A/N – Established relationship set somewhere after season 3 only Rachel and Sean never got married.
Sorry my grammar is crap so if anyone wants to beta read pm. There Will be strong language but then you all watch this show nothing new there then.
Disclaimer – I don't own the characters cause if I did, they so would be together and Janet so would have slapped Andy.
Chapter One- The Three Drunks
"Right kids, we getting' drunk then?" Gill said as the three women began to put on their coats.
"What kind of question is that?" Rachel grinned happily slinging her handbag over her shoulder.
"Of course we are, mum's out with her friends at a bingo night, Taisie's at her dads for the night and Elise is staying at her friends for the night." Janet said smiling as they began to leave the station.
"Let's get pissed then." The boss said as she rubbed her hands together as they began to walk the short distance to their favorite pub.
3 Hours Later
Sitting at a table the three women were considerably drunk and half way through their fourth bottle and making quite the racket laughing and joking with each other happily.
"Wait you two are together as in shaggin', bloody hell, for how long?" Gill enquired leaning back in her chair taking a gulp of her wine.
"Two and a half months." Rachel slurred leaning on the table.
"Well slap me red, you took your fuckin' time." Gill said shocking the other two women.
"What?" Janet and Rachel said at the same time.
"Please you two shoulda been at it months ago." Godzilla grinned causing the other two officers to shake their heads in amusement.
"God I need a fag, back soon." Rachel said standing up putting her jacket on sticking a fag in her mouth and a lighter in her hand as she stood up swaying a little.
The brunette turned taking two steps to leave when she realized that she was going in the wrong direction so she turned to go the other way to see the other two pointing in the right direction laughing. Of course laughing at the youngest member of the group earned them the middle finger which just made them laugh even harder. When Rachel was making her way her way back they heard her say 'You wanna shut your mouth or imma break it.'
"Knobhead." She muttered sitting back down placing her on her lover's thigh.
"Making friends kid." Gill grinned pouring them all other glass finishing off the fourth bottle.
"Knobhead more like flaming twat" she grumbled.
"Right ladies lets finish this and call a taxi since we all have work in the work on the morning." Janet said.
Like the blonde had said they finished off their drinks before they called for a taxi but they were told they would have to wait another twenty minutes so they decided to start walking since they were all heading in the same direction. Outside Rachel linked her arm through Janet's right arm and decided to have another fag as Gill linked her arm with Janet's other arm. Of course in the process of taking a draw from her fag Rachel nearly tripped up and landed on her face if it hadn't of been for her girlfriend keeping her up right on her feet.
"Janet, Gill." Rachel said stopping them so she could use her foot to stub out her finished fag.
"Yes love, yes cock." They said in unison.
"I think I'm drunk, I can't feel my toes, can you guys?" The brunette enquired slurring her words as they started walking again.
"Kid I've had that much to drink that I can't feel legs." Gill said slurring her words just as much.
"Oh guys I just got us a taxi stop walking I said that we were waiting here." Janet said interrupting the other two's conversation.
"Bye kids, see ya in the morning." Gill said as the taxi dropped Rachel and Janet off since the blonde's house was the closest.
They two woman began to walk up the path laughing like teenagers as they got to the front door. Janet tried to open the door which wasn't easy being drunk then there was the fact that Rachel had wrapped her arms around her waist from behind with her front pressed against the blonde's front as she kissed. Finally Janet managed to open the door and let the younger woman in as she locked it behind them. Grinning Rachel spun her girlfriend around pressing her up against the wall causing her to drop her keys and her handbag on the floor as the brunette kissed her passionately.
"I've been waiting to do this all day." The brunette grinned against the older woman's lips.
"Upstairs but be quiet or you'll wake mum up." Janet smiled turning off the hall light as they made their way up the stairs drunkenly.
The Next Morning
Hearing the shriek of the alarm clock Janet grabbed her phone quickly turning it off it was hurting her headache it was like there was someone standing on it but with a couple of Ibuprofen she would be fine. Rolling over the blonde reached over to cup the woman beside her cheek running her thumb across the soft skin to awaken her.
She grinned when the brunette scrunched up her face but buried her face in her face in her pillow lying on her stomach. Leaning over Janet pressed her lips against her cheek where her hand had just been. Smiling at her girlfriend's unwillingness to wake up Janet ran her hand down Rachel's naked back in a soothing motion.
"Hey, Rachel it's time to get up." The blonde smiled.
"I'm still sleeping." Rachel groaned.
"If you get up know we can shower together and by that I mean shower since we both have hangovers."
"I'm awake." Rachel said sitting up stealing a kiss before heading off to the shower.
With goodbyes to Dorothy after breakfast the two women headed off for the station for work and to see if Gill was still alive after their little night out one thing for sure Rachel felt like she was dying Janet however was feeling a little better after their hot shower and a couple of pain killer.
Walking straight to their desk the two women hung their jackets on the coat stand and put their handbags under their desk when Rachel spotted Gill in her office so she pointed to her so they invited themselves into her office and sat down across from her.
"Flash your Charlie's, run around the garden while singing?" Janet asked smiling at her boss.
"Not so loud pal and no I didn't they stayed away which is more than I can say for you two a certain brunette was all over you when you got out the taxi." Godzilla said making the other two blush as Rachel leaned forward placing her hands flat on the desk then her head on top of her head.
"I don't feel right." Rachel groaned.
"That Sherlock is because we all have hangovers some more than others." Janet smiled smugly.
"I hate you… I'm gonna be sick." Rachel said standing up rushing to the ladies room.
"Should we, yeah we should go and check she is okay it's partly our fault she is so hung-over." Godzilla said before they went after her. As soon as they got their Janet held back her lovers hair while Gill sat on the counter beside the sink.
"Janet." She mumbled.
"Yeah?"
"I'm late as in late, late. I can't remember the last."
"Right kid I'll go get you a pregnancy test from the pharmacy." Gill said hopping off the counter leaving to two women alone.
Finished for the moment Rachel flushed the toilet and went over to the sink rinsing out her mouth before sitting on the counter followed by her girlfriend who sat next to her leaning against the wall as Rachel leaned on her placing her head on her shoulder snuggling in. The next thing that the blonde heard was her partner muttering something about having a snooze before she heard said partners breathing even out.
For a while there was nothing but the breathing of the youngest women's even breathing as the other ran her fingers through the brunette locks. Until brown eyes fluttered open and looked up into blue eyes looking down at her with a smile.
"Hey pal." Janet said.
"Hey… I'm sorry… The week before we got together I was pissed off I'd been to see Dominic I was pissed off so I did what I normally do I got a little bit drunk and had a one night stand. I never thought about it I'm not always on time this job stressful I never thought anything about it then we've been so busy I forgot." Rachel said rambling sitting up.
"Rachel, hey there Sherlock even if you are pregnant it's not the end of the world it's only a baby. Well to me it's a baby to you the tiny person that is one the scariest things in the world to you. The point is I'm not going to leave you just because you're pregnant." Janet said pulling the younger women into a cuddle.
Smiling the blonde used her forefinger and thumb to make the brunette look at her before smiling then bringing their lips together in a soft lingering kiss just as the door opened but it was just Gill coming in with a pharmacy back containing six pregnancy tests a bottle of water and a packet of chewing gum.
"Here kid come to my office and tell me what they say I'll go tell the others I have you down checking some files for me while you are in here so they don't come looking for you both." Gill said handing the youngest officer the bag with a smile.
"Thanks boss." Rachel said with an appreciative smile.
The first five minutes was one of the longest five minutes that Sherlock had ever had in her life then when she turned over the stick there staring her right in the face was 'pregnant'. So of course Rachel drank the bottle of water and did the other five tests. She then spent the next five minutes pacing the bathroom chewing the gum that she was given. Then when she had gotten Janet to turn over them and tell the result she got five more positives she put them back in the box in the bag into the bin before they shared one more kiss then left to tell the boss.
"Yeah life's a bitch." Kevin said as they passed Janet sitting down at her desk having already asked if Rachel wanted her to go with her but Rachel said she would be fine.
"That's why I'm here to be the light in everyone's life." Rachel said grinning at them all before knocking on the boss's door and walking in shutting the door behind her.
Once Rachel had shared the news with Godzilla she made and appoint with her doctor who sent her to get a scan since she drank so much last night but then she didn't know she was pregnant anyway the doctor just wanted to make sure. Rachel was too nervous to go along so she asked if she could steal Janet so she could go with her. Thankfully everything was fine with it and she was told that she was two and a half months pregnant what neither of the two women were prepared for was for the doctor to congratulate her tell her that she was having twins which scare the living shit into Rachel. They did go with a handful of copies of the scan though.