Note: Francis is Khyber's hunting dog
Chapter 1: A Bloody Mistake
Once upon a time Khyber was cutting up his latest victim (it was Humungous Bore cause nobody likes him) only to get blood on his shirt. "This cannot be" he exclaimed then he said to Francis "Francis go get me a new shirt" but Francis was all like "whwuyfgfuygeruiyfg" which means "But the only place they sell that shirt is the mall and I don't wanna go to the mall" in Francis language. Khyber said "Idgaf do it anyway" so off Francis went. He said to himself "jgbrgvwsgw" which means "Might as well have a little fun" in Francis language.
Chapter 2: Francis Buys Stuff
So Francis bought Khyber a shirt from the mall and it was 15.99 dollars and Francis had a bit of money left over so he thought "ugyrfhwehbrb" which means "Khyber is always mean to me so I think I'll use this money to treat myself to something nice" in Francis language. So Francis walked around the mall at one point a security guard was all like "No dogs allowed in the mall" so Francis went Mucilator and whooped his ass. No one bothered Francis after that. Anway, Francis bought himself a hot dog and a funky T-shirt that said "Come at me bro, I have nachos" on it. Francis was satisfied.
Chapter 3: A Grave Error
Unfortunately for Francis Khyber was not pleased with his purchase. "You stupid dog you are not allowed to spend my money without my permission" and Francis just said "Well that's what you get for being so mean to me all the time" actually he said "quejhfbfbgs" but I'm translating for you now. But anyway Francis was sent to bed without supper and that made him sad.