Author's note: So, I'm writing a load of really angsty/ smutty Spirk at the moment - THIS IS NOT IT! This is the pure silliness with which I amuse myself in between angst and sex! I had this idea to do a bunch of fics where our heroes watch various movies together. This is the first! :-)
1.
Tree Stars and Ruby Slippers
""You are mistaken captain, I found it to be a highly interesting social commentary reflecting to fears of a nation and the political climate of the day."
"Spock can you not just like a movie just 'cause it's fun?"
"Surely a sense of "fun" as you put it would arise from a deeper socio- political understanding of the story and an appreciation of the relevant themes in context with a cultural setting?"
"Bones help me out here"
"No go Jim, I haven't joined in on movie night with you two ever since he started crying like a baby over "The land before time" – you know that"
"I was ….merely overwhelmed at the compact representation of earth's evolution, doctor. It was a beautiful simple rendering of a highly complex theme."
"The hell it was! You booed like a baby cause the little dinosaur's –"
Kirk grabs Bones and gags him with a hand before he can say "Mom died" and get punched by the Vulcan. When he lets go Bones counters with-
"And you're in position to comment yourself Jim! You heard one vibration, yelled "Sharptooth!" and hid behind a cushion!"
"I must second that opinion captain" adds Spock.
"Shut up Spock! And don't try to change the subject and pretend you weren't lecturing me on the "Anthropological ramifications" of "The wizard of Oz""
Spock mumbles so that the other two only catch the words "Highly relevant" and "Death of the American dream".
"Bah!" says Bones – "He's just sore cause the villain has something of his jealous complexion, isn't that right Spock?"
"That and the ending makes him cry like a little bitch pussy"
"Captain I was merely slightly emotionally compromised, I in no way "Cried like a little bitch pussy"".
"Ahh – " says Bones – "There's no place like home"
"Negative doctor – "Now I know I have a heart – 'cause it's breaking" I found it a highly touching reflection upon the emotional state of being"
Bones tries not to collapse laughing –
"Why does that not surprise me? I can just see the two of you asking the wizard for his brain and your heart!"
"And where'll you be Bones? Cowering behind us with your tail in your paws?"
"See? This is why I don't do movie night with you guys! Who wants a brandy?"
Down the corridor crew members in their beds are woken by the hideous sound of the doctor, the captain and a reluctant first officer singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead….