So, this is a story me and friend came up with.
Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: Fullmetal Alchemist is not owned by me or my friend, so don't sue us.
"We're going on vacation, Bastard. There's nothing you can do about it."
"Sorry sir, it's actually a new lead on the stone."
"And where, do you suppose this place is, Fullmetal?"
"None of your conce-"
"It's a lake in the east."
"What is this lake called, Alphonse?"
"It's called Lake Selene, sir."
"How do you suppose you're getting to this lake, Fullmetal?"
Suddenly, a loud shout filled the room. "Road trip!"
"Settle down, Havoc."
"Yes sir, Lieutenant Hawkeye.
Smirking maliciously, Roy Mustang nodded in agreement. "That sounds like wonderful idea, Havoc."
"But…" With the clicking of a gun Mustang quickly added, "After our paper work, of course."
Frowning sadly, Ed commented,"Great, absolutely fabulous. So now we're travelling with an annoying and overweight redhead, a dictionary with grey and black hair, a guy with creepy glasses, a chain smoker, a trigger happy lieutenant." Smirking, Ed added, "and a Colonel Bastard, eh al?"
Everybody responded to these remarks differently.
Breda stood up and shouted,"Who, exactly, are you calling annoying and overweight?"
Falman simply frowned and sunk lower in his seat.
Fuery looked appalled. 'Are my glasses really that creepy?'
Havoc frowned. "I don't smoke that much, Ed."
Hawkeye clicked the safety of her gun." I don't think I heard you properly, could you repeat one more time?"
Roy merely smirked. "Big words coming from such a little shrimp."
Ed visibly gulped from Riza's reaction and blew up at Roy's.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A MEASLY LITTLE SHRIMP WHO CAN'T EVEN COMPARE HIMSELF TO A GRAIN OF SAND?!"
"Are we there yet?" Ed asked impatiently.
"No, Edward. We've only been on the road for five minutes."
"But I'm bored!" Came the insistent reply.
Currently, Ed was squished between Havoc and Breda in the far back. In the middle sat Falman and Fuery, who were in a heated discussion about rumors in the area. Hawkeye and Mustang were in the front, with Riza driving.
Suddenly, Hawkeye noticed a sign saying 'No Food, Gas or Lodging for 100 miles'. "I hope we get there soon or we'll be sleeping in the car." Ed remarked sadly in the back, disgusted by the thought of sleeping in the same vehicle as Colonel Bastard. Even worse for Alphonse, who was sitting glumly in the trunk since he couldn't fit in any of the seats.
Suddenly, the alarm started blaring wildly to signal that, unfortunately, the car was almost out of gas. And who was in charge of filling the tank? None other than dear Havoc, who was busy stocking up on smokes for the trip.
After 5 minutes of continuous arguing and discovering that Breda forgot the food, the car came to a halt with NO GAS. Now their marvelous road trip was beginning to be not so marvelous after all. They were now stuck in the middle of nature a.k.a. no where without lodging. The worst part was Ed and Roy were stuck together, without food or water and the constant bickering of the two name calling idiots were going to give the others major migraines.
How is it? Good? Bad?
Review and tell us, please.
WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU REVIEW.