Because of Hyde and Jackie!
Because Hyde Makes Kelso Black and Blue For Jackie's honor!
Because the Pout Works Even On Our Lovable Badass!
Because he's better than Kelso in every conceivable way!
Because we're so badass like Jackie & Hyde!
Because we can't get enough of our Puddin' Pop!
Because the Couch Would Agree With us!
Because they've fallen in love w/ someone they shouldn't!
Because Hyde cleans up real good!
Because Jackie is his dollface & Hyde's her real man!
Because they're John & Yoko, Dammit!
Because they saw a future together!
Because they can shake their groove things & it's so hot!
Because she knows he likes lavender scented candles & Laura Ingalls!
Because they can do it on the back end of the Camino!
Because she likes his curly ass twine!
Because of course she likes how scruffy he is!
Because they lowered their standards for each other!
Because they can say a lot by saying very little. . .& so can we!
Because a shirtless Hyde & a bikini wearing Jackie make us happy!
Because we can feel their heat!
Because she's his tiny dancer!
Because they make lovin' fun!
Because Zeppelin, baby. . .it's all about Zeppelin!
Because Kelso thinks they are a safer bet!
Because Kelso thinks they will last longer than Eric and Donna!
Because He brings her funnelcake with extra suger!
Becuase Hyde only lets Jackie sit in his chair!
Because They Bagged Each other!
Because Jackie is Hyde's tick!
Because she's a cheerleader and he's the dirtbag!
Because he's holding her heart!
Because they are Dr. & Mrs. Steven Hyde!
Because They Totally Won Password!
Because We'll Never Agree On Anything, Just Like them!
Because the only thing we agree on is how hot they are!
Because Their Making Up Put A Hole In The couch!
Because No Title Can Tell You How Hot They Are!
Because we're a bunch of That 70s show loving chicks & guys that put up with it!
Because we post like fanguys and fangirls possessed!
Because We Post Too Fast to Agree On Titles!
Because Thread Titles Are A Conspiracy by the Government to label People into little groups in order to brainwash us and take away all our Beer!
Because Hyde's Sick, He Missed Her Calling Him Puddin' Pop! Because they were frenching like a couple of french people at a frenching festival!
Because they shook their groove thing all the way to the frenching festival!
Because Steven Has Her Heart!
Because The Pout Has Even The ZenMaster Whooped!