The many scandals of Buffy and Spike

Disclaimer- I do not own any part of Buffy or any T.V program branched off Buffy like Angel. Enjoy!

A/N~ I'm a first time writer and probably not so good at it either. Review if you can help with my writing "techniques" and remember Kizza lubs you!

It was 5am and Buffy was out on patrol, ready to kill any evil that lurked in the dark shadows of the early morning. She was keeping her mind busy by singing a little tune she sang the other night when Sweet was in town. "I touch the fire and it freezes me. I look into it and it's black. Why can't I feel my skin should crack and peel...?" Unfortunately she was interrupted by a rustle in the bushes which was completely unnatural seeing as there was no wind. She took her fighting stance and waited for the 'thing' to show it's self.

Buffy: "Oh it's only you Spike. Why are you up this early?"

Spike: "Creature of the night, remember. Make the most of the dark sleep in the light. You know the drill.

Buffy: "oh. yeah right."

Spike: "Anyway I could say the same for you. Why are you up this early?"

Buffy: "couldn't sleep. I have a meeting with Dawn's S&E teacher tomorrow. or rather, today. So I though I may as well be out doing something useful than just lay there thinking."

Spike: "yeah didn't need to hear your life story. So you wanna.?"

Buffy: "wanna what?"

Spike: "you know. have a 'coffee' you follow me?"

Buffy: "oh. yeah sure. I've got time for a quickie"

Spike: "a little less conversation. a little more action!"

The two wandered off together towards Spike's place in complete silence. After all they didn't want to make things awkward by getting to know each other. properly! Buffy wasn't paying attention to where they were headed until she looked up and saw the lights of Sunnydale before her.

Buffy: "where are we Spike? I thought we were going to your place?"

Spike: "I said we were going for coffee! What did you think?"

Buffy: "all the coffee places are shut!"

Spike: "just wait and see"

They continued walking until they found a coffee shop, right near the Magic Shop. Spike picked the lock with stealth and ease, and they were in. Spike took off his disgusting leather jacket which was always clean although he never seemed to wash it... at least it smelt as though he never did anyway. Next he undid his belt and turned to Buffy, "the counter is looking bloody fantastic to me right now." The shocked yet seemingly intrigued look on Buffy's face said all he wanted to hear. She slowly took of her Designer coat and then laid her steak on the bench near the window.

The two "heated" the room up quite quickly considering it was such a misty and frost riddled morning. Spike especially was "steamy and hot" almost as if he were on fire. That's right fire. It seems the two were so entangled with each other that they forgot that the sun was due to rise at any moment. Spike being a vampire should have burst into flames and burned to his dusty death but he was a little too hot for Buffy's likings to keep going for that long with out saying something.

Buffy: "umm. Spike! SPIKE DAMN IT! You're on fire!"

Spike: "Bleatin' hell!!!"

Buffy:" here take this and get back to your crypt before you burn to death!"

Buffy helped put out the fire on his arm then handed him a table cloth and was about to open the door when it opened before she could. The store's opener had walked in to see why the door was unlocked, catching the Buffy stark naked sitting on the counter.

Owner: "Buffy? Is that you? What in blue blazers do you think your doing?"

Before he could say anymore Buffy had put all her clothes on and run out the door to the safety and privacy of her own home only to find Dawn sitting at the kitchen bench eating her cereal.

Dawn: "where have you been? I had to wake myself up this morning!"

Buffy: "I was err..patrolling. Sorry I wasn't home earlier I got ahh.. held up."

Dawn: "Yeah well could you get held up when you are meant to be at the meeting with Mr. Fezio"

Buffy: "oh my gosh I nearly forgot. The meeting!"

A/N~ if you have any comments please review before I get started on the second chapter so I can improve! Thanking you!