Entry 1 of Naruto Uzumaki:

Today was roughly one week after the 'trying to find out what sensei looked like' incident, and nothing happened so far. So we figured that Kakashi had forgiven us. Instead, he bought us the leather bound nightmares known as diaries. We had to keep them and write in them, and he could read them. Then Sakura-chan yelled at me like it was my fault for being curious. And of course, Sasuke-teme has to agree with her. Those two are like a married couple, seriously. It's so awkward. Wait, I know! I don't have to write anything personal in here. As long as I rant about something, Kakashi would get distracted, and I'm off the hook. I'm such a genius.

-The Future Orange Hokage

P.S. Hokage means Fire Shadow. Isn't that cool?

Entry 1 of Sasuke Uchiha:

Dobe landed us in a stupid position. I'd understand if only him got punished, but why Sakura and I as well? All we did was go along with his half assed plan. But I digress. The supposedly 'elite' Kakashi Hatake made us keep journals. We're keeping journals when we could be doing something productive like killing my brother. Oh, Sakura's here.

"Hey, Sasuke-kun, what would you do for a Klondike bar?"

"I'd kill my brother." She went away after that, looking all freaked out and muttering 'hot psychopath'. I hope she's not talking about me.

-I Hate Weasel*

*Itachi means 'Weasel'. On the other hand, Sasuke means monkey. Personally, we think weasels are cuter.

Entry 1 of Sakura Haruno:

Urgh, I hate that brat! He dragged us into all of this with that damned curiosity of his. And so we're stuck keeping diaries. Anyways, I saw Sasuke-kun sitting on a bench, so I dropped by 'cause I was bored.

"Hey, Sasuke-kun, what would you do for a Klondike bar?" I asked. He stared at me with those smoldering, onyx eyes of his and the emo smirk. It was so cute! And then he ruined my moment.

"I'd kill my brother." He'd fucking kill his brother for ice cream! Still, he was hot…but he was a psychopath…but he's still hot…oh, what should I do?

-Confused Haruno

Entry 1 of Kakashi Hatake:

My genin team are keeping diaries as punishment for their crimes, so I decided to keep one as well. Since I'm just awesome like that. Anyways, I got all depressed after staring at the MIA stone for a long time. Then I saw my adorable team's miserable faces, and I got cheered up.

Sakura just walked by me deep in her trance and muttering 'how can I decide'. It was weird, to say the least. Naruto seems to be up to something…again, and Sasuke was still scribbling away. I read over his shoulder just as he signed 'I Hate Weasel'. I hoped he knew Itachi is my good friend, and I can make him pay.

…ICHA ICHA VIOLENCE THE MOVIE! Oh Em Gee! I'm going to reserve tickets!

-one eyed nin

A/N: Itachi never killed his clan in this.