A/N: This is my first Mighty Boosh fic, so be gentle if it's way out of character. Please R&R, because I'm sure I need help on this. Thanks, and enjoy!
"All hats suit me."
"You'll see."
"Yeah. I will."
"Enjoy the show."
Julian lightly pushed Noel off to the side of where they were standing in front of the curtain.
"Ju, what was that business about hats not suiting me anymore?"
"It was just part of the script Noel. Don't worry about it." Julian couldn't help but laugh about how worried his friend seemed over something as simple as a hat. After all, it was just a part of the script.
"Hey Ju?
"Yeah Noel?"
"D'you think we can go shopping today? I want to . . . check something."
"I already told you, it was just the writing. Look if you're that worried about it," he didn't know what he was going to tell Noel to cheer him up, but he had to think quick, "I'll reverse-palm it."
"Wha's that going to do?"
"Well hopefully it'll take my move off ya. You'll see."
"Good. 'Cause we gotta shoot the rest of this episode, and I have about, let's see." Julian noticed his long slender fingers move up to his other hand so he could count, "One, two, three, four hats! I need you to get this move offa me!"
"Easy, Little man." Despite what the fans thought, their relationship was a lot like the one on TV. "Not to worry. Here." Ju put his palm on Noel's chest and shook it the opposite way of how he shook it before. Even though he knew it wouldn't change anything, he did it to reassure his best mate that everything would be okay.
"Cheers, Ju. Let's get on with this show, 'cause I have a date I have to get to with this great girl. I met her in Camden town, right? And she's into that band Razo-"
Julian barely listened to Noel go on about this Camden floosie. It happened all the time, and he was getting really sick of it. After their radio show, they've been getting so popular. Or at least Noel has.
"So shall we continue, Noel?"
"Yeah! Let's do it!"