Disclaimer: I don't own bleach, for if I did this would have been how Aizen was defeated.
A/N: Hope you guys enjoy! Merry Christmas to everyone and if you don't celebrate Christmas Merry whatever is it is you do!
P.S. I'd advise listening to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer when you read this story.
Aizen Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Aizen got run over by a reindeer,
Walking to the palace Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Nel-chan we believe.
He'd been drinking too much Earl Grey,
The caffeine went to his head.
He started singing Justin Beiber,
And Szayel had forgot to bring his meds.
Gin had found him Christmas morning,
Sprawled out trampled in the sand,
There were hoofprints on his forehead,
Telling that Santa'd finally made his stand.
Aizen got run over by a reindeer,
Walking to the palace Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Nel-chan we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Tousen,
He has been so very nice.
See him in there, he's so cheerful,
Building a house of cards with Wonderweiss.
It's such a Christmas without Aizen,
Hollows partying without slack,
Now we all can't help but wonder,
Should we just give up or should we still attack?
Aizen got run over by a reindeer,
Walking to the palace Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Nel-chan we believe.
Now Stark is passed out on the table,
Grimmjow's cursing as he cooks,
Tia's stripping in the kitchen,
And Ulquiorra's sending her dirty looks.
I've told all the Shinigami,
They should be ashamed of themselves.
Their greatest enemy was defeated,
By a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Aizen got run over by a reindeer,
Walking to the palace Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Nel-chan we believe.