Chapter One: Truth or dare?...if you dare!
A/N: Ok, so this is my first fanfic...I hope it's good! I know it's past Halloween already, but i love Halloween and i had a great idea, so i couldn't let that go to waste. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: *sob* it's a tragedy...I don't own Soul Eater and therefor I am asymmetrical garbage, not fit to be in this world...
"Eeeeeeeeek!"
"AHAHAHAHA! THE GREAT BLACK STAR GOT YOU GOOD! HAHA-"
"MAKA-CHOP!"
"Omigosh I am so sorry Maka-chan!"
"This mask is perfectly symmetrical!"
"WAHAHA it looks like a giraffe!
"So not cool!..."
"SHUT UP!" Everyone clammed up-even Black Star-and stared at Liz. "I know its Halloween, I know we're all hyper from candy, but I have a headache and I'm sick of all this noise!" Everyone was very surprised at this outburst from Liz, who rarely yelled, saying it gave her wrinkles. "Now Black Star, say sorry to Maka for pulling that stupid prank before we both totally lose it!"
"Lose what?" Black Star said confused, oblivious as usual.
"Just apologize, damnit!" Maka and Liz screamed at him.
"THE ALMIGHTY BLACK STAR DOES NOT APOLOGIZE TO TO SUCH UNDERLINGS AS YOU! COMPARED TO ME YOU-"
Maka cut Black Star off with a thunderous, "MAKA-CHOP!"
Soul shuddered, then sighed. "Alright, now that the source of all this uncoolness is out cold, can things please go back to normal?" Then Soul added under his breath, "Or as normal as it ever gets around hear…"
Everyone sighed as well and nodded. Somehow, ten minutes later, they were all involved in a Halloween version of truth-or-dare, minus Black Star. He was still, by a miraculous stroke of luck, out cold from Maka's 'Maka-Chop'. She had turned the dial up from 'maim' to 'almost kill'.
"Alright…Maka!", Patty exclaimed, picking her victim, "Truth or dare?"
"Ummm…dare?" Maka looked uncertain, especially if Patty was the one coming up with the dare…
"Hmmmm…I dare you to…go up to a random trick-or-treater and steal all of their candy!"
'That's it? I thought she would come up with with something worse…' Maka didn't realize she had spoken aloud until Patty smirked.
"So you want another, better, dare?" Patty cackled at the look on Maka's face.
"Huh? Nope, this one is just fine! One stolen bag of candy coming right up!" They all watched out the window as Maka ran out the door and mobbed a random trick-or-treater dressed up as an angel, the unfortunate soul looking back at Maka with a bewildered look on her face.
"There you go!' Maka dumped the bag in Patty's lap, "But that was a little mean…"
"Yay candy! This one looks like a giraffe!"
"Um I don't think candy is a good idea right now Patty…" Liz gently took the bag away while Patty was still fascinated with the not-so-giraffe shaped candy.
"Alright then, I believe it is my turn, so I pick truth." The decision was rather easy for Kid, considering that if he picked dare someone would probably dare him to disrupt the symmetry of something.
"What if I told you that Liz and Patty's boobs are actually the same size, but Patty just wears a push-up bra?" Black Star exclaimed rather brashly, having woken up a minute ago.
"Black Star! That's a very indecent thing to say!" Tsubaki scolded.
"Oi, since when were you awake Black Star?" Soul asked, cracking up at Black Star's statement and more so at Kid's reaction. Kid was currently looking up with pathetic wonder at the Thompson sisters.
"Really? Why didn't you ever tell me? I must see for myself!" Kid grabbed Liz and Patty.
"LIZ-CHOP!"
"AHAHAHA Kid-kun's a perv!" Patty said, cracking up.
Suddenly Maka intervened, " For one, that isn't slightly Halloween-related! And two, that's not even a real truth!"
They continued playing like that until it was absolutely dark, around 7pm, and it was Soul's turn.
"I pick truth." Soul said cooly.
"What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?" Black star asked immediately, itching to find out to black-mail him with.
"Well nothing absolutely terrifying has happened to me…"
"Aw c'mon man! There's gotta be something!" a sorely disappointed Black Star whined.
"Ummm…"
"I know! Soul tell 'em about that time when-"
"Maka! Shut up!" Soul was extremely red in the face as Maka watched with both amusement and curiosity as to what Soul would do if she told them about-
"YOUR GOD COMMANDS YOU TO TELL HIM YOUR UTTERLY EMBARRASSING AND FEARFUL MOMENT!"
Liz whispered to Maka and Patty, "I never thought he would say 'utterly'…" they cracked up.
"Maka! You didn't tell them! No! No one was supposed to find out I totally freaked and crapped myself when I saw 'Insidious' (1)!" Soul looked frantic, eyes bulging and mouth gaping open. He had misunderstood Liz and Patty's laughter because he thought Maka had told them about his 'Insidious' moment.
"HAHAHAHAHA SOUL, MAN THAT IS PATHETIC! Of course, you aren't godly enough to face the wrath of AN OLD LADY! HAHAHAHAHA!" Black Star
Soul protested in vain, "She's not an old lady! She's a kishin! A full-fledged kishin! And the red-face demon!" Then he turned his embarrassment into fury at Maka, "Maka!", he growled, "Why did you tell them! That is so. Not. Cool!" Then…he tackled her.
"But Soul, I didn't-mmpf!" they half-wrestled while the others watched, either in awkward silence-Tsubaki and Kid-or barely stifled laughter-Liz, Patty, and Black Star. Finally they couldn't take it and burst out in loud peals of laughter. Maka and Soul stopped wrestling and looked at them.
"Huh? Why are you guys laughing?" Maka inquired. Then she looked at her and Soul's current position and…
"Maka Chop!"
"Aaaaaauuuuuugggghhhh! That. Freakin'. Hurt!" Soul said clutching his head in agony.
Maka was tomato-red from utter embarrassment, "Get off meee!" Soul, who had Maka pinned down, slowly slid off, as his brain was still recuperating from the latest hit. As she got up, Kid had a spaz-attack (2) and flew over to Maka.
"You're pigtails are uneven! I must fix it!" He got to work n Maka's pigtails, tugging and pulling at them. Finally, after three minutes, "Nooo! It isn't working! I'm a piece of filthy, disgusting trash! I can't even fix a pair of stupid pigtails! I'm worthless!" he started sobbing-or more like bawling-, so Liz went up to him and got him to stop crying. After a few minutes he quieted down and went back to the circle.
"Can we please just go back to a simple game of Halloween truth or dare? Is that too much to ask for?" Liz cried.
"No, sis. For sissy, we will play! Or else…" Patty said in a singsong voice while giving them the evil eye. They all shuddered and nodded. "Ok them whose turn is it?" she said now cheery and gleeful. They all inwardly thought that how could Patty switch emotions so fast; it just wasn't right.
"Um, I think it's my turn again."Maka raised her hand.
Liz asked this time, "Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Maka said.
"Again? Alright. I dare you to…hmm this has to be a good one…oh I know! Wear this and go to that new club that's nearby!" Liz rummaged around in her purse while Maka stared, a little scared now...
"This!" Liz had found what she was looking for and held it up.
"No way!" Maka exclaimed, eyes wide in terror.
"A dare's a dare, Maka-chan!" Liz said in a singsong voice gleefully.
"No way is Maka wearing that and going to a club!" Soul exclaimed. He looked at the outfit and suddenly pictured Maka wearing that...and immediately had a nosebleed.
"Gotta take a leak." Soul said and all but ran into the bathroom, covering his nose the whole way there.
Liz grinned evily, "See the reaction you got from Soul, Maka? And you weren't even wearing it!" She smirked, "Imagine the reactions you'll get from all the boys at the club!"
"That's exactly what i don't want! I-"
"Excuse me, the school is calling me." Kid interrupted and went in the hallway.
"You know Maka, that outfit wouldn't look half bad on you..." Black Star said thoughtfully which was saying a lot for him.
"Gee, thanks." Maka replied sarcastically.
He continued, "...if you didn't have such a flat chest."
"MAKA-CHOP!" Black Star was now very close friends with the floor. Now only the girls were left-awake-in the room.
"C'mon Liz, don't make me do this" Maka pleaded.
"Nope-get in it!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Patty, Tsubaki, if you will." Liz said, gesturing towards Maka. The held Maka down-Tsubaki looking very guilty, but still going along.
"Noo! You guys!" Maka yelled and protested, but to no avail.
Sometime in the middle of all this pandemonium, Soul came back, nosebleed taken care of, and saw a half-dressed Maka being pinned down by Patty and Tsubaki, with Liz holding the offending piece of clothing and trying to wrestle it onto Maka. Soul got yet another nosebleed and rushed right back into the bathroom, going totally unnoticed by the four girls.
Finally, after what seemed like an hour, but really was only five minutes, Liz managed to capture Maka in the outfit.
"Aha! Finally!" Liz cackled triumphantly.
"Aw no way! I look like a- like a- slut!" Maka exclaimed, appalled at what she was currently wearing.
"Maka-chan, you look pretty!" Tsubaki said in her gentle manner.
"Yeah! Maka looks totally hot! All the boys won't be able to stop staring at you!" Patty complimented excitedly, not realiseing that her comment just made Maka more agitated.
"Wah! That's not what i want!" Maka yelled.
"Well that's what you're gonna get!" Liz replied, grinning.
"But- but-...besides, I'm not much to look at anyway..." Maka said in a small voice.
This time Tsubaki replied, playing the 'supportive-older-sister' role, "Maka-chan, you may not realize it, but you're not exactly that small anymore."
"Yeah! And you have killer legs!" Patty added in. "They're so long, like giraffes'!"
"Huh?" Maka looked down at herself, "But then why do Soul and Black Star always call me 'tiny-tits' and make fun of me?"
Liz and Tsubaki sighed. "Maka," Tsubaki started, "Old habits die hard."
"Yup and Soul just hasn't given you a good look-over lately," Liz continued, "Just one look at you in that and trust me, no more 'Ms. tiny-tits'."Maka blushed furiously, then thought about it. "Well, I guess one night wouldn't hurt...I'll go to the club on a deal: you guys have to all come with me!"
Liz looked appalled. "Of course we will! We can't leave you at club at alone wile you're wearing that!"
"We wouldn't leave you at a club alone anyway!" Tsubaki exclaimed, looking quite horrified at the thought of doing such a thing.
"Did I hear something about a club?" Kid walked in at that moment with a look of slight confusion drawn on his face. "And why is Maka dressed in a- NOOOO MAKA YOUR PERFECT SYMMETRY HAS BEEN RUINED!" Kid saw Maka's pigtails, which were now lopsided due to her recent struggle with Liz and the girls. "I will fix the problem!" Kid rushed to Maka, waking Black Star in the process.
"Eh? Why're you talking about a symmetrical club?" A drowsy Black star asked. "Maka? Since when did you have such big-"
"Black Star, that's rude!" Tsubaki scolded.
Soul had come back in the room and saw Maka. "Maka? Why the heck are you wearing that ridiculous-"
"'Cuz of the stupid dare, remember? And I have to go to that club, too, so-"
"We're all gonna go with her!" Liz finished.
"Maka can't go wearing that!" Soul protested, "All the guys will see her and-"
"Is someone jeeeeeeaaaaaalooooouuuus?" Liz stretched out the word and raised her eyebrows. "Well doesn't matter, 'cuz a dare's a dare! Right Maka?" Liz looked expectantly at her.
"Maka," Soul looked into her eyes, "You don't have to do this."
"Well...I kind of already said I would..." Maka said sheepishly.
'Huh? Maka agreed to it?' Soul thought, 'But why? She's such a conservative bookworm, I would never have expected her to do something like this!...Even if she does look kid of cute...wait where did that come from?' Soul's thoughts were interrupted.
"Well then what're we waiting for? Let's go to to the club already, and get this party started!" Black Star yelled impatiently and excitedly.
"YEAH BUDDY!" Liz & Patty hollered.
"Alright then, everybody into the Death-van!" Kid said. "Get inside in a symmetrical fashion." he directed. And two minutes later they were off, heading for the new club downtown.
'YAHOO! This'll be an awesome time to show my godly dancing powers!' Black Star thought.
'I hope Black Star doesn't cause a scene.' Thought a worried Tsubaki.
'Who knows? Something cool might come out of this...' Soul thought.
'This should be interesting...' Liz smirked.
'Giraffes, giraffes' Patty sang mentally.
'I really hope an asymmetrical disaster doesn't occur...' Kid grimaced while driving.
Finally, Maka thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?...'
Well, that's the end of the first chapter! I hope you liked it!
Liz: I thought you said this was a SoMa? T_T
Devi: It is T_T there's more fluff in the next chapter
Patty: Giraffes are fluffy!
Devi:...okaaaayyyy, on another note, should i say 'Please review'? Because i have noticed that for some reason, most stories which say that don't get a lot of reviews, but the ones that don't say much get more reviews! Soooo...?
Soul: Stop annoying the readers with your nerdy logic. Its not cool.
Devi: DEVI-CHOP!
Soul: aack!
Devi: well then if you're so cool, tell me a cool way to-
Black Star: SINCE YOU HAVE ME IN YOUR STORY IT IS GODLY ENOUGH TO GET REVIEWS WITHOUT ASKING!
Devi:...ok then...I'll leave it at that...oh and one more thing! Maka's costume is...you'll find out in the next chapter! But if you have any ideas what it is then PM me! XD
(1) 'Insidious' was a really freaky horror movie which was rated #1 in certain horror movie critiques
(2) I don't mean any offense to people who have seizures; 'spaz-attack' was just a good way of describing Kid