When You're Me: Life Sucks
A.N. Stephenie Meyer owns all the characters except for the one's specifically listed below. The only character I own is the OC. Theresa, George, Sophie, Luca, Alejandro, Morgan, Carl, Petey, Jackson, and Eddie Mack belong to Charlotte Webber in her story Life Sucks and You Live Forever. You need to read that first. It's really long but definitely worth it. This takes place shortly after the epilogue in Life Sucks.
A.N. Sadly I am not Stephenie Meyer and do not own or even dream to own Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Breaking Dawn. I can only hope to do her and Charlotte Weber's writing justice. Wish me luck!
Chapter 1: Imprinting's A Pain
Great! Just great! Now Eddie Mack imprinted. Imprinting has been a serious pain in my butt. First, It makes me fall in love with Embry. That's my biggest problem. I LOVED him but he had to go and break the stupid imprint leaving me with feelings and him with Leah. Can we see who got the short end of the stick? Yes, me. It has been like fifty years and I still can't get over him. Now, Eddie Mack imprints. He must imprint. We were dating. Who cares if I only used him to hurt his brother? I just did it because I was hurt. Jake and Nessie don't understand so I tried to show them through their sons how it feels to get what is rightfully yours taken away from you. IT SUCKS! Are you noticing a common theme? I am. I can't even date Petey now because I am too afraid of him imprinting and breaking my heart. Again. Just then Edward walked in the room. CRAP! He had just heard everything that I just thought. Now he was going to tell Nessie and Jake.
"Okay, I do not approve of you ripping my daughter's family apart to teach them a lesson that they've already been taught many times, and I most certainly don't approve of you tearing my family apart because you are hurt and I believe this is the reason you are doing it. Now you will not be able to rip the brothers apart because one is already in love. The other has a very good chance of imprinting and to you it is not worth it which I can totally understand. What I cannot understand is how hurting people helps you. Now, quit wallowing in your room and congratulate Eddie Mack. You should also talk to your mom. She really is a lot like you."
With that Edward left the room leaving me to myself – for about 30 seconds. Right after they were up Eddie Mack came in.
"Sophie, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry."
"No, Eddie, you don't need to be sorry because I never loved, liked or were even remotely attracted to you. I was just using you to split up your family and teach your parents a lesson. So go run off with your imprint but remember that all imprinting does is break hearts." I walked out and slammed the door on Eddie Mack's face.
I jumped out of my window and decided to go run. I no longer needed to run to hunt because "Tru Blood" had been invented by Edward… and Carlisle. Okay, in all honesty I loved tru blood and it was at least a million times better than animal blood and probably better than regular blood. I was happy my eyes got so much brighter. I also found it quite amusing that brightening contacts became the new trend in humans. How easy to manipulate they were. That was the amusing part. Before I realized where I was going I ended up in the mall parking lot. Good thing I brought my shiny, black credit card. Money was a serious upside to being a Cullen. "One of the few" I muttered under my breath so low that I knew I was the only one that had a chance of hearing what I said. I went to Coach to start.
My weakness is purses. I have like three thousand and I absolutely adore them. I go on a purse shopping spree when I am seriously pissed. Oh look, I am pissed now. I ignored the tiny purses in the front that were less expensive and looked cheap and ran to the side where they had the huge purses. I picked out ten really expensive purses that I probably didn't need but bought just because I liked to show off that I had money. It ended up at like two or three thousand but I didn't care. Then I walked to the food court and flirted with a guy until he gave me some of his food and then I asked for his number. He gave it to me and I took out a piece of paper and started to write the number to my favorite pizza place. Ah! Old but classic.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Leah, Leah Call." I replied. No I was not over Embry. He was my soul mate. You try getting over it when your soul mate chooses someone else. Was this his fault? No. Did most people need to learn that life sucks? Absolutely. I had this all planned out. I slipped him the paper before stealing another fry, kissing his cheek, pulling his lips around to kiss me on the lips. Then I waited until he caught on and started licking my lips asking for entry, so I allowed until it got really passionate (for him), let him get worked up and quickly cut him off and walked away leaving him breathless and red faced in the middle of the food court at the mall after a hot make out session with a total stranger. Now he would call a pizza place tonight and get embarrassed, have the embarrassment of being red faced and breathless where most of his school probably was and never see the hot chick who made out with him in the mall. Oops, I left three thousand dollars worth of purses with him. That means I wasted three thousand dollars of the Cullen's money. Again, oops. Life sucks now, doesn't it.
A.N. Please please please please review. This is my first fan fic and I need advice! I promise it will get better and right now I'm just trying to get her character known. I will respond to all reviews and possibly give you a preview of an upcoming chapter. Please no flames and give CONSTRUCTIVE critism.I know it's really short.
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