hope of Uryu seeing you again?"
"No."
"That's sad though! Anyways, do bounts have emotions?"
"Yes. They have every emotion you humans do."
"Cool. You may leave or sit down and listen to the rest of this meeting." She looked at me. "I suggest leaving because this will take quite a while. If you want to leave, say your goodbyes now." She stood there for a moment then said goodbye to Uryu and went to the door. "Bye Yoshino! I'll miss your presence! Before you leave, two things. First send in the patrolling security guards as you leave please. And second did you really love Uryu?"
"I did and still do." She turned and left.
"Awwwwwwwwwwww! How sweet! Next up is Keigo! Get up here so I can ask you questions." Ismiled at him and he walked up there in a very sscared way. "C'mon. I won't hurt you. Are you scared of me?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"You're mean and you yell a lot. Plus your eyes turned into fire earlier!"
"Oh yeah. I forgot that my eyes became fire. I'm taking off my glasses because no one is here to make me keep them on! Anyways! How am I mean?"
"You were mean to Ichigo because of what you said to him and also because of the way you yell angrily."
"Ok then. Why do you do stupid things?"
"Huh?"
"Like flirt with all those girls when you have no chance or go against your sister when she will just hurt you in the end."
"That's just the way I am."
"Ok! Are there any girls you don't like or flirt with?"
"Yes!"
"Such as?"
"You, Tatsuki, my sister, and a bunch more!"
"Ok. Now leave."
"Don't I get a choice?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"You made me feel like I'm an ugly and evil person."
"I'm sorry."
"Get out."
"Why? I apologized!"
"You didn't mean it. Now leave."
"How do I convince you?"
"You don't. Now get out."
"But-"
"Security!" Two muscular men came in the room and dragged Keigo out. "He made me feel bad! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I burst into tears.
"It'll be ok Amii!" Orihime said, trying to comfort me.
"Ok!" I said all cheery with my tears all gone.
(A/N: If you have questions for Bleach characters tell me in a review. If you don't, then review anyways? Please? Next chapter may come out tomorrow. Have a great day!)