SUMMARY: Edward was never in Forks, but Jacob was. Jake and Bella are dating for one day when Bella dumps him. Edward is an assassin, and Jake calls him to kill Bella. Edward falls in love with Bella. Jake finds out and hires Jane, another assassin to kill them both. Really weird, creepy, and twisted. In the end, EVERYONE DIES!!!!!

A/N: this is a new thing im trying where everybody is killed in some way... i think it's kinda funny, but PLEASE NO FLAMES!!! if u dont like stories where people die, then dont read my fic. :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, bla, bla, nor do I own Cadillac.

P.S.-Check out some of my other fics, McDonalds Breaks Your Bones, The Bookbag, Edward Scissorhands: Twilight Edition, and a poem called Love. Tell me what you think about them please!

Bella POV:

Sigh. Today was my first day at Forks High School, and it really sucked. A lot. I tripped at least once in every class, earning my dreaded nickname of klutz. And, everyone saw my outfit and immediately marked me a whore, which I really don't know why, aren't mini-skirts and v-necks 'in'? I got a mortal enemy: Rosalie Hale, the bitch-tastic slut of the school. She is the one who tripped me, but I guess that's a good thing: I got a super nice, super hot boyfriend, because he caught me before I fell. He's in all of my classes except fourth period, and he's really cool. His name is Jacob Black.

I usually don't go too fast with my relationships, but there's a spark with me and Jake, so I let him make out with me after school and drive me to my house. He said he'd pick me up tomorrow, so I hope he doesn't ditch me.

The next morning...

I woke up to a bright, sunny day, a rarity for Forks. I hurried through my morning routine so that I could go meet Jake. Sure enough, he ditched me. I waited for ten minutes, and finally decided to walk, glad I'd gotten new comfy shoes. I kept calling Jacob every five minutes, but as I was walking, I saw a vehicle that dangerously resembled Jake's.

I swore that I saw Jake and another girl kissing in his car, but it wasn't his car, and it wasn't even Jake.

I hurried on to school, and saw Jake right there, so I knew that I was right about the car and everything.

He jogged towards me and pulled me into a fierce kiss. I pulled away and whispered furiously, "Jake! It's only our second day of dating, don't you think we should go a little slower?"

He said, "No, baby. I think we should go faster. You're my bitch anyways, you little ho. Go, get in my car and I'll make you scream..." He trailed off with an evil gleam in his eyes.

I just said, "Actually, no. I am not your bitch, I am not a ho, and I will not get in your car. I need to get to class, excuse me." With that, I brushed past him, now aware that everybody was watching me.

He yelled, "You SLUT! You're going to regret that!"

I just ran to class, grateful that I was away from him for the moment.

When I saw Jake after school, I ran to my truck and pushed all of the locks down. He ran after me and started banging on the window. I yelled, "Go away Jake! I'm not your girlfriend anymore, and I never want to see you again!"

With that, I sped off, not feeling one ounce guilty, and thankful that I hadn't told Charlie I had a boyfriend yet.

I went up to my room once I got to my house, but only after I had locked all of the doors and windows on the ground floor. I threw my stuff on the bed and sighed. I had actually believed that I would fit in for once, but I guess that will never happen.

Jake POV:

I hadn't meant to be rough about it, but I had just wanted her so much that all I could do was yell. I had really liked her. More than a lot. When I first saw her my heart had stopped beating, and I needed her to be mine before anybody else could get their grubby hands on her.

Bella Swan.

That name would haunt me forever. I knew that she was going to break up with me, but...

Was I not good enough for her? No, I'm too good for her. I'll show her what she's going to be missing...

As I formulated my plan, I noticed that I was the only one outside. Fuck! Class had already started. Oh well. I don't want to see Bella right now anyway.

Bella POV:

I was glad that I had broken up with Jake. Jeez, only one day with him makes me want to gag. I didn't even want to imagine what it would've been like if I had stayed with him.

Nobody knew this, but I was still a virgin then.

I got ready for school as usual, but the whole way there I could have sworn I was being watched, and followed by a black Cadillac Escalade, but I couldn't be sure.

Jake wasn't at school today, and the prickly sensation of being watched only intensified as the day went on. By the time school was out, I was racing to my truck and smashing all of the locks down, and when I got home, I had broken out in a cold sweat of fear. I locked all of the windows and doors, utterly afraid.

Jake POV:

She needed to be dealt with. This pain it was causing me was excruciating. I couldn't see her, and it was killing me, but I couldn't not see her, and it was killing me. I had started cutting my wrists to help with the pain, but it didn't do much except leave scars. I couldn't go on with her, but I couldn't go on without her, either. I couldn't decide, but after three hours of tossing and turning, I knew just what to do.

Edward POV:

I was THE assassin. Edward Cullen. I would kill anybody, anytime, just for a decent amount of money - I liked to spend my free time in luxury, so when I got a call to kill some guy's ex-girlfriend for 10 thousand dollars, I said 'HELL YES!'.

I drove to Forks, Washington, in quest of Bella Swan. I found her house easily enough, it was exactly as the guy described. I parked about a half-mile away from her house in my black Cadillac Escalade, which was big enough to hold all of my weapons and a body or two, which came in handy way too many times.

I walked to her house and climbed the tree outside of her window with a gun in my left hand.

A/N: for anybody reading: sorry, i completely messed up on something. bella has to walk to school, but then she gets in her truck after school, so that's not good. just pretend that charlie had dropped it off for her and told the office to let her know, and that she magically knew exactly where it was parked. or, you can pretend that she just drove to school, glad that she even had a vehicle at all. either way, it's my bad, and if you didn't notice it, now you know. if there are any other mistakes anywhere else, let me know.

p.s- i don't have a beta, but i don't really want one because i think it's just a hassle, but if anybody is the least bit interested in beta-ing my fic (regardless of what i said about it being a hassle), just pm me and let me know. Thanks!

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