A/N: Another short texting fic as per Julie's request! In case it's not obvious, Q is Quinn, and A is Artie!
Q: Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: What, I don't even get a hi?
Q: Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: Need better recording equipment, and help from M or AJ. Will have to wait till next year.
Q: No! Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: Will be crappy quality if I do it on my computer.
Q: I don't care. Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: Do you know that's starting to get annoying? Do you just keep sending the same text over and over, and occasionally adding something?
Q: Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: Quinn!
Q: Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: And people think I'm the annoying one in our relationship!
Q: Not annoying...adorable! Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: I love you, but if my phone beeps one more time and it's the same text, I'm throwing it outside.
Q: Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: OUTSIDE.
Q: I love you. Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: I love you too, but that may change if you keep sending me the same text over and over.
Q: Can you please record my song for my iPod? I want to make it the ringtone on my phone, too. And you'll never stop loving me.
A: Don't test me, woman!
Q: You know you love it. Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: Q...Seriously. I get the point.
Q: Can you please record my song for my iPod? Artieeeee! You know you loooove meeeeee!
A: Yes, elongated vowels will make me record your song faster.
Q: I LOVE YOU, DANGIT! Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: I LOVE YOU MORE, AND NO, NOT UNTIL JANUARY. And did you just say dangit?
Q: Sorry, but pleeeeeeaaaassseeeeeeee? Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: Don't you ever tell me I'm annoying you, or I'm impatient, or ANYTHING like that. Ever again.
Q: I hate the game and the player! Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: That makes no sense.
Q: Yes it does. Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: Did you just say you hate me?
Q: Ok, fine, I hate the game, but I love the player to pieces. Can you please record my song for my iPod?
A: Fine.
Q: Really?
A: Yes. In January. When I have help from M or AJ...or both.
Q: Fiiine, I'll stop. I just really want to lie in bed and listen to it on repeat, over and over and over until I melt.
A: ...
Q: Or, I want you to come lie in my bed with me every night and sing it until I fall asleep.
A: I'll be right there.
Q: Seriously?
A: No, but I'll record it for you on my computer tonight. The quality will be subpar, but it has a better chance of being successful than me being in your bed every night to sing it to you.
Q: Longest text ever. Have you been talking to Rachel?
A: Maybe.
Q: Hahaha.
A: What are you doing?
Q: Playing with Charlie.
A: Want to come over?
Q: Sure. Will you sing me the song?
A: Obvs.
Q: DO NOT START WITH THAT.
A: Obvs.
Q: ARTIE.
A: HOW DOES IT FEEL?
Q: WHY ARE WE HAVING A CONVERSATION IN CAPS?
A: WE WEREN'T UNTIL YOU SAID THAT!
Q: LOL. I'm on my way over.
A: Bring cheesecake.
Q: ?
A: You heard me, woman!
Q: Please tell me you're kidding.
A: ...ok, I'm kidding.
Q: You don't seriously want me to get a cheesecake now?
A: Maybe. I need nourishment to record this song!
Q: Cheesecake is not nourishment!
A: It has dairy!
Q: Oh, Artie...
A: I love you.
Q: Love you too.
A: No texting while driving.
Q: Obvs. L8r LuvR.
A: ...Don't ever do that again.
Q: You know you love it.
A: No, not at all.
Q: Ok, see you in a few.
A: Hurry! NEED NOURISHMENT. AND SWEET QUINN KISSES.
Q: Be there in 15.
A: HALLELUJAH!
Q: You're such a dork.
A: And that's why you love me.
Q: I won't argue with that.
A/N: Happy New Year, everybody!
Don't forget that the Quartie Ficathon starts tomorrow too! Check out the Quartie Forum, or PM me or Violet-Shadow for more details.
Big thank you to everyone that has read my fics since I started posting them in October. I never thought that I would have such a positive response from so many wonderful people. To be quite honest, the response I've had has been overwhelming. I have so much more to write, and it's really motivational to know that there are so many people out there that take the time to read!
All the best for a glorious 2011!