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"Kakashi is this yours?"
"Hmm? – OH! Yeah! –."
"What's in it?"
"Nothing. Just give it to me."
"Then why was it under my bed."
"Um. I forgot it here."
"What is it?"
"Nothing. Just -."
"Then you won't mind if I open it."
"Don't -."
"Hmm? Now I'm curious, if it's making you act this way."
"Iruka – "
"Handcuffs…?"
"…"
"Oh…there's more."
"……"
"A blindfold…"
"… …" I'm going to die aren't I?
"…flavored...lube…"
Oh shit, "…"
"And…"
"…" I should be hiding somewhere by now.
"…A…a….I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THIS UNDER MY BED?"
"In case the opportunity showed itself?" I should have lied! LIED LIKE A DOG!
"KAKASHI!"
"It could be fun!"
"Don't chirp at me!"
The handcuffs went flying.
"Iruka – "
"Shut up!"
The flavored lube went flying.
"Ruru, stop throwing things – "
"Don't Ruru me!"
The blindfold was bypassed. It wouldn't make a good weapon.
"Iruka – "
The dolphin shaped dildo went flying.
And nealy hit Kakashi in the groin.
"…that wasn't nice Iruka."
"No, it wasn't a nice Iruka."
"…that's not funny."
"I think it was."
The dildo was picked up and twirled.
"I think I should punish you for your behavior…"
"…Kakashi?"
The flavored lube was picked up.
"You shouldn't throw things at people that didn't do anything wrong."
Oh shit, "Kakashi…?"
The handcuffs clinked against each other.
"I think a proper punishment would teach you a lesson, Sensei."
"…'Kashi – ."
"Don't think you can talk yourself out of this."
There was a clink.
"What – when –."
"Lesson one:…"
Iruka never threw anything at Kakashi again…well, maybe sometimes.