Disclaimer: I thought I owned Naruto, yada yada yada, Misashi took him away from me.
A/N: This story takes place in my hometown, British Columbia, Canada. The characters live in Surrey, but sometimes they go to Vancouver (to shop and such). Just letting you know beforehand. ;D
Warning: Possible OOCness (hopefully not), OC's, Christianity and finding oneself through Christ throughout the story, pig-headed people who "call" themselves Christians (think of Westboro Church). If you can't deal than hit that backspace button please and thank you.
Young Sasuke Uchiha sighed as he stared at the half empty bottle of Corona in his hands. He looked up at his so called "friends", who were literally drunk out of their minds. He sighed once more when his close friend Suigetsu Hozuki took a painful spill onto the pavement on his skateboard, only to bounce back up and wink at the girls sitting next to the raven on the sidewalk. Said girls began to giggle in what Sasuke could only assume was flirtatiously.
One of the girls, Karin, rolled her eyes before turning to look at Sasuke, fluttering her eyelashes in, seriously, was she trying to look like she had a mental defect? "Nice night isn't it…" she scooted closer to the raven and gazed up at him from underneath her eyelashes. "Sasuke?" she finished huskily.
The raven took to looking up to the sky, begging fate to help him this one time because, God help him, he was about "this" close.
The girl that had been on Sasuke's other side stood up suddenly, anger filling her hazel eyes. "Oh shut up you stupid slut! Can't you see you're pissing Angel off?!"
Karin then took to standing as well, her rose colored eyes showing how much annoyance was fueled in them. "No! You shut up! Sasuke is my boyfriend, so you can just walk your skanky ass home! And who said you can give him a pet name huh? He doesn't like being called 'Angel' because he isn't some white winged little bitch! He likes the pet name I gave him, which is 'Raven' because it reflects the night and his gracefulness!" she crossed her arms and gave the girl a haughty smile. "You say you like Sasuke, yet you don't know that he's an atheist. You fucking insulted him you slut!"
Sasuke turned his gaze from the sky to the pavement floor, figuring that fate wasn't in the skies so it might have been in the ground. He shook his head as he listened to the girls throw taunts back and forth. Honestly, what was the big fucking deal? 'Angel' 'Raven', he hated both names!
Yes, he was an atheist but that didn't mean that he was immediately offended that someone had called him an angel. It was just a name. And 'Raven' wasn't any better. A raven wasn't fucking graceful (except for in the skies). They were fat birds basically. And they had wings. Most referred to them as 'dark angels', so what was the difference between the names the girls had given him?
The boy felt a body press into his own from behind and he looked over his shoulder, only slightly surprised to see Karin pressing into him. She was glaring at the girl above her, wrapping her arms around her "raven" for protection.
"You are such a dirty slut," she spat. "Keep away from Sasuke with your hurtful comments!"
The girl glared back at her before dropping to her knees in front of Sasuke, tears in her eyes. "I am sooooo sorry for my words Sasuke-kun!" she sobbed. "I never meant to hurt you! Please forgive me!"
The raven sighed in annoyance. Why was he honestly hanging out with these people again? Oh yeah, free booze, access into popular clubs, didn't have to spend his own money, blah, blah, blah.
He felt the pinkette behind him tighten her hold on him when the girl in front of him took a cautious crawl closer. "Stay away from him! God, you are such a freaking whore!" she cried. She then sneered. "Jesus, what is your mom gonna say Beatrice?"
The teenager named Beatrice chilled at the calling of her name, though Sasuke didn't understand why. It was just a name.
"How dare you!" Beatrice cried. "You fucking know I hate that name!"
"Why?" Sasuke heard Suigetsu ask in the background. He tried to turn and see where he was but he was too disoriented from the five beers he'd had.
Fuck Suigetsu, when I get a hold of you, you're a dead man. He thought to himself.
Beatrice looked all too happy to answer the question, getting a reason to complain about her mother once again. She stood up and began to pace (well, as much as someone who had already had three beers could anyways). "That bitch never took my social status into consideration! I mean, Beatrice? She doomed my popularity in high school from day fucking one!" she threw her hands up in frustration. "How the fuck am I supposed to go through life with a name like Beatrice?!"
"I don't know. Live?" Sasuke muttered under his breath. The blonde turned to face him, a grin on her overly tan face. Thinking that the boy had agreed with her she dropped to her knees in front of him once again.
"Yes! See, I want to live, but my mom has ruined that for me entirely. I knew you would understand Sasuke honey!" Sasuke 'hn'ed in reply and her smile grew wider. "Anyways, she'd doomed me to social suicide. Luckily, I found you Sasuke honey! I am soooo glad that I was able to become such great friends with you!" she scooted towards him and licked her lips, moving her arms out so that they pushed her breasts out just enough. "Or, something more?"
Before Sasuke could comment, Karin answered for him. "Yeah, luckily you 'made friends' to get your popularity status," she snorted. "More like you whored your way up there."
Beatrice glared at her. "You bitch! How could you! Sasuke was never supposed to know about that!"
Karin sneered at her. "Oh please! As if he hadn't already known! You're famous in school for being the biggest fucking slut that ever walked the planet! He would have heard it from someone eventually! Besides, even if he hadn't known, you just admitted it with your little outburst."
Beatrice gasped in surprise and Sasuke turned to look at the street to his right. Okay, so fate wasn't around today. Maybe he could quickly jump into traffic and get run over. Oh wait, it was already three in the morning and there were little too no cars out.
Damn.
The blonde headed bimbo in front of him suddenly reached out her hands, grabbing the back of Sasuke's head and pulling him forward. The raven soon found his face situated in-between the girl's boobs. If he moved, he'd be "motor-boating" her.
Karin squawked and Suigetsu let out a low, drunk whistle in amusement. Sasuke had said nothing, still unsure of what was actually happening.
"Let him go you whore!" He heard Karin's voice scream, though it was a bit muffled.
"Sasuke, please forgive me!" Beatrice sobbed, completely ignoring the pinkette's calls. "I know that we promised we'd save our bodies for each other, but I couldn't help myself! The men were soooo good to me and I just had to see for myself if they could live up to what they said. But I know that I can only be truly happy with your big, fat cock inside of me Sasukeeeeeeeee!"
The raven sat stock-still. His mind was still on "I know we promised each other our bodies". When the fuck had this transaction gone down?
"Let him go you wench!" Karin shouted, leaning forward in order to get at her neck. This action forced her to push her body further into Sasuke's, which caused him to lean further into the blonde's large chest. Suddenly feeling as though he were about to suffocate, he tried to push back, completely forgetting that the girl's hands were holding him in place.
Fear started to creep up on him as he soon realized that he couldn't get out and that he may very well be smothered to death. He started shaking his head from side to side, trying to find any opening for air. He failed to hear the moans the blonde was making, or realize that he was indeed "motor-boating" the girl.
"Oh Sasukeeeeeeeeeeee!" she whined in pleasure. She managed to send Karin a haughty look before she let out a long moan.
"Sasuke!" Karin cried as she pulled at the back of the boy's shirt. "Don't suck on her boobs! Suck on mine!"
Sasuke though, wasn't even thinking about sucking breasts, more as he was trying to find some way to get oxygen into his lungs.
He heard Suigetsu whistle once more, though this one sounded drunker than before. "Damn!" the teen smirked. "Sas'ke be gettin' all da pussy!"
"Shut up!" Karin cried over the moans of the blonde.
Soon, Sasuke was gratefully released from his hold. He sat back, leaning into the pinkette as he took huge gulps of much needed air. He looked down at Beatrice's chest in slight fear. He hoped he'd never have to go anywhere near that chest again.
The blonde noticed his discomfort and came down from her ecstasy high. She pouted at him, leaning forward just slightly. "Sasuke? Darling, are you alright?"
"No, he's not alright you dumb cunt!" Karin yelled. "You almost suffocated him with those dead weights you call boobs!"
Sasuke meekly nodded his head in agreement to Karin's statement. Even Suigetsu let out a grunt of approval in between his drink of beer.
The young blonde looked between the three of them in surprise before tears sprang to her eyes.
"S-Sasuke-kun?" she gasped out. "Is this true? Did I almost hurt you? I thought you were feeling good."
"I shink ish time we go home!" Suigetsu shouted, pointing his index finger to the sky. Sasuke graciously hn'ed in response. That was the smartest thing anyone had said so far.
"Yes. Let's go Sasuke!" she wrapped her arms around the raven's. She then stood, effectively forcing the drunken boy to stand as well. She rested one of his arms on her shoulders while she wrapped her other arm around his waist. Making sure that he would be able to lean against her, she began to move, but not before turning to the crying blonde behind her and smirking. "Away from the mega whore."
Beatrice began to sob once more, the love of her life walking away with another woman. She stood, anger filling her hazel eyes.
Fine, she thought as she made her way across the 7/11 parking lot towards her abandoned bicycle. I'll let that bitch think that she's gotten him for now, but just you wait Karin… she quickly climbed the bike and carefully began to make her way home, just barely catching the sight of Karin's headlights turning the corner in front of her. The freshman grit her teeth and pedaled faster, though she knew she wouldn't be able to catch up to the car at the speed it was going. I'll become Sasuke-kun's girlfriend for sure. And when I do, you'll be sorry you ever met me! Just you wait!
Sasuke quickly stumbled through the front door of his mansion, drunk out of his mind. During the ride home Suigetsu had pulled out a case of beer and soon he and the Uchiha were tipsy beyond belief.
All his slow-running mind could remember was Karin yelling at Suigetsu for getting Sasuke drunker without his consent and Suigetsu telling the bitch to shut up and drive faster. Then Sasuke had been pushed out of the car by Suigetsu onto his driveway, only turning back slightly to see the car's headlights zipping down the block.
Sasuke shook his head slowly, trying to remember where his room was. He stumbled down the long hallway in the direction he thought his room might be in. As he approached the end of the hall he heard the sound of someone harshly whispering. That whispering was answered by another pair, though this was deeper than the first. Soon, he was able to hear bits and pieces of a conversation.
"… For him… not safe out…" the softer voice spoke.
"… Yes… I know… just wait… please…" the deeper voice replied.
"… Can't… Worried… gonna look for him…"
"… Done this before… will make it home… don't wanna wake up my parents…"
He heard shuffling and a slight struggle. He slowly made his way over to the door and listened. "… No more… gonna look… Can't watch you beat yourself up… like this…"
The calling of "Deidara" was his only warning before the door opened and he fell in, straight into the arms of a tall male. He looked up and could see the shocked expression of a startled Deidara through his drunken haze.
"Sasuke?" his older brother's boyfriend asked in surprise.
"Hn." Sasuke replied.
The blonde gasped, and then wrapped the boy in a tight hug, much to his dismay. "Sasuke oh my God!" he whispered. "I was so worried. I was about to go out and look for you! Where have you been?"
Sasuke pushed away from the man's hold, glaring drunkenly at him. "Nun o' yo damn bushness bitsch," Before Deidara could even think to reply, Itachi was at Sasuke's side in an instant, harshly gripping his brother's arm. "Ouch! Leggo!"
"Sasuke," Itachi all but growled. "How could you say something like that? He's been worried sick about your stupid ass all night! He hasn't even allowed himself to go to sleep and…" he stopped as a certain smell filled his nostrils. He leaned towards his brother, quickly smelling his little brother's breath before pulling back, disgust filling him. "Little brother… have you been drinking?"
The question had been asked with such coldness that even with his Uchiha mask on, Sasuke still shivered. "Um…" he began. "N-no?"
Deidara gasped for the second time that night. "Oh my God! You're shit-faced! There's no way you'd say 'um' while you were sober!"
Itachi glared at his brother, a headache already forming. "Sasuke…"
"I know 'ready!" Sasuke yelled, ripping his arm from Itachi's grasp. "I don't need yah tellin' meh!" he turned an accusing finger towards Deidara. "'Nd I don't need yah tellin' me hah tah run mah fooking life! I'm 16!"
Deidara furrowed his brows in anger. "Exactly! You're freaking 16!" he yelled, no longer caring if he woke up the house. "You're still in school! You need to take this time to start making much needed career choices in your life! You need to be serious about school and what you're going to do with your life! You need to start thinking about college!"
"I 'ready know 'bout collage," Sasuke sneered. "Imma not goin'."
There was silence for about three seconds before Deidara exploded, all hope for the parents to sleep gone.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COLLEGE!" he screamed in anger.
"IMMA NOT GOIN' TA COLLAGE BITSCH!" the raven screamed back at equal volume.
"I swear to God Sasuke, I'm about 'this' close to ending your life," Deidara stated, holding up his index and thumb finger inches apart to show the space in between, indicating just how much time Sasuke had left in his life. "You are going to college Sasuke. You need the fucking education considering you're always skipping school!"
"No I don't! I can jush live wit mah gals and mah bud S-S-Suigetsu says he'll hook me up wif whateva I need!"
Deidara looked up at Itachi in exasperation. "Itachi, it's those people he hangs out with. They're not good for him."
"Don't talk 'bout meh like Imma not even here bastad!" Sasuke yelled. "My f-f-frien-f-f-fri-dose people are plenty good for mah!"
"No they are not!" Deidara cried, rounding on him. "Do you know what fucking time it is? Do you?" Sasuke dumbly shook his head, which only managed to make the blonde even angrier. "It is four o' clock in the FUCKING MORNING! You have school tomorrow! What the hell were you thinking when you decided to stay out at all hours of the night?!"
"Why should I tell yah anyshing? I don't 'member yah bein' mah mom! Jush mah older brofer's fuck buddy!"
The tall blonde's face turned all shades of red as he advanced on the youngest Uchiha. "YOU SNOT-NOSED LITTLE BITCH!"
"What is going on here?" a concerned voice at the door stopped the murder about to take place as all eyes turned to look at the two people entering the room.
Shit, Deidara thought. We've officially woken the 'rents.
"I asked what was going on here," Fugaku Uchiha repeated. He crossed his arms, his wife Mikoto taking his side. "I am waiting for a response."
Itachi nodded towards Sasuke. "Little brother decided to grace us with his presence tonight."
Mikoto made her way towards her son with tears in her eyes while Fugaku glared. She placed her hands on her little boy's cheeks, noticing the way they were red from the beer he'd had. "Sasuke…" she whispered. "Sasuke… why? You haven't been home in two days and then you come back only to be drunk beyond belief? Why? Why do you do this? Don't you know that we worry about you? That we care about you?"
The raven glared at her, slapping her hands away before pushing her into the wall. "I don't need yo bitch assh worryin' 'bout meh," he growled in her face. He turned to look at the astounded faces surrounding him. He sneered back before looking at his mother. "Toush me 'gain and I won't be held 'sponsible for mah actions."
"Sasuke…" Deidara began.
"Don't," the teen roared. "I don't need yah stupid cunts dictatin' my fooking life! I'll do what I want, when I want, how I want. If I wanna go bang some sluts, I'll go bang some sluts. If I wanna go spend my fooking money, I will," he turned to look at Deidara. "If I wanna skip school and spend time wit mah friends, then I'll do it! I don't need any o' you tellin' mah what I should be or what I should do. I'm 16 fooking years old. Stay out of mah life!"
With that, the teen drunkenly ran for his room, which he'd remembered was upstairs. The occupants of the room sat still, completely stunned. The only sound other than their heavy breathing was the soft crying coming from both Deidara and Mikoto. Itachi shook his head, grabbing his boyfriend and pulling him into a hug, allowing the man to cry against his chest.
"Dad," the man asked. "When are you going to disown him? You've threatened to do it for so long."
"I'll just send him to-"
"We cannot send him to another therapist dad!" Itachi suddenly screamed. "This isn't some kind of mental sickness! We can't keep avoiding this!" he turned to look at the floor, his hold on his partner tightening. "We've tried everything. We aren't getting through to him at all."
Fugaku looked to the floor with old, tired eyes. Itachi was right. This battle was becoming tiresome. Perhaps it would be better to just send his boy to military school. Though, the thought of his son being forced to do something like that saddened him greatly.
He sighed heavily. "I guess I'll just have to send him to military school and cut off everything."
"No!" Mikoto cried out. "We can't do that to him!"
"Then what do you suppose we do Mikoto?" Fugaku angrily asked. "I don't see any other options! My patience has already run thin!"
"Actually," Deidara spoke softly. So softly, in fact, that even Itachi had a hard time hearing him. The blonde took a breath, and then continued. "I may have an idea."
"Really?" Fugaku rubbed his temples. "Then please share with the rest of us."
The blonde artist turned in his boyfriend's arms, resting the back of his head against his chest. "I happen to know of a family…"
"Are you referring to your foster family?" Itachi asked. The blonde nodded.
"I've kept in touch with them for some time now. The Sarutobi's." they all nodded their heads. They knew them well.
"And what of it?" Mikoto asked through sniffles.
"Well… um…" he began to twiddle his fingers. "You see… the Sarutobi's… um… there's this one guy… and they… um…"
"Deidara?" Itachi asked, his eyes widening. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
The blonde nodded enthusiastically; glad that his lover could understand. "Un!" he let out excitedly.
Fugaku continued to look between the two of them while an air of understanding crossed their faces. "What?" he asked in confusion. "What is it?"
Itachi grinned. "I think we've got something dad."
Bright morning rays shone through the dark curtains, hitting the youngest Uchiha square in the face. He opened his dark eyes just a bit before closing them, groaning in irritation and turning over.
It wasn't as if he had a hangover. Uchiha's didn't get hangovers. Comes with the name.
No, the reason was that he was tired as shit. Staying up till four am for two days usually did that to you.
So the Uchiha sat, brooding and trying to go back to sleep until his phone rang. Groaning, he reached over and picked up the iPhone 5, quickly checking the caller ID.
"Karin".
He groaned even more before answering, already sitting up. If it was Karin calling he wasn't getting back to sleep anytime soon.
"Hn?" he grunted. He heard a giggle on the other end and he rolled his eyes. He opened the door to his bathroom and reached for his toothbrush.
"Hee hee. Sasuke," she giggled some more which almost made the boy puke around his toothbrush. "I just wanted to thank you," The teen raised an eyebrow but said nothing, knowing that she would continue regardless. "You know, for telling that cunt off. She deserved it, what with the way she was hanging all over you yesterday."
And you weren't? the raven thought as he washed out his mouth.
"God, she needed to be put in her place. I mean, geez, she was so fucking annoying, what with her practically hanging off of you like a towel and her forcing you to stick your face in her boobs! That must have been soooo gross right? I mean, how old is she? Like, fucking 14? She's in the ninth grade and just because she's well-endowed she thinks she's the fucking shit. Who does she think she is right? I mean, she literally had to sleep with guys just to make her way to the top. Ugh, she's almost as annoying as that cunt Sakura. Oh, Sasuke honey, don't even get me started on that bitch. I mean, just the other day I saw that bitch looking at you like she was about to jump your bones. If I hadn't been there, I think you would have been raped that day! Seriously! And another thing about that pink headed whore-!"
"Karin." Sasuke interrupted, stopping her mid-rant.
"Yes Raven?" she asked.
"Make sure there's tomatoes in my bento box today." He simply said.
"Y-y-yes Sasuke-kun! O-of course! I'll make you the best bento box Canada has ever seen! I'll even-"
The teen quickly hung up the phone, throwing it onto the bed. He went through his drawers, looking for the darkest shirt he could find. After finding one, he pulled it over his head. He grabbed his phone and bag, and then opened his bedroom door, making his way downstairs.
As he walked down the hall, he heard the harsh whispers of his family members in the kitchen. He strained to hear what they were saying, but they were speaking too quietly for him to understand. He could only make out a few words.
"… Sasuke… good for him…"
A few grunts in agreement. "… Great idea… sure it will work?"
A happy giggle. "Positive! Sasuke… won't know what hit him!"
Sasuke opened the door to the kitchen then, finding this to be an appropriate time to announce his presence. He stepped inside, glaring at all of them. "What won't I know?"
The room fell silent as all the occupants turned towards their food. The teen's glare intensified. "Oh. So you're all going to talk about me and then not let me in on this 'plan' that will apparently be 'good for me'?" The silence remained and Sasuke growled in anger. He walked over to Deidara's side, taking the plate that held the blonde's egg sandwich. The artist made to protest, but seeing the look in the raven's eyes quickly silenced him.
"Fine. Take it," He grumbled. "I wasn't hungry anyways."
"Much obliged," the teen responded before taking a huge bite of the sandwich. He walked over to the door, kicking it open with his foot. "Bye." He called back rudely.
The family members said nothing back.
"Oh my gosh Sasuke!" Karin called as soon as she saw the raven. "You'll never guess what Chad suggested!"
"Was it something along the lines of 'Shut the fuck up Karin'? Because if it is, he's not the only one that's said it," Suigetsu grumbled. It looked as though he was suffering from a pretty bad hangover by the way he moved about. He fixed his large sunglasses, trying to block out more of the sun. Unfortunately for him, it seemed as though the sun found a way to enter his line of vision every time. It didn't help that it was such a hot day.
Karin squawked at the boy's statement and turned on the white haired teen, smacking him upside the head so hard his glasses fell off. Sasuke winced at the display.
Poor guy. he thought to himself as Suigetsu held his head in pain.
"You fucking bitch!" he roared. She simply waved dismissively at him before turning to Sasuke with a bright expression on his face.
"As I was saying before I got interrupted," she threw a look at Suigetsu, who in turn flipped her off. She smacked him on the head once more before turning again. "Chad has some brilliant news!"
"I really doubt that anything that comes out of Chad's mouth is brilliant." Sasuke inquired. Suigetsu smirked slightly.
"Aw. That's mean Uke!" a voice said behind the raven. The group turned to see Chad himself, smiling at them. His giggling girlfriend stood beside him. The boy failed to notice the flirtatious looks she was sending Sasuke's way. "I mean, I may not be acing my classes, but none of us are right?"
"That's right baby!" his girlfriend, Heather, answered for them. She turned to look at Karin. "Especially some people."
"I just so happen to be failing because I'm not sucking the teacher's cock so he'll raise my grade point average!" Karin spit back.
Chad narrowed his eyes, wrapping his arms around his girlfriend's waist. "That was a dirty fucking rumor and you know it!" he snarled, but from the look on Heather's face, they could all tell that it was far from a rumor.
Sasuke sighed, once again wondering why he hung out with these people. "So…" he began. The group turned to him. "Am I going to be hearing about this brilliant suggestion, or am I going to have to sit and watch as you guys grunt at each other like Neanderthals?"
"Oops. Sorry Uke. Got a little carried away," Chad said meekly. Now it was Sasuke's turn to narrow his eyes.
"It's Sasuke." He muttered.
"So anyways," Chad continued. "My dad just bought this really sick ride right? And usually, he hands me the keys, telling me to please stop hanging out with those 'kinds of people' and to 'be responsible' and shit right?" he waited for the group to nod in agreement before continuing. "Well, turns out the bastard bought the car for himself! He was like 'You already have seven or eight cars that you hardly ride. I've tried my best with you but you won't listen, so from now on I'm going to worry about me. No more gifts, no more presents, no more anything until you shape up. I'm worried about you'," Chad scoffed. "Can you believe that?"
The group shook their heads. They could all agree that parents were extremely annoying. What did they know anyways? They were already 16, closing in on 17. Their parents couldn't tell them what to do forever.
Chad smiled. "So…" he reached into his pocket with his free hand and pulled out a set of keys. The group's eyes widened in surprise. "I decided, how 'bout we take it for a spin?" he looked around at them. "Each of us?"
Sasuke's fingers twitched excitedly, though his face showed no emotion. Inwardly, though, he was jumping for joy. He couldn't wait to get behind the wheel of Chad's car. Even the keys looked expensive.
His eyes narrowed in anger. The only car he had was some crappy Honda Civic his brother had bought him as a late birthday present (well, it was late for him because he'd been out partying the night before, only getting home to find his surprise party guests had left). His brother had told him that was all he could afford and that Sasuke should appreciate that he'd gotten him a car at all. He hated that fucking thing and he couldn't wait until he tapped into his family inheritance so he could get himself a Lamborghini.
The group's cries of happiness brought him back to the present, where the rest of the teens had stood up, hugging Chad for all he was worth.
"Thanks man!" Suigetsu smiled. "I can't wait!"
"Me either!" Karin agreed with a sigh. She pulled back, looking Chad in the eyes with a grin. "When can we go?"
"Well, I was going to say tonight, but it looks like a few of you are sporting wicked hangovers," he paused to look at Suigetsu, who nodded his head weakly. "So I guess we can go the day after."
"Sounds good to me!" Karin nodded.
Chad began to walk in the other direction, his girlfriend at his side. "Make sure you bring the booze!" he called over his shoulder. "We'll meet at Uke's place!"
"It's Sasuke!" the teen corrected before he realized what Chad had just said. Before he could fix the mistake, the morning bell rang, signalling the beginning of classes. He calmly stood, making his way towards his first class.
Shit. He thought to himself.
Deidara nearly choked on the tea he'd been drinking as he watched a SLG3 Mercedes Benz pull up in front of the house. He quickly cleared his throat of the burning hot liquid before literally bolting towards the kitchen, where he knew Itachi was making dinner for the family.
"'Tachi! 'Tachi! 'Tachi!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. The older Uchiha looked around the corner, watching calmly as his idiot of a boyfriend approached.
"What is it?" he asked as he came out of the room, drying his hands on a dish towel. Deidara stopped in front of him, breathing heavily. He put his hands on his knees, trying to catch his breath before he looked up, fear in his eyes.
"Benz! Outside! Sasuke! Suspect! Bad friends!" he sputtered. Itachi, who had learned to speak 'Deidara' long ago, turned to look at the door. He made his way down the hall towards the living room, where a huge window that overlooked the courtyard was. He pulled back the curtain slightly and stared out, noticing that there was indeed a Mercedes, and that a group of teenager's seemed to be exiting the car, a bottle of beer in each of their hands (the driver included).
He narrowed his eyes and turned away. No sooner after he'd turned that the doorbell rang, signalling that the teens were waiting. Before Itachi could get to the door, a weary maid stalked up to it, checking the peephole before quickly opening the door.
"No!" Itachi cried out, but it was too late. The teens were already starting to file in. "Dammit." He mumbled under his breath. He watched as his boyfriend made his way over to the group, waving his hands frantically.
"No! Get out of here!" he shouted. "You guys are bad for Sasuke! Go!"
One of the teenagers slapped his hand away harshly. "Who the fuck do you think you are?" the boy asked. "If anything we're good for him. We can give him what he needs when he needs it. What can you do?"
"You ungrateful little-" the blonde started, thoroughly aggravated. "I'm trying to do what's best for him, but you guys are getting in the way of that!"
The group started laughing. The lead boy shook his head in disbelief before looking up at the blonde. "I've heard of you. Sasuke talked all about you," he snickered. "Yeah, you're just his older brother's bitch aren't you? Why don't you fuck off huh? You're not even a family member. Just someone else's fuck toy, only to be used and thrown away."
Deidara gasped and backed away, the glares the teenagers were sending his way frightening him. He felt an arm wrap around his middle and he looked up, only to see the deadly glare of the oldest Uchiha on the group.
"I think it would be best if you left." He growled. The teen's cowered slightly.
"N-n-not without Sasuke-kun!" Karin stuttered.
"What's going on down there?" a voice called from above. Everyone turned to see Sasuke making his way down the stairs, no emotion on his face.
"Uke! My man!" the first teen called. Sasuke's eyes narrowed.
"It's 'Sasuke' Chad." He corrected. The boy known as Chad shrugged his shoulders.
"Whatevs. Come on, let's go. I got some Corona in the back." The group turned back towards the door, completely ignoring the dumbstruck face the two adults were sporting.
"Excuse me," Deidara began. "You are not driving a car drunk. I won't allow it."
"Um," Sasuke started as he looked over his shoulder. "Excuse me, but I don't remember me ever listening to the likes of you. Stay out of my business bitch."
The door slammed in the blonde's face. Soon the sound of the car starting floated through the house, followed by the loud whoop of the teen's before the car peeled away.
Itachi shook his head, nuzzling his face in the blonde's neck. "I really hope this works Dei." He whispered. The blonde closed his eyes and leaned back into his boyfriend.
"I just hope he gets home safely," the blonde admitted. "I feel so useless not being able to do anything. Hopefully, my lil' brother will be able to change his mind."
"I have no doubts," Itachi said. He looked up and smiled. "That boy has changed many people for the better," he rested his head back into the crook of the artist's neck, sighing heavily as he thought of the blonde. "Including me."
"Lol." Heather giggled as Chad took a drunken spill on his skateboard. Karin rolled her eyes.
"Did y-you j-just say 'Lol'?" she asked, snickering when the girl dumbly nodded her head. "Oh my GOD, you a-are such an LG!"
Heather pouted before not-so-subtly resting her head on Sasuke's shoulder. The boy stilled, wondering if it would be extremely rude to shove her off. Chad threw his empty beer bottle across the pavement, not caring where it landed.
"God damn it all Uke!" he yelled and pointed an accusing finger at him. "Scthop tryin' tah still mah girl!"
"He's not stealin' nobody!" she yelled back. "He loves meh and I love him! I want him Chad!"
"God damn it Uke!" Chad whined. "Yah jush shtole mah girl!"
Sasuke could only manage to shake his head, the situation not fully registering in his drunken state of mind. "I-I didn't though." He muttered around his beer bottle.
The sound of a car skidding to a stop in front of them had all of their eyes looking up. Suigetsu opened the door to the Mercedes, completely smashed. He leaned against the car, watching them with his eyes before he threw both hands in the air, fist pumping for all it was worth.
"That was DOPEEEEEEEE!" he howled happily. "I wanna go 'gain!"
"Nope," Chad yelled back as he slowly stood up, trying to keep his balance. He zig-zagged over to Suigetsu, grabbing the keys before pushing him away. "Imma drive now. Let's go guys! I-I-I know dis great place tah drive!"
Everybody began to file into the car, excited. Only Sasuke remained on the curb, staring down at his bottle of beer.
"Come on Sasuke," Karin urged. Sasuke shook his head and she frowned. "Wh't's wrong?"
The raven looked up at them, brows furrowed as he tried to think clearly. "I-I don't shink we should do dis."
"Do what?" Suigetsu asked as he exited the car, also confused.
"Git in da car wit Chad behind da wheel," Sasuke admitted. "He's hammered. He shouldn't drink n' drive."
Chad laughed. "Oh come on! Imma fine!" he narrowed his eyes at the raven. "Ya're n't listenin' tah you brodah's bitsch are yah?"
Sasuke glared at him. "N-no way. I jush don't wanna git in da car wit you. Yo smashed. You c'n hardly talk right!"
Chad growled before turning away, getting into the driver's seat of his car. "Whateva! Stay here yah pussy. Anyone dat wants tah go wit me can come!" Karin and Suigetsu looked at each other before stepping away from the car. Chad's face grew red with anger. "What da fuck?!" he shouted at them. They meekly shook their heads.
"I don' shink it's safe man." Suigetsu confessed. Karin nodded.
"Imma trust Sasuke on dis one. You smashed," she bowed her head. "S'rry."
Heather growled at her in disgust. "Whateva bitsch. We don't need yah. Find yah own way home!" She looked down at Sasuke, disappointed. "Sush a shame Sasuke. We coulda been somethin'," she shook her head before climbing into the passenger seat of the car. She tapped her boyfriend's shoulder. "C'mon baby. Let's leave these losers now."
Chad nodded before putting the key in the ignition and turning it. "Good 'dea," he snarled at the group as the car roared to life. He put the Benz in reverse, turning it around so it faced the street. "Later faggots!" He shouted before putting his arm out the window, giving them the finger and speeding off down the street.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes as the car's back-lights grew smaller and smaller. Some friends. He thought to himself. He felt a hand on his shoulder and looked up, seeing that it was Suigetsu.
"S'rry." Suigetsu apologized. The raven shrugged. No harm done.
"God, Chad is sush an asshole!" Karin all but growled. "Why do we hang out wif him?"
Sasuke shrugged again before remembering that he had no ride home. He groaned. "Hey 'Getsu," he began. "C'n yah call you butler tah pick us up?"
Suigetsu nodded, pulling his phone out. "No prob. Actually, Imma glad I didn't get in da car. Chad is an ass-"
The teen wasn't able to finish his sentence because the sound of a car crash interrupted him. All three of them looked up in surprise. In the distance they could see Chad's car. It had crashed into a telephone pole, knocking a tree over in the process.
"Oh my God…" Karin whispered.
Sasuke stood and began to run towards the car. The other two teens began to run as well. As they reached the car, they could see a few things that were off.
First off was Heather. Glass shards stuck in her face, which was stuck in a scared expression. One of her eyes was closed, while the other was wide open, a long glass shard going straight through it. Next was her head, which had snapped to the side. There were deep lacerations all around her neck and chest. Finally was her chest itself. The small tree they had knocked over with the car had gone through the windshield, stabbing her clean to the other side. It was so deep, that the tree had gone through her to the other side of the seat, literally "nailing" her to the car.
There was no saving her.
Sasuke grimaced, turning from her to the driver of the car, the one who had possibly killed himself as well as his girlfriend.
The teen had glass sticking to him. His right arm was bent at an impossible angle and it seemed he was suffering from whiplash. The airbag in the car had inflated and deflated long ago, slightly crushing him. He was having trouble breathing now. His eyes continuously fluttered open and closed as he had blood flowing into them. His skin was paste white (whiter than Sasuke's) and his lips were chapped, split and bleeding.
"Ugh…" he groaned as he came too. He looked to the left, noticing the other teen's staring at him in horror. "W-what are yah standin' 'round for? Help me."
Sasuke's left eye twitched as he reached for the door. Even like this, he's still an ungrateful little shit. He thought angrily. He pulled at the door before he realized that the door was crushed. He'd need the Jaws of Life to open it now.
"He c'n't git it open," Suigetsu told him, noticing the raven's dilemma. "Yah have tah roll dah window down or somethin'."
Chad weakly reached his left hand out, pressing on the down window button for all it was worth. "It's not workin'!" he cried.
Karin stepped forward; about to try and help before something hit her nose. She sniffed again, following the smell. She looked down at her feet, now noticing that something was leaking from the car. Her eyes widened as her drunken mind put two and two together.
"Sasuke!" she yelled, drawing everyone's attention. "The car! There's gas! It's gonna blow!"
The boy's eyes widened and they all tried harder to get their ex-friend out of the car, going as fast as they could in their haze. Chad pressed down on the window button as if his life depended on it. Now that Karin had pointed it out, he could smell the gasoline. "Help me!" he screamed. "Help me! G't me out o' here! I don't wanna die!"
"Shut up!" Sasuke yelled at him as he tried to concentrate. Obviously that door isn't opening, he quickly deduced. What can I use? he looked around for something, anything, that would help him get the teen out. He spotted a rock a few paces away and pointed at it, his Uchiha calm quickly deteriorating. "Suigetsu! Get it! Get da rock!"
The white haired teen bolted in the direction Sasuke was pointing at. He quickly picked up the rock and turned around, only to notice a small billow of smoke exiting the front of the crushed car. His eyes widened. "Fire!" he screamed as he ran back. "There's a fire under da hood!"
"Shit!" Sasuke bellowed as Suigetsu passed him the rock. He turned back to the window, backing up slightly. "Close your eyes!" he told Chad. As soon as the teen inside followed through with the order, he threw the rock at the window with amazing accuracy. The rock shattered the glass of the car, spraying shards of it every which way. Chad screamed as some of the shards stabbed him in the left arm.
"Ahhh!" he cried, tears leaking out.
Sasuke and Suigetsu made quick work of pulling the boy out of the window while Karin called 911. Chad cried out again as the glass from the window scratched his back, leaving long, painful trails of blood.
"Yes, hello?!" Karin called into her phone frantically. "Imma Karin! There w's a car crash. Mah friend was drivin'! He's r'lly hurt!" she paused before stomping her foot. "No! I w'll not calm down!"
"Karin!" Sasuke screamed at her, having managed to pull Chad out all the way. "Tell dem where we are!"
"Oh. 'Kay," she agreed. "We're in East Hastings. Near da Petro Canada gas station. Please send help!"
"Where's mah girlfriend?" Chad asked. His eyes grew wide when the two teens didn't answer him. "Where's mah girlfriend?! Where is she?!"
"She's dead!" Suigetsu shouted back. Chad began to cry.
"No! No! Heather! Heather!" he screamed.
Karin looked up from the phone, ready to tell Chad to shut up; when she saw that the car was quickly being engulfed in flames. Her throat closed up in fear. The other boys were still too close to the burning vehicle. "Sasuke! Git out of there!" she yelled, forgetting that she was on the phone. "It's 'bout to blow! Da car's gonna blow!"
Sasuke looked up at the car, swearing profusely. They were still too close. He tried to quicken his pace, but the buff teen he was pulling was like a dead weight, grounding them to their spot. "C'mon!" he shouted.
"I don't wanna!" Chad bawled. "I can't go on wifout Heather! Heather!"
Suigetsu stared at the car as the flames finally approached the gasoline. "Sasuke…" he whispered.
Everything seemed to go in slow motion as he also turned to look at the car. There was only about three seconds left before the car blew.
"Shit…" he whispered as the car exploded, blowing all three of the boys backwards. Chad landed on his side, a piece of glass piercing him fiercely. Suigetsu was thrown quite far, only stopping when slammed into a nearby car. The car's alarms went off immediately, though that didn't awaken the now unconscious boy. Sasuke himself had been thrown onto the pavement, skidding to a stop just past Karin. He had landed on his back, unwillingly staring up at the sky as his ears ringed.
His breathing began to slow as he stared at the night sky, not a cloud in sight. A single white light appeared in his line of vision and his eyes drearily turned in its direction. Instead of seeing the sight of the burning Mercedes Benz, he was surprised to see a man.
No, that wasn't right. It wasn't a man. It was a teen, around his age.
The boy was dressed in white, with the blondest hair he had ever seen. He had his hands behind his back, and from what Sasuke could see he was holding a cup of what looked to be a cup of ramen.
The blonde teen turned around, and Sasuke gasped as he looked into the most beautiful blue eyes he had ever seen on a person. He also noticed that the teen had whiskers, three thin lines on each cheek, but, instead of making him look weird, they added to his cute look, making him even more gorgeous.
The boy giggled, and then lightly shook his head before walking towards the raven, humor in his eyes. He set his cup of ramen down before putting his legs on either side of the teen, straddling him. He leaned forward, running his hands through the boy's hair. Sasuke looked up at him, observing that his hair and clothes seemed to sway in some unseen wind.
The blonde leaned down some more, lightly kissing the raven before sitting back up, giggling once again. "So stupid S'uke," he told him. His voice sounded like music to his ears. The blonde leaned forward once more, his lips just a centimeter away from the raven's. "Make sure you come to me okay?" he asked before he closed the distance between them, just lightly pressing his lips against the other.
Sasuke closed his eyes, breathing in the scent of the boy above him. Smells of sunshine, he thought to himself happily. How can someone smell like sunshine? Sasuke opened his eyes once more, expecting to see the boy. Instead, his eyes met the cold, dark sky. He smiled regardless as he felt himself slowly slip into unconsciousness. "Okay," he said to no one in particular. "I'm coming."
The only sound that made it too the raven's ears were Karin's screams for help. He soon blocked it out, closing his eyes and slipping into blackness.
Sasuke's eyes slowly opened. He groaned before he looked around, trying to figure out where he was.
"Itachi!" he heard a voice scream beside him. The sound pulsated through his head violently and he groaned again. "Itachi!" the voice continued regardless. "He's awake! He's awake!"
Sasuke turned to look at the door before him as it was ripped open, the rest of the Uchiha family piling in. They surrounded his bed, looking down at him with sad eyes.
"Sasuke…" Mikoto began before she burst into tears. "Sasuke I thought I lost you!"
"You stupid idiot!" Itachi cried out. "How could you get into that car?!"
At the mention of the car Sasuke's eyes enlarged. He slowly sat up, looking at his brother. "Itachi! The car! Chad! Heather! Suigetsu! Karin! Where are they? Are they okay?"
The family looked down at the ground, having gotten the news earlier. "Karin's fine," Itachi began. "Heather was found dead, but I'm sure you knew that already," he took a deep breath before continuing. "Suigetsu and Chad are in comas. Chad's is more severe. The explosion threw you and Suigetsu farther away from the car, but not Chad. He suffered third degree burns as well as a few punctured organs," he looked at his brother. "They're not sure he's going to make it Sasuke."
The youngest Uchiha turned to look at the beds sheets. He swallowed some saliva that had built up in his mouth. "S-shit…" he whispered.
The group fell silent before Deidara spoke up. "They say that you've suffered first degree burns, some scrapes on your back and a few cuts, but you're going to be just fine," he reached out and took hold of his boyfriend's right hand with his left, taking a deep breath as well. It was now or never. "Sasuke… this has gone on for long enough. You're parents have been killing themselves worrying about you. Itachi and I… we can't deal with this anymore. We've decided to-"
"Let me guess, you're gonna send me to some therapist again right?" he guessed. He smirked. It wouldn't work, just like it hadn't worked the last fifteen times. "Go ahead. I'll just scare them off. That or I'll annoy the hell out of them and have them beg to get rid of me."
Deidara shook his head, his bangs whipping around him. "No. That's not what we're doing this time."
Sasuke stared, confused. "Then… what?"
Itachi looked to the floor. "Sasuke… We feel as though you are trying to make up for something. Perhaps there's a void that we can't fill. It's a void that's meant for something much more… powerful than us."
The raven narrowed his eyes, even more confused. "So… what are you saying?"
"Sasuke, what they're saying is that perhaps you need Jesus in your life," his father stated. He watched as his son's eyes widened, his eyebrows disappearing into his hairline. "Deidara has kept in touch with his old foster family, who are very religious, and they've decided to try and help you."
"So…" the artist continued. "Starting this Sunday, the entire family will be coming to church with me," he looked him in the eyes, determination filled in the sea blues. "That includes you."
Sasuke could only look around, trying to see if this was a joke. When he realized the hard expressions on his family's faces he looked down at the blanket below him once again, completely surprised.
"What the fuck?" he whispered to no one but himself.
A/N: How was that for an ending eh? Sorry if the family and Sasuke seemed a bit OOC, but this is how the story is supposed to be. *Shrugs* And sorry about the OC's. Beatrice will be showing herself once again in later chapters, so watch out for that k? And I'm pretty sure none of you liked Heather anyways, so no harm done.
So yeah, I realized something. I HATE writing drunk speak. I've never been drunk before (and don't plan too)), nor have I been around people that are shit-faced, so I have absolutely no references regarding dunks. If what I've written seems wrong, sorry, but I know nothing 'bout them.
Leave me a review! Tell me what you liked/disliked etc. Remember, I can't improve unless I know what I should work at! K. Sayonara! :D