Announcer: "Welcome to rap battles royal! Tonight, two guys who have been paired with the same guy countless times are competing. Shadow, Flash, lets have a good, clean, and possibly mean rap battle. Begin!"

Flash:

Hey there Robotnik, I hear your very famous.

But from what I understand, your game sucked anus.

If you think you can beat me, your dumber than Derpy.

You be gettin sucked by Sonic...Slurpy.

I know that last verse made me sound crazy,

but really, I don't care honestly and truthfully.

If I see Black Doom, i'll say hi.

But when I see his son, i'm like just die.

Shadow:

Is that suppose to threaten me? Cause trust me, it didn't.

Your death will be so brutal, not even Shakespear can write on print.

I may be older, but i'm still getting all the girls.

While you still havin problems with yours.

I can survive in space and breath underwater.

If I die, it would be by Crocker.

Finding the computer room is all I hear.

But when I steal your girl, it'll be your worst fear.

Flash:

You're right, that would be my worst fear.

But what's really scary is your rap carrier.

I know you good, but you're not that good.

If you were better, you'd be tied with Ace Hood

Luigi could beat you, mamamia!

But you tell me, how's Maria?

Shadow:

She's fine and dandy, helping my good friend.

But when it comes to you, she'll fill you with lead.

As if I care that i'm f**king your girl.

For all I care, she could be hangin wit Pearl.

You know Pearl? She's my other cousin.

I met yours, but her looks is why Sonic keeps runnin.

Wait a minute hold on, why we fightin?

Flash:

I thought we were just pretendin?

Shadow:

I'm sorry if I said anything hurtful to you.

Flash:

It's okay. I'm sorry, too.

Shadow:

We've been friends since who knows how long.

If this battles tears that, then we'll beat it, cause we're strong.

Flash:

You're right, that is so true.

After all, we are immune to the flu.

This battle made me crazy and foolish.

Shadow:

I feel the same way.

If we leave, we'll leave with dignity.

Flash:

Lets go get a beer. I'll pay.

But first, lets share a say.

Shadow:

I know what ya mean, and i'll help you say,

Shadow and Flash:

Friends forever, which is infinity.

Announcer: "Who won? You decide that for yourselves. Hey guys! Wait up!"