A/N: Hello. My finals just got over and I am now free to publish more fanfics. This story is just dialog. That, and Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs on the Map. The first chapter is a little small, but they get bigger after that. Have fun reading!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything I make references to in here. Doctor Who, for instance. Why do I always make a reference to Doctor Who in my stories?
Mr Wormtail is of the opinion that Sombreros Are Cool always makes references to Doctor Who in his stories because Doctor Who is the greatest thing on Earth.
Mr Wormtail is right.
1. Effects
'Minnie!'
'Mr Black, you are not to call me "Minnie"!'
'Minnie!'
'What did I just tell you!?'
'You told Padfoot not to call you Minnie.'
'Oooh, burn, Minnie!'
'Potter, Black, detention!'
'Honestly, Potter…'
'Evans! Go out with me?'
'When Pettigrew flies!'
'Wormtail! Flying lessons this Saturday!'
'Okay, Prongs!'
'RRRRGGGGHHHH!'
'There, there, Lily-kins…'
'Oh, sod off, Marlene!'
'Well, James can comfort you.'
'I'll take you up on that offer, Evans.'
'Miss Evans, detention for inappropriate use of the Bat-Bogey Hex!'
'See you there tonight, Evans!'
'Hate you all.'
'We know, love.'
'Hmpf.'