I don't know where this came from. I really don't. I was just very tired and had watched multiple Office episodes. Unfortunately, I own none of them.
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(A regular day in the Scranton branch. Dwight and Jim are working at their desks. Dwight takes a pen off of Jim's desk and looks up to see if he will react. Jim notices but says nothing. Dwight begins to write with the pen and then stops, looking at it.)
DWIGHT: Your pen won't work.
JIM: That's because it's a space pen
DWIGHT: A what?
JIM: A space pen. It only works in outer space
DWIGHT: Well, how am I supposed to write with it then?
JIM: Write up high
DWIGHT: How high?
(Jim holds arm up over his head. Dwight stands up and tries to write with the pen. Jim is amused.)
DWIGHT: It still won't work
JIM: Huh. Well, did you check the neurocartridges?
DWIGHT: The what?
JIM: The neurocartridges. Come on Dwight, don't tell me you don't know what they are
DWIGHT: No, I do, I was just – roleplaying (to himself) Dammit.
(Dwight sits back down and begins to intently disassemble the pen. Jim smiles slightly and returns to his work.)
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And so ends the most random story ever. Review if you want.