Hey guys! Wow... It's been WAY to long since I last posted/ updated. Well, I am back, my stories have been... progressing... and I do plan on re-vamping my page, and hopefully continuing to update! So, as a apology for those who actually read my stuff 2 years ago, and for you newcomers, here are two Merthur stories, this one is humour, and the other is a more serious, cute one! ^.^ Enjoy!
"MERLIN!"
I heard Arthur's voice yelling five hallways away and down and entire tower of the castle. In the 30 minutes it took to reach Arthur's chambers, his yelling and banging was almost as loud as dragon roar! The door burst open, Arthur's face scrunched up in fury and trousers thrown on his head. I quickly shoved a fist down my throat, trying not to laugh.
"Sire, what do you need?" I asked, almost bursting.
He beckoned me inside, walking towards his dressing area. Suddenly out of no where he stopped and bent down. I ran right into him, nearly flopping over his back.
"Jesus Arthur" I said, regretting my words.
He turned around with fury again, before silently pulling me into the change room. Arthur shoved me up against the wall, and for some reason his crotch was shoved into mine, me slightly aroused.
"I'm going to make your life a living hell"
"More than it already is?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah" he replied, backing towards the bed. "Look under here Merlin" he said, pointing under the bed.
I walked over and kneeled down to look.
"There's nothing here Arthur" I said, quite annoyed. I was beginning to wonder why I was brought here. I turned around on my knees, only to have my face smothered in Arthur's groin. I stood up rather quickly, wondering why all this happening, or if he was doing it on purpose.
He took me around the room to several different places, before I started to get really annoyed. I stopped in my tracks, folding my arms.
"Arthur. Why are you doing this?" I asked.
He, again, silently, gently pushed me against the wall.
"Because of this" Before I knew it, he deeply kissed me, passionately as if he had been waiting his whole life for this moment. I kissed back with as passion he did, wrapping my arms around his neck. We made out for quite some time, going to each of the spots we had perviously been. I definitely get used to this.
Okay! So, I'll admit not my best, but when you dealing with life, and all you need is a little humour, this really does help xD Please leave feedback, and please continue to give me requests on what to write! Writing short little one shots like this are really good, cause I can get them done rather quickly, and often they tend to be humorous. So, yeah. Send me ideas!
-Epsilon