River broke out of prison again just to tell her husband, the Doctor, some news. She didn't know how he would react but it was going to be worth it. As the guards chased her down the halls of the prison River came to a door.
"You're surrounded now Dr. Song. You have nowhere to go so if you would please let us take you back to your cell that would be great" one of the guards said. Obviously this guy was new because everyone knew that River Song would never give up. But no matter how many she escaped she would always come back in the end.
"You better hold on to something" River told the guards. All of the guards but the new guy grabbed something to hold on to. Suddenly the doors behind River flung open and River and the new guy were shot into outer space. River floated into the TARDIS while the new guy was doomed to die.
River fell on to the Doctor who just laughed at her. This wasn't the first time she had done this. But no matter how many times this happened somehow River always did her makeup and dressed somewhat fancy.
"Hello sweetie" River said as she got off of the Doctor.
"River it's good to see you, but why are you here?" the Doctor asked as he typed in coordinates. If River was here he was going to get the Ponds.
"Well Doctor I have some news to tell you" River told him.
"Is it important?" the Doctor asked not once looking at her.
"Yes, very important" River said seriously. The Doctor then stopped looking at the TARDIS and looked River in the eyes.
"Ok then, what is it?" he asked.
"Spoilers" River told him. She knew he hated it when she would say that.
"You know I hate it when you do that" he yelled over the noise of the TARDIS landing.
They got out of the TARDIS and walked over to the house in front of them. The Doctor knocked on the door and they waited for someone to answer it. Finally Rory answered the door.
"Rory am I glad to see you" the Doctor said as he gave Rory a huge hug. "Look I even brought your daughter this time" he said as he pointed to River.
"Hi Rory it's good to see you" River said as Rory hugged her.
"River your mother and I have been waiting to see you for over a year now" Rory said sternly. "Now you two get inside now" Rory demanded. They both knew that Rory was the last Centurion and he could be scary if he wanted to which was never really. When Rory got a sword people were usually scared, it didn't make the Doctor feel safe in their house due to the fact that Rory had a sword in the attic.
They walked into the living room to see Amy Pond sitting on the couch reading a book. When she saw Rory walk in with the Doctor Amy put down the book and rushed over to the Doctor.
"It's good to see you Amelia Pond" the Doctor said as she hugged him.
"Where have you been it's been eleven months since we last saw you" Amy said seriously.
"I know and I'm sorry Amy. But I brought your daughter" the Doctor told Amy as he stepped aside to let River through.
"River I can't believe it. You're here" Amy almost shouted as she hugged her daughter.
"Hello Amy it's good to see you two" River said. River was truly happy to see her family again. Her parents and husband all in the same room without aliens attacking them. But the happy atmosphere would soon be destroyed after she told them her news.
"Ok guys River has some very important news to tell us Ponds" the Doctor announced. River then dragged him by the ear into the kitchen.
"I hate you" River told him.
"No you don't" he yelled back.
"I said I have some really important news to tell you sweetie" River snapped.
"Well those two are your parents. So whatever you have to tell me you can tell them" the Doctor whispered in her ear. They walked out of the kitchen and back into the living room.
"Well you might want to sit down I guess" River warned them. Rory and Amy sat down but the Doctor just stood against the wall. "Ok then, well I'm pregnant" River told them. The Doctor just stood there shocked for about a minute before fainting. Amy and Rory congratulated River then Amy went to make tea while Rory kept talking to his daughter.
"I'm so going to kill him when he wakes up" Rory told River.
"Not if I do it first" River growled. Rory just laughed then went to go get his sword from the attic.
When the Doctor woke up he saw River sitting on the couch alone. He got up and walked over to her and sat beside her. "I can't believe that I'm going to be a dad" the doctor whispered to River.
"Well can you imagine me as a mom?" River asked. They both thought about them being parents.
"Oh god this is going to be hard" they both laughed together.
"So are you happy?" River asked as placed his hand on her stomach.
"I'm thrilled. It's the best news ever" the Doctor exclaimed. He then leaned in the give River a kiss when Rory ruined the moment. The Doctor noticed that Rory had his sword and started running. As he passed River for the third time the Doctor grabbed his wife's hand and dragged her into the TARDIS.
"How are we going to raise a child" the Doctor asked. River just stared at him and said "Spoilers".