Author's Note: Believe or not this story was actually inspired by the delay in super smash bros brawl. i don't plan on this being a very long story, but i hope u enjoy it. Please R&R
Ch 1 abduction
There was a weird feeling in the air that day, as Master Hand put the finishing touches on Brawl. It was a work of beauty, the kind that would make grown men cry. Master Hand was so proud that he turned a strange color of off-white, and who wouldn't everything had been updated. The wire frame had received metal covering, everyone obtained their very own final smash, and several new items, and board, had been added. His brother, Crazy, was so proud himself he threw a baby shower for the master hand. He refused to accept it a baby shower and sent out invitations as pre-release party to all the smashers, new and old, good or bad. Even KFC, the giant flaming chicken, was invited. For once there had been a truce, some weird peace, no malice or anger. Everyone was getting along like they had been friends for years, Link and Gave Ganondorf a hug, and Kirby backed Meta-knight's jokes as if they were friends since kindergarten. That was probably why it felt weird, there was no trouble, it all felt serene, like a dream that you think is real after you wake up. Of course, with all the peace in the air someone has to disturb it, sadly there were a few who weren't happy.
"So, then I told Mario me and Peach were married, and he gave me some sort of look the pierced right threw my soul, I had nightmares for weeks." Bowser chuckled along with everyone else.
"What kind of nightmare was it?" Kirby asked.
"Well, it would be everything like a normal dream, except Mario was in the back ground all the time." Bowser replied grabbing a cookie.
"So, Bowser, how did it feel?" Ganondorf asked, taking a sip of his milk.
"How did what feel?" Bowser nibbled on the cookie.
"Being Giga Bowser" Ganondorf answered.
"Probably what it felt like to be Meta-Jiggarichugirby" Mario replied. "Without internal conflict."
"Yea, when like five people are in one body, you tend to argue." Jigglypuff said.
"Bleep" Mr.GameandWatch came running through, soon followed by Luigi.
"I thought you had learned English" Luigi fired a few shells out of his shotgun.
"Bleep bleep." Mr.GameandWatch replied.
"Luigi," Ness sighed. "The same since we left. Nothing like Captain falcon."
"Doesn't he say his name randomly in every sentence now." Samus said.
"Falcon, excitement." Captain falcon was halfway across the room talking to sonic and captain Olimar.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" Master Hand and Crazy Hand stood on staged. "Allow me to present SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL!" The curtain behind them began to open.
"WAIT!" Ganondorf objected. "Shouldn't we wait for KFC to get here?"
"Ganondorf?" Snake was flabbergasted "Since when did you care about KFC."
"Well, he did save my life, I owe him some sort of favor." Ganondorf retorted rolling his eyes, trying to hide the fact he really did care about KFC.
Master hand sighed. "Well, we can give it another hour or so, but we can't wait forever, the wire frame quartet is scheduled at 4."
Meanwhile on the other side of the room, near the stage, Yoshi, Yoshi blue, Yoshi red, Pichu, Pikachu, Fox, and Wolf were having there own conversation.
"Amazing who knew those guys could sing." Yoshi red was eagerly awaiting the pre-release.
"That's something I'd actually pay to see." Yoshi was already taking bets on Brawl.
"Really? You didn't even pay to see my movie." Pikachu said with a tear in his eye.
"Well, yeah who wants to see Pokemon: the musical" Wolf joked.
"I thought it was fairly awesome, Pichu you need acting lessons though." Yoshi blue stated, reaching for his cup of fruit punch.
"Hey guys, how's it going" PB walked up.
"Oh hey look it's PB" Fox punched PB lightly in the side.
"Yea, back from the mountains" PB replied confidently.
"So what's it like up there, in the cold mountains?" Yoshi blue asked. everyone stared at him.
Everyone was still having a good time. It never occurred to anyone that anything bad could happen because everyone evil was there. An hour pasted and it was 30 minutes before the wire frame quartet was supposed to go on. Master Hand couldn't wait any longer and went up on stage.
"I'm sorry, but I must continue on. The pre-release goes on now." Master Hand stood in the middle of the stage, he signaled to his brother.
"Coming." Crazy hand tripping onto the stage
Master Hand cleared his throat "I know present to you!" the curtain began lifting again. "SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL!" Everyone cheered.
The cheer roared through the place, it was a magnificent time. Everybody was ready for fight each other. As the curtain lifted something seemed wrong. Suddenly the curtain caught on fire, fully ablaze. It was some plan by an arsonist. Eventually the whole thing burned up revealing the culprit, it was none other than GameandWatch's cousin, Lee. He held the pre-release in his hand.
"Bleep!" Mr.GameandWatch yelled at Lee as the whole place caught on fire.
"I'm sorry, but I played my part in restoring the game. I should be in it… along with everyone else." Lee mumbled the last part.
"What are you doing?" Luigi yelled cocking his shotgun.
"only what is fair!" Lee yelled.
Lee turned sideways and slipped through the floorboards. GameandWatch wasn't to far behind. Luigi also jumped up, in the midst of the fire, and shot a hole the floor big enough for him to jump threw in a matter of seconds. Jigglypuff saw his chance and jumped through the hole Luigi made, but everyone else was too amazed by Luigi's rapid-fire skills with a shotgun to even think about escaping. Master Hand was the first to realize they would die if they didn't get out soon. He threw everyone out of the burning building and into the parking lot just in time. Moments later everyone felt down, there was plenty of time to intercept Lee but no one, not even Master Hand went for it.
"I'm an idiot, I should've had it more protected than that." Master Hand said looking his equivalent of sad.
"Lee could've broken through that 8 foot glass anyway, he has the same powers as GameandWatch." Crazy Hand patted his brother on the back.
"8 feet, that's overdoing it, isn't it." Snake said.
"Apparently not." Fox retorted.
"Well, you saved a back up copy didn't you, it can't be all that bad." Pichu crossed his fingers.
"No, I didn't" Master Hand replied.
"Well that's stupid" Wario said walking towards his motorcycle.
"It's actually not." Master Hand said. "Brawl is a very coveted game, anyone would steal it if they got the chance. I couldn't take that risk, especially since the wire frames have been distrustful since that last episode; I've already caught a few trying to steal it. So, I put everything on one disk and had it sewn into my palm.
"That didn't hurt?" Mario asked.
"Oh it did, but it was worth it." Master Hand said.
"Beautiful, now if you don't mind, I'm off to secure my place in video game history." Wario revved up his motorcycle.
"Where are you going?" Crazy Hand asked.
"To get Brawl." Wario flew off into to space.
"Interesting, he's had modifications since the last time we met" Pit watched Wario in the sky.
"Consider that a gift from me," Snake called in a plane, with intent to follow Wario. "Anyone else with me?"
"I'm in" Ganondorf said.
"ME TOO!" Pikachu yelled with over excited.
"Me three." Mario slammed his fist together.
"Me, falcon, four." Captain falcon made a pose
Several of the smashers joined in with snake, too many to name, and their adventure had begun.