Naruto's Evil Twin III: Konoha Invasion
Well, it looks like it's Round 3 with Naruto's Evil Twin...and guess what? He's going to invade Konoha! That's right...he's going to bring some friends! Not good!
But for now I hope you'll enjoy a chapter that happens to be more relaxed before he shows up...I personally think you're going to like it...why you ask? Because it's going to be about Naruto's birthday! Heh heh!
Chapter 1: Birthday Party
Naruto was very excited. Today was finally his birthday! Once again Jiraiya had let him off of training so that he could celebrate. He was personally glad that his tutor decided to be generous with him every once in a while. Then again, he kept on getting stronger and stronger.
Hopefully in due time he would be ready to save Sasuke Uchiha from the evil Orochimaru...then again, Jiraiya said he still wouldn't be ready for a long time.
Oddly enough, he mentioned that another ninja volunteered to be his apprentice...Naruto wondered who it could possibly be.
But for now, he felt like celebrating...it was rather unfortunate that Sasuke...would not show up for it...but at least his friends hopefully would.
Curious, he decided to head to his apartment to see if his friends threw him a surprise party. However, they didn't seem to be there.
"Hmmm..." wondered Naruto.
However, his landlord was happy to help him throw a birthday party, gathering balloons for him and whatnot. Heck, he even baked him a cake with his face on it. He even sent out invitations to Naruto's friends.
"That's better!" he exclaimed.
Sure enough, Naruto's friends began to arrive. Oddly enough, the first one to do so was Hinata Hyuga.
"Hi there, Hinata!" exclaimed Naruto.
"Hey there, Naruto!" answered Hinata. "Am I the first one here?"
"Oddly enough, you actually are." nodded the ninja.
"That's nice." realized Hinata. "Should we wait for the others?"
"Probably." answered Naruto.
Hinata nodded as she went to sit down on a row of conveniently-located chairs.
Sure enough, the next person was arrive was none other than his apprentice, Konohamaru Sarutobi.
"Oh my gosh! I love birthday parties!" exclaimed the boy.
"I bet you do." nodded Naruto.
Konohamaru went to sit down next to Hinata.
"Hi there!" exclaimed Hinata.
"Hey there, Hinata! I heard that you're infatuated with my teacher!" exclaimed Konohamaru.
Hinata's cheeks turned red.
"Do you really have to reveal that to him? I'm not sure if I'm ready for that yet..." answered Hinata.
"Sorry." apologized Naruto's apprentice.
The next person to arrive, as it turned out, was Sakura Haruno.
"Hi there, Naruto! I heard that today's your fourteenth birthday! Just try not to go crazy..." answered Sakura.
"I won't, I won't." nodded the genin.
Sakura went to sit down next to Konohamaru.
"Are you on your best behavior?" inquired Sakura, pulling out a voodoo doll of Konohamaru.
"Yes, I am!" bellowed Naruto's apprentice.
The next friend of Naruto's to arrive was Rock Lee, who saluted Naruto with respect.
"Hey there Rock Lee! I remember you from our mission when we went to take down the Sound Four." noted Naruto.
"Yes! My sensei was so proud of me..." noted Rock Lee.
"I bet he was." nodded Naruto.
Rock Lee went to sit down next to Sakura.
"Uh...hi there." answered Sakura.
Rock Lee saluted Sakura with respect.
"He sure respects me, doesn't he?" noted the kunoichi.
The next person to arrive was...Neji Hyuga.
"Hello there, Naruto. I heard that Hinata came to visit your birthday party..." answered Neji.
"Yes...she was the first person here." answered Naruto.
"Was she?" inquired Neji.
Neji went to sit down next to Rock Lee.
"Hey there, Neji! How is your training going?" inquired the martial artist.
"Pretty good...I heard that Hinata defeated a member of the Sound Four...then again, so did I." noted Neji.
"Yeah...I actually went up against Kidomaru, just like you did." answered Rock Lee.
"Really?" inquired the Hyuga clan member.
Rock Lee nodded his head.
"What a coincidence." noted Neji.
The next person to arrive was...Tenten...who for some reason nobody knew what her last name was, except for maybe Neji.
"Hey there Tenten...how are you doing?" inquired Naruto.
"I'm doing fine!" exclaimed Tenten.
"Funny...despite being a member of Team Guy you don't actually seem to be a...guy." answered the genin.
"I know...it surprises everyone." nodded the kunoichi.
Tenten went to sit down next to Neji.
"Hey there Tenten...do you want to go on a date later?" inquired the taijutsu specialist.
"Sure, why not!" exclaimed Tenten.
"I wonder when those two hooked up..." inquired Naruto.
The next person to arrive on the scene was...Kiba Inuzaka, one of Hinata's teammates.
"Hello there, Naruto! Er, are dogs allowed in this apartment?" inquired Kiba.
"I think so, why?" answered the genin.
"Alright then...Akamaru, come here!" exclaimed the boy.
"Arf arf!" bellowed Akamaru, rushing towards his master.
"It was nice of you to bring your dog with you." noted Naruto.
Kiba went to sit down next to Tenten.
"Gee, your puppy is so cute." noted the kunoichi.
"Thank you." answered Kiba.
The next person to arrive on the scene was Shino Aburame.
"Hey there Naruto. I heard that you were having a birthday party." spoke Shino.
"Yes, I am!" exclaimed the genin.
"This apartment...wouldn't have happened to be fumigated recently, would it? Sometimes my bugs can get out of control..." asked the Aburame clan member.
"When was the last time that happened?" inquired Naruto.
"I...honestly can't remember." answered Shino.
"Well, I think you'll be fine! We haven't had to fumigate this place in years!" exclaimed the genin.
"That's a relief." nodded the bug user as he went to sit down next to Kiba.
"Hey there Shino! Are you excited for Naruto's birthday party?" he inquired.
"I...guess." answered Shino. For some strange reason, no matter the situation, he never really felt any emotion.
"Is something the matter?" he inquired.
"No, I'm feeling fine." he answered.
"If you say so." nodded Kiba.
The next person to arrive at Naruto's birthday party was Ino Yamanaka.
"Hey there Naruto! I'm like so excited for your birthday party!" she exclaimed.
"I'm excited for it too!" answered Naruto.
Ino went to sit down next to Shino...who for some strange reason had a very similar name.
"I'm starting to feel a little creeped out..." murmured Ino.
"Sorry if I'm bothering you." answered Shino, knowing how creepy his bugs could be.
"It's fine." answered the kunoichi.
The next person to arrive was Choji Akimichi...who unfortunately got stuck in the door.
"A little help?" inquired Choji.
"Sure!" exclaimed Naruto, grabbing onto Choji's arms.
Fortunately, it didn't take long for him to break free.
"Thanks." answered the boy as he went to sit down next to Ino.
"Heh heh, Choji is so cute." thought Ino as he did so.
The next person to arrive was Shikamaru Nara.
"Hey there Naruto..." said Shikamaru, who was feeling a bit sleepy.
"It was nice of you to take a break from napping to show up to my birthday party." said Naruto.
"You're welcome...though personally that chair looks rather comfortable..." said Shikamaru as he went to sit down next to Choji.
"I sure hope that he doesn't fall asleep during the party..." thought Choji.
"Is that everyone?" inquired Naruto.
"Not quite." answered the landlord.
Curious, Naruto wondered who else would decide to come to his party...he suddenly took a good guess.
"The Sand Siblings?" inquired the boy.
"Correct." he nodded.
Sure enough, the next person to arrive to Naruto's party was Temari.
"Hey there Naruto. Were you surprised that we were invited?" asked the kunoichi.
"Not too much, I guess." answered Naruto.
Temari went to sit down next to Shikamaru, who began to blush.
"Hopefully she'll be able to keep me awake, at least." thought Shikamaru.
The second-to-last person to arrive at Naruto's party was Kankuro, who was holding a ventriloquist dummy.
"Hey there Kankuro...are you practicising ventriloquism now?" inquired the boy.
"Why not? People always said that I was a puppetmaster." answered the sand ninja.
"Yeah..." nodded Naruto.
Kankuro went to sit down next to Temari.
"So, how is ventriloquism going for you?" inquired Temari.
"I can't seem to think of any good jokes..." answered Kankuro.
"Oh." nodded the kunoichi.
The last person to arrive to Naruto's party was...Gaara.
"Hey there Gaara! It's good to see a fellow jinchuriki showed up to my party." answered Naruto.
"I'm glad to see you care." nodded Gaara as he went to sit down next to Kankuro.
"Is that everyone?" inquired the genin.
The landlord nodded.
"Alright then, it's time to party!" exclaimed Naruto.
And so Naruto did...there was lots of games such as pin the tail on the donkey (which Kiba was able to do with ease), throwing darts (which Tenten naturally excelled at) , musical chairs (unfortunately, Choji broke one of the chairs, but other than that, they had fun), and batting the pinata (which Shikamaru of all people played).
Suffice to say, Naruto had a lot of fun on his birthday...and to an extent so did his friends. Even Gaara, Shino, and Neji had smiles on their faces.
Sure enough, it was time to blow out the candles and unwrap the presents. Naruto decided to wish that Konoha would remain safe forever.
As it turned out, Hinata had got him a chocolate bar, Konohamaru had built a dream helmet for him (similar to the one he had built for Hinata previously), Sakura had given him some bandaids (in case he found himself beat up), Rock Lee had gotten him an action figure, Neji Hyuga had gotten him another action figure (oddly enough), Tenten had gotten him some throwing darts (which he decided he would use on his picture of Orochimaru later), Kiba had gotten him a chew toy (in case he ever decided to get a dog), Shino had gotten him a magnifying glass (if he ever wanted to examine insects), Ino had gotten him some clothes (if he ever wanted to look fashionable), Choji had gotten him some ramen, Shikamaru Naru had gotten him a shogi gameboard, Temari had gotten him a fan (in case he needed to cool off, Kankuro had gotten him a dummy (much like the one he had been holding earlier), and Gaara had gotten him a shovel (so that he could play in a sandbox).
"Wow, these presents are awesome. Thanks, you guys!" exclaimed Naruto.
Shortly afterwards, his friends began to leave. It had been a fun day, but all good things must come to an end. Curiously enough, Hinata decided to save herself for last.
"That was a great party, Naruto!" exclaimed Hinata.
However, she noticed that Naruto seemed to be a bit...upset.
"Is something the matter?" she inquired.
"It's just...today's also the birthday of my evil twin brother...Oturan...we were born on the same day." noted the genin.
"Oh." realized Hinata.
"I'm kind of feeling sorry for him...he's stuck at an insane asylum while I get to throw an epic birthday party..." noted Naruto.
"Didn't he try to kill us by sending us down a waterfall with sharp rocks at the bottom?" inquired the kunoichi.
"Well yeah, but still...do you think I would have turned out better if I was the one who had the nine-tailed wolf inside me instead of the nine-tailed fox?" inquired Naruto.
"I would like to think that you would..." noted Hinata.
"I just hope that he can get the help he needs...at least the men in the white coats are good at what they do." answered the genin.
"Maybe if he gets better you could invite him to your next birthday party?" asked the kunoichi.
"Maybe..." answered Naruto.
Meanwhile at St. Bulldog's Secure Center For Criminally Insane Genin...
Oturan was absolutely infuriated. Today was his birthday, but none of the doctors even bothered to remember it. Everyone should have known how important it was! He was a very important ninja...or a VIN for short!
But no! The mental doctors took no notice of him or his birthday! All they ever did really was to give him some pills to help him relax...admittedly, they worked surprisingly well...but they also suppressed his thoughts about world domination. It was driving him insane!
Well, more insane than usual.
Speaking of which, it was time for his next dose.
"Here are your pills." said the doctor as he stuffed them in his mouth.
"Why do they hate my hegemonial plans so much?" he thought to himself. All he wanted was to conquer Konoha and become the Sixth Hokage so that he could oppress its citizens. Was that too much to ask?
Then again, if he wanted to do that, he would probably have to assassinate the Fifth Hokage, something that was considered by everyone in Konoha to be a major taboo in their culture.
Why would it be such a big deal if she was gone? All that would miss her was her fellow Sannin Jiraiya...her honourary grandson (and his twin brother) Naruto, her apprentice Shizune, and her fellow apprentice Sakura Haruno...and her giant slug summon Katsuyu...
To be honest with himself, he had lost track of how much time he had spent in the mental asylum. According to the calendar on the wall, it had been around two months, but to him it had felt like all eternity.
Personally, he wished that as a fourteenth birthday present, he would be broken out of the asylum so that he could resume his demented plans...but unfortunately, he was not in a voluntary clinic.
And to make matters worse, his strait jacket was beginning to become quite itchy...and since it was restraining his arms, how was he going to scratch himself?
"If only somebody would come along to break me out of this miserable place..." he murmured.
However, his pleas would not go unanswered.
"Excuse me, I'm looking for Oturan Uzumaki." said a familiar-sounding voice.
"Where have I heard that voice before?" he thought.
Curious, he decided to take a closer look...and nearly gasped in shock.
Why, it was none other than the assassin he had hired to help him kill his brother and Hinata, Tsukiko Hyuga!
"Sure, he's right this way..." explained the doctor.
As it turned out, she had apparently infilitrated the facility by pretending to be a mental institutionalist, judging from the white lab coat she was wearing.
"Tsukiko, is that you? You came to rescue me!" bellowed Oturan in excitement.
"Shh! Be quiet, I'm undercover here!" whispered Tsukiko.
"Sorry...is there any particular reason you came to help me?" murmured Naruto's evil twin.
"Well...considering you paid me far more ryo than any other than my clients...I decided to do a little overtime." explained the kunochi.
"This is the best birthday present ever!" bellowed Oturan.
"It is? Well, happy birthday then." answered the kunoichi.
"You're my best friend in the history of ever!" exclaimed the ninja.
"That's very sweet of you." nodded the assassin.
"By the way, how did you break out of prison? I'm pretty sure Tsunade locked you away too." noted Oturan.
"Oh, I had some help with that one." explained Tsukiko.
"Woohoo!" bellowed a pink-haired, moustached kunoichi standing next to Tsukiko. As it turns out, it was Hatsu Haruno, who had helped him escape from prison the last time one of his evil schemes went sour.
"I have to admit, she's pretty fast...every time she runs, she leaves behind trails of smoke...that happen to be made of tear gas." explained Tsukiko.
"I knocked out all the prison guards!" bellowed Hatsu.
"Yeah, keep it down...anyways, we need to get you a disguise. Fortunately, they had plenty of spare lab coats..." noted Tsukiko.
Sure enough, the kunoichi ripped off the strait jacket Oturan was wearing, though in the process this left him shirtless.
"Wow, you are like so attractive without your shirt on!" bellowed Hatsu.
Oturan shrugged and decided to flex his muscles for Hatsu, causing her to squeal.
"I hope that I don't have to keep reminding you two that we need to keep a low profile." said Tsukiko as she handed Oturan a pair of glasses to help him disguise himself.
Sneaking their way out of the facility, Oturan began to celebrate. He was free!
"I'm free! Now to finally get revenge on my idiot twin brother!" bellowed Oturan.
"Yeah, about that...I decided to do a background check on him before I went to bust you out, and I discovered something that will likely be an obstacle to that." said Tsukiko.
"Right, of course." nodded Tsukiko.
"Well, here's your birthday present then." answered the kunoichi, glad to have given him a birthday present of sorts.
"Like...what?" inquired the genin.
"Well, judging from that massive birthday party he had today, he has a lot of friends..." answered the kunoichi.
"What?! Who would be friends with that stupid loser?!" exclaimed Oturan.
"Here's a list." explained Tsukiko as she handed Oturan a list of his friends.
"Wow...you weren't kidding..." noted Oturan.
"Fortunately, I managed to compile a list of their powers and abilities to help us find somebody to deal with them...the only problem was, where are we going to find ninja that will join our cause?" inquired Tsukiko curiously.
"Wow, there are like so many ninja inside this asylum!" exclaimed Hatsu.
As it turns out, she had swiped a list of the ninja imprisoned inside the facility and what their therapists should watch out for.
"You're a genius!" bellowed Oturan as she took the list from her.
"I am?" inquired Hatsu.
"This will be perfect for finding henchmen to deal with Naruto's lame friends!" exclaimed the genin.
"OK...who should we bust out first?" asked Tsukiko.
"Well, according to this list of the foolish ninja that have chosen to align themselves with my obnoxious brother, Hinata Hyuga is part of Team 8, along with two other ninja by the name of Kiba Inuzaka and Shino Aburame.
Checking the list of insane ninja to see who would be best qualified to deal with them, Oturan noticed on the list that there was a girl with an unhealthy obsession with cats by the name of Kai Hashimoto and the deranged son of a local exterminator by the name of Kiyoshi Nakamaru.
Suffice to say, they sounded like they would be perfect for dealing with Hinata's two companions.
Sure enough, there was a doctor trying to persuade Kai not to be so obsessed with cats by holding a black cat in front of her and telling her how unlucky they were.
Unfortunately for the doctor, he found himself being punched in the face by Tsukiko while Oturan gleefully released Kai from her room.
"Yes! Now I can hug all the cats I want!" she exclaimed, hugging the black kitten as she did so.
Shortly afterwards, Oturan released Kiyoshi from his room, who was happy to be able to exterminate bugs once again...including those belonging to the Aburame clan. Curiously enough, he was wearing a gas mask...that the mental institutionalists had decided not to confiscate from him.
Afterwards, Oturan, Tsukiko, Hatsu, and their new friends went on to release Hikaru Saito, a ninja obsessed with shiny lights, Hayate Matsuda, a skinny ninja that could stretch himself to astonishing proportions, and Chika Nishimura, a ninja that specialized in relaxing her mind as well as using genjutsu.
Suffice to say, it looked like they would be a good match for Team 10.
Not stopping there, Oturan's now sizable legion of doom released a kunoichi by the name of Sixsixsix, who much like Oturan himself was obsessed with being evil, Stone Chan, a ninja who for some strange reason could not use taijutsu or genjutsu but was able to use all five types of elemental chakra for ninjutsu, and Michi Hyuga...an evil ninja sniper who Oturan actually recognized.
"Wait, you actually recognize this guy?" inquired Tsukiko.
"Yeah...I persuaded him that his clan didn't care about him whatsoever...and that he should try turning to the dark side...everyone knows that the dark side had cookies." explained Oturan
"OK then..." said the Hyuga clan member.
Hopefully they would be able to take care of Team Guy...now, all that was left were the Sand Siblings.
Oddly enough, as it turned out, there were three imprisoned ninja inside the mental asylum from another country known by the name of the Snow Siblings.
Oturan released all three Snow Siblings from prison. They were known by the names of Takeshi, a muscular ninja that specialized in earth-based jutsu and wielded an enormous sledgehammer (which Oturan and his now numerous companions retrieved for him), Takumi (who liked to play with explosive clay), and Yuki, who much like Michi before her was corrupted by Oturan.
"You corrupted her too? Darn Oturan, you're really good at persuading people to turn to the dark side." noted Tsukiko.
"Heh heh. I sure am. I just told her that freezing people like popsicles was awesome and she went right with it!" nodded Oturan.
Oddly enough, the Snow Siblings and their village used to be friends with Konoha before Jiraiya was intoxicated and told everyone that Konoha was better than their village could ever hope to be...something Tsunade will never leave him alone about.
"It's his loss." thought the genin.
Oddly enough, before he decided to impersonate his brother (which lead to one thing happening after another in a chain of events), he used to train with a diabolical ninja by the name of Rikuto. Curiously, he was terrified by women and told Oturan to stay away from them...which he found to be ironic considering his two closest companions were both female.
But what did he know?
"Alright then...let's form a plan to conquer Konoha, shall we?" inquired Oturan.
And so Oturan and his thirteen henchmen began to form a plan to conquer Konoha and destroy his brother Naruto.
Uh-oh! Oturan has escaped from the asylum...and he's brought friends! Is Naruto going to make it out in one piece this time? He was kind of...lucky the last time he encountered his brother.
Suffice to say, it looks like Oturan's going to have a fourteenth birthday party of his own...I hope you enjoy this latest installment in my little Naruto series...
So, goodbye then!