LTP: HEY EVRYBODY! IT'S LADY TWILIGHT PRIME WITH A NEW STORY AFTER NEARLY TWO YEARS OF WRITER'S BLOCK!

NiGHTS: This is gonna be fun!

Jackle: LET'S PLAY 52 PICKUP! 8D

LTP: Later Jackle.

Reala: How in Wizeman's name did you manage to drag me into this...

LTP: Now NiGHTS, SAY THE DISCLAIMER!

NiGHTS: Lady Twilight Prime does not own NiGHTS into Dreams, NIGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Charlie the Unicorn.

LTP: ENJOY THE SHOW! *cuddles a pug*

quick note: NiGHTS is female in this story. Sorry male NiGHTS fans.

Reala the Nightmaren

(Camera fades to light in Reala's quarters, where said Nightmaren is currently asleep as NiGHTS and Jackle slip inside)

NiGHTS: Hey Reala, hey Reala wake up!

Jackle: yeah Reala, ya silly sleepy-head, wake up!

Reala: *groans* Oh Wizeman you guys. This had better be pretty freaking important, does Wizeman need something?

NiGHTS: No Reala, we found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain Reala!

Jackle: Yeah Reala, we're going to Candy Mountain! come with us Reala!

NiGHTS: Yeah Reala! It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Reala!

Reala: ... Yeah Candy Mountain right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.

NiGHTS: NOOO REALA! *starts jumping on Reala* You have to come with us to Candy Mountain!

Jackle: Yeah Reala! Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy and joyness!

Reala: Please stop bouncing on me.

NiGHTS: CANDY MOUNTAIN REALA!

Jackle: Yeah, Candy Mountain!

Reala: Alright fine. I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!

(later, in Pure Valley)

NiGHTS & Jackle: La la la, la la, la la la la, la la la

Reala: Ugh, enough with the singing already!

NiGHTS: Our first stop is over there Reala!

(camera zooms out to reveal Gillwing laying on a large rock)

Reala: Oh Wizeman, what is that?

NiGHTS: It's a Liopleurodon, Reala!

Jackle: A magical Liopleurodon!

NiGHTS: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain

Reala: Alright guys, you DO know there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?

NiGHTS: Shun the non-believer!

Jackle: Shhuunn!

NiGHTS: Sssshhhhuuuunnnnn-na!

Reala: Yeah.

Gillwing: *makes various noises and growls*

NiGHTS: It has spoken!

Jackle: It has told us the waaaaayyyy!

Reala: It didn't say anything!

(later, on some random bridge in Stick Canyon)

NiGHTS: It's just over this bridge Reala!

Jackle: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder!

Reala: Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.

NiGHTS: Reala... Reala~... Reala~... Rea~

Reala: I'm right here! What do you want!?

NiGHTS: We're on a bridge Reala!

(later again, in Memory Forest)

Jackle: We're here!

(camera zooms out to reveal a totally NOT-fake mountain made of candy with a sign that reads CANDY MOUNTAIN in large red letters)

Reala: Well what do you know? There actually is a Candy Mountain.

NiGHTS: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! *starts teleporting around randomly around the "mountain"* You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!

Jackle: Go inside the Candy Mountain cave Reala!

NiGHTS: Yeah Reala! Go inside the cave! Magical wonders that'll behold when you enter!

Reala: Yeah, uh, thanks but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.

Jackle: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave Reala!

(music starts playing while the letters spelling CANDY jump out and turn into low level Nightmaren.)

Unnamed Nightmaren: *sings*

Oh! When you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joyful and perky, merry land
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the mecca of love, the candy cave
They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
Turn around
It astounds!
It's a dancing candy tree
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Reala, please will you go into the cave?

(low level Nightmaren fly into each other and explode in a burst of flames)

Reala: All right fine, I'll go into the freaking candy cave. This had better be good. *enters the cave*

NiGHTS and Jackle: Yeah!

NiGHTS: goodbye, Reala!

Jackle: yeah, goodbye Reala!

Reala: Goodbye, what?

(the cave suddenly becomes dark)

Reala: Hey, what's going on here? Hello? Who is that? *gets knocked out*

(later once again in the Memory Forest, Reala wakes up)

Reala: Ow, Wizeman, what happened? *notices a stitched up incision on his side* Oh, they took my freaking kidney!

LTP: YAYS!

Reala: That was humiliating.

NiGHTS: I thought it was funny!

Reala: Of course you would.

Jackle: NOW CAN WE PLAY 52 PICKUP!?

LTP: OF COURSE WE CAN!

Jackle: YIPPEE! *tosses hundreds of cards in the air* 52 PICKUP!

LTP: Hey, stick around people, we'll have more stuff up before you know it!

Reala: MORE!? Oh Wizeman, kill me now!