Title: Not Gay
Disclaimer: Me no own, You no sue.
Warning: slash
Note: Dialogue only with Booth and Bones.
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"Leave it alone, Bones."
"How come no ones knows that you're gay?"
"Dammit, I'm not gay!"
"Then how come I caught you making out with Zach?"
"Let me rephrase: I'm not gay-"
"And Hodgins?"
"-I just make a couple of exceptions."
"Like Zach and Hodgins?"
"Like Zach and Hodgins."
"Who's the better kisser?"
"What?"
"Don't look so indignant. You don't see me running around and making out with your colleagues. I think I have a right to know."
"For future reference?"
"For future reference."
"Zach. Hands down."
"..."
"You're the one who wanted to know."
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