Ep. 1: Secrets of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

While driving down the road...

Me: Mom, I'm hungry. Can we stop somewhere to eat?

Mom: Alright, just let me search the nearest restaurant. (Searches on her phone) It says here that the nearest restaurant is someplace called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Me: What?! I don't want to go to that kiddish Chuck E. Cheese rip-off!

Mom: Come on, it isn't that bad. They have cool games to play in the arcade.

Me: No they don't! Those games are like WAY old now!

Mom: Well, it says here that there isn't another restaurant within the next 100 miles. So you'll have to deal with it.

Me: BUT MOOOOOOM!

Mom: *stare's angrily*

Me: AH! Ok! Fine!

Mom: Good, Now let's go!

When they arrive...

Mom: Alright, we're here. Get ready.

Me: Ugh! Fine!

Mom: Be glad I'm letting you eat somewhere! After all we can just go back in the car and wait until we get home!

Me: Alright, but only because I won't survive that long!

Inside...

Me: Man! This is boring! The animatronics aren't making it any better either!

Mom: Hm... Alright, here are some quarters if you change your mind about the arcade.

Me: Mom! We just had this argument! I said I don't want to!

Mom: Just go find something to do!

Me: Fine!

Some time later...

Me: Well, I'm out of quarters! Now what do I do?... Hm... I might as well wander around a bit.

After wandering a while...

Me: Huh? What does this say? "Access restricted! Owner's use only!" Like I care! This is probably where the cool stuff is.

After some time...

Me: A door with a lock? Hm... "DO NOT ENTER OR YOU WILL DIE!" Hmph... I doubt it, but I can't get in so whatever.

?: *murmurs*

Me: Huh? *Walks closer to the door"

?: So I was thinking we could try to get out through the vents again. I think I know the way this time!

?: Come on! I don't want to get lost again! And besides, they installed cameras in there after our last attempt.

Me: What? *Looks through keyhole* !

Bonnie: Well do you have any other ideas, Chica?

Chica: I really don't care too much anymore. Every time we try we always get caught.

Foxy: Aye, I kinda agree. It's sorta a lost cause for us to keep trying.

Freddy: Come on guys! We'll find a way! We can't stay in here forever!

Me: But...how...why... I gotta find a way to get them out!

*Footsteps*

Me: Uh oh! *Hides*

Security guard: Remember the last time they tried to get out?

Other security guard: You mean how they tried to escape through the vents but Chica made them fall through?

Security guard: Yeah, that one. Haha! That fatty...

Chica: *Bangs on the wall* WHO ARE YOU CALLIN FAT?!

Security Guard: Don't make me shoot you again!

Chica: Ugh! ... Fine!

Security walks away...

Me: Hm... How do I pick the lock? ... Oh! scissors! These will work! *Goes to pick the lock*

Chica: Someone's coming!

Foxy: I'll handle this.

*door opens*

Foxy: AAAAHHHH! *jumps and tackles me*

Me: Gah!

Foxy: I'LL MAKE YE PAY FOR EVERY-Oh... Oops! Sorry matey!

Me: Not quite what I was expecting...

Freddy: What are you doing?

Me: I'm getting you guys out!

Freddy: How did you avoid security?

Bonnie: It was the new guys shift, and they never do a good job.

Me: What happened to you guys?

Freddy: The owner threw us in here and replaced us with those lousy animatronic versions.

Chica: They didn't get mine right at all! They made it so chubby and ugly.

Everyone: ...

Chica: Oh, shut up!

Me: We need to try to find a way out!

Security: Hey! What are you doing?! Get back here!

Me: Oh no!

Bonnie: We have to get out of here! Let's go!

All running...

Me: Where do we go to get out?

Bonnie: There is an emergency exit at the end of the restaurant, but I don't remember which way to go!

Chica: How do we escape then?

Freddy: We're just going to have to find our own way out!

Runs into a dead end...

Chica: Oh no! What do we do now?!

Security: Freeze! Get back in your cell before I shoot you all!

Freddy:*notices piece of thick metal* And what if we refuse?

Bonnie: Freddy! What are you doing?!

Freddy: (whispers) just trust me. (out loud) We're not going back there!

Security: You asked for it! *Shoots tranquilizer*

Freddy:*grabs metals and blocks darts back at them

Security: Ow! How did he do that?

Other Security: I don't know but I'm seriously tripping out man...whoa... *Both collapse*

Freddy: Alright, let's go!

Bonnie: Told you they weren't good at there jobs.

Foxy: Wait! Look! All see a door...

Chica: That's the door to the control room.

Bonnie: Wait... Seriously? Oh wow! This is really good!

Foxy: What is? Bonnie: If we can get in there, I can hack all the cameras and transmitters so they will have no idea where we are!

Freddy: Good idea, but how do we get in without getting caught?

Me: Wait a minute! I think I know how to get them away! Foxy, I need your help with this one!

Foxy: What did ye have in mind young lad?

Me: All of you hide behind the door, wait for my signal foxy.

Foxy: This better work!

Me:*takes out scissors he used before to pick the lock* Um, hello? I think I'm lost.

Security: How did you get in here?!

Me: I don't know! I just want to find my mom!

Security: Alright, let's find your way

Me: Thank you! *signals Foxy*

Foxy: AAAHHHHH! *grabs the guard and throws him on the wall knocking him out*

Me: Alright, let's go!

Inside control room...

Freddy: Think you can do this Bonnie?

Bonnie: Sure I do! This will be a breeze!

A few minutes later...

Bonnie: There we go!

Foxy: Alright, let's go!

Chica: Wait! Look! There's a map of the restaurant!

Freddy: Perfect! We can figure out our way from here!

After a while...

Bonnie: I think I've got it down.

Freddy: good. Let's go then!

Meanwhile...

Security: Boss!

Purple Guy: What is it?

Security: They've escaped! And they've hacked the control room! They're going to get out!

Purple Guy: hehe... Not quite yet. *presses red button*

Animatronics switch modes and go after them...

Random kid: Mommy, where are they going?

Kid's mom: I'm not sure... *scene change*

Bonnie: We should be halfway there!

Freddy: Good! We should be out of here in no time!

Chica: Can we take a break? I'm tired of running so much!

Foxy: Of course ye are...

Me: We shouldn't be to far! Let's go!

Foxy: ... Wait! Did ye hear that?

Chica: Hear what?

Foxy: ... The animatronics.

Freddy: What?

Foxy: The animatronics are coming! We have to go!

Me: But how?

Bonnie: I heard they installed a secret mode in case of emergency!

Animatronic Freddy: Come hear!

Me: Ah!

Freddy: We really have to go!

Animatronic Chica: Gotcha!

*All dodge*

Animatronic Chica: Wait! Come back! Huff... Hugh... I'm hungry...

Foxy: Even her animatronic is slow!

Chica: Shut up!

Animatronic Foxy: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee!

Foxy: *punches it to the ground* what did they do with the voice box?

Bonnie: We can't get away from them.

Chica: What do we do? Me: Wait, I remember there was a hallway with electronic doors you can close which they can't get past or something!

Bonnie: That probably wouldn't work

Chica: We don't have any other options!

Freddy: Alright, we'll try!

After trapping all the animatronics...

Me: Look! There's the exit!

Foxy: Let's finally get out of here

?: No, You can't...

Chica: What?! Who there?

?: It's me...

Freddy: Oh no!

Golden Freddy: Oh yes!

Me: Yikes! he looks like he's made out of nightmares!

Golden Freddy: Did you think it would be that easy to get out? *opens all the doors*

Bonnie: That's not good!

Golden Freddy: Give it up! You can never escape!

Chica: (says to herself) Now what? Wait a minute! (Our loud) Alright, fine! You got us, but can I at least do something small before we go?

Golden Freddy: ... Uh...ok?

Freddy: Chica, what are you doing?

Chica: *takes out a slice of pizza*

Bonnie: What the heck?! This is not the time to eat Chica!

Foxy: You've got to be kidding! Chica: I wanted to eat this, but now that I think about it, you guys probably haven't eaten at all today.

Animatronics: pizza...

Golden Freddy: (says to himself) Don't give in... C'mon... Gah! This is so much harder since I wasn't allowed to eat anything all week!

Chica: You guys want it? Animatronics:

*all nod*

Chica: Go get it!

Animatronics + Golden Freddy: PIZZA!

Golden Freddy: Oh that tastes good! Huh?!

Chica: Later suckas!

Golden Freddy: What?! NO!

Freddy: We did it! We finally got out!

Chica: Told you that emergency slice would come in handy!

Foxy: Still thinks it's weird...

Mom: Hey! Where have you been?! I've been so worried about you!

Me: Mom, please!? This is embarrassing!

Mom: Who are they? Are they your friends?

Me: I wouldn't go that far...

Freddy: Why not?

Me: What?

Freddy: You got us out of that dump! You were the only one to know about the doors! If it weren't for you, we never would have gotten out!

Me: Yeah, but... Why would you want to be friends with me? You guys are so cool! I would never be good enough for you!

Freddy: That's not true! You are a great kid! And we would really like to be friends with you!

Foxy: That's right, matey!

Bonnie: We really would!

Chica: Sounds fun!

Freddy: What do you say?

Me: ... Yeah sure! I'd love that!

All: Yeah!

Bonnie: but wait! Where do we go from here?

Me: My house is really big! We can get you guys to stay with us!

Mom: What!?

Me: Please, mom? This is once in a lifetime!

Mom: ... Hmmm... Alright, Fine. I guess we can make arrangements.

Me: Yeah! Wow! For the first time, I actually feel happy and excited!

Mom: But we were just at the amusement park yesterday!

*All laugh*

End