A/N: Well, I'm home sick and decided to post this to entertain myself! Enjoy!And YES this is suppose to be a stupid fanfic! :P

Disclaimer: I obviously own nothing!

SLENDER MAN!

You have been searching the forest for hours, your heart is racing, and you're entire body is shaking.

You haven't found yet, a single note and the more time you spend in the Slender Man's forest the more paranoid you get...that is until you see the Slender Man yourself...

Standing there in front of you...

Just... Starring...

You open your mouth to scream but only air comes out.

You're entire body freezes like a statue as he slowly approaches you, his pale faceless-face glows in the moonlight.

He towers over you as hes now standing in front of you, slowly reaching a long hand behind his back. Just when you think that you're done for he hands you a soda.

You look at him with a perplexed expression.

"You know...I've been watching you for a while now and you've been working hard to find these pages! So have a soda and relax!" The Slender man said, even though he had no mouth he could still talk which made this situation ten times creepier...but he was being nice?

He actually didn't want to kill you!

Unless...the soda was Poison...

"Is that poison!?" You ask the Slender man.

"No!" He cried sounding hurt. "It's just root beer!"

"Oh...Sorry...hehehe thanks!" You say and happily except the drink from him. He gives you a thumbs up before pulling out another soda for himself.

"I just love Root beer!" The Slender man said with a sigh, hugging his canned Soda close to his chest.

You nod in agreement but you have a question for him.

"Um...Mr...Slender man sir?"

"Yes. my friend?"

"How come...you're being so nice? I mean...don't you kill people when they take your notes?"

The Slender man sighed.

"That's what everyone thinks...but...the truth is...I just want a friend and every time they see me they get scared and run away or die of fright before I have the chance to talk to them, so...will you be my friend? pretty please?"

You smiled. "Of course!" and the two of you finish your Soda's and become best buddies, and whenever some punk is giving you a hard time the Slender man will always make sure they leave you alone!

The End.

A/N: Stupid? Worst story ever? I know...that's sort of the point...but hey...you read it! XD