"Wow, Mr. Wonka! I've never seen so much candy in my whole life! Well, except for maybe on the Hogwarts express."
Mr. Wonka chuckled.
"Well Hermione, why don't you try some? Now's your chance!"
"Oh no, I'm sorry sir, my parents say candy is bad for your teeth."
"Well what I'm about to give you isn't candy!"
And then they proceeded to make psweet passionate love on the floor while being watched by oompa loompas. The end.