CLEVLAND AND HOBBY CHAPTER 6
THE GREAT LUNCH
Clevland strolled to his house. "I can't believe I lost my best friend eve," sighed Clevland. He opened the door. "Mm, what smells good?" he asked. He walked to the kitchen and saw Hobby put food on the table. "This is amazing!" said Clevland. "Oh, thanks. See, I knew Susan would dump you, and your parents went out to do the groceries for an hour or so, so I prepared a lunch," said Hobby. "This is great, but Susan won't come here, remember?" Clevland said. "I am always thinking ahead," Hobby said, putting down some Mexican chips. Hobby got out the gun they used last night.
Clevland gulped. "Come on, you know you wanna," Hobby said. "I feel too pressured," said Clevland. "Look at this lunch, though!" said Hobby. "I have three chips: Mexican, Lays originals, and barbecue Lays, with some tomato soup, crackers, chocolate chip doughnuts, lemonade, biscuits, and some whip cream, sprinkles, and chocolate syrup." "This does look delicious," Clevland said. "Here, let me help." Clevland got three spoons, knifes, and forks while Hobby set some napkins. "Ready?" asked Clevland. Hobby nodded. Clevland closed his eyes and pointed the gun next to Hobby. Suddenly, Susan transported there, sitting on her knees. "What are you doing, stalker?" asked Susan. "If you hat my dirty guts, fine, but please accept this nice offer of a good lunch," Clevland said.
"Never, lizardo!" yelled Susan. Clevland quickly locked the door before she could reach it. "Please, eat with us," said Clevland, feeling Susan's smooth skin. Susan rolled her eyes and sat in one of the chairs. Hobby winked and sat next to Susan. "This is good soup," said Susan, sipping some of the tomato soup. "Thanks. Hobby made it himself," said Clevland. "Whatever," said Susan. Clevland got some crackers and crunched them in his teeth. Susan ate a biscuit. "Susan…" sighed Clevland. Susan wasn't paying attention and devoured the biscuit. "I…I love you," said Clevland. "I know. You repeat every day!" said Susan, drinking her soup. Hobby sipped some lemonade. "Why do you keep looking at your stuffed animal?" asked Susan. "Sorry. I'm sorry about yesterday. I-I just hate that kid Calvin," said Clevland. "So you take it out on me and Susie?" asked Susan. "Susie and I, actually it should be said," Clevland said. "But I love you. I just wanted to lure Susie so Calvin would come here."
Susan laughed. Clevland raised a brow. "Susie told me she is pasted but Calvin all winter! He even started a secret club to exclude girls!" laughed Susan. "Are you still in my club, S.M.A.R.T.?" asked Clevland. "You mean Stay Mild At Resumption Tests?" asked Susan. "Yeah. Our basic duties are to help kids before finals. Like I did with you," said Clevland. Susan gave an expression that suggested Clevland was too strong. "You ugly animal," said Susan, kissing Clevland on the lips. Clevland was shocked but got attacked by love. "Thanks for shopping with me," said Clevland's Mom walking in. "CLEVLAND!" she shouted. Clevland pulled back and the two looked at Clevland's Mom and Dad.