This is my first fanfic - hope ya enjoy...
Disclaimer - I do not own Resident Evil. I am NOT infected with any virus. I do not even own a boat full of zombies...
It was just another day, a day that would soon be a nightmare.
Our story begins with a single bar - no - let's make it a strip bar. Kevin Corona - the owner of the bar - was busy fondeling some breasts, he was a decent man, who likes breasts. The sun was starting to fall beyond the horizon, night fast approaching. Little did everyone know - this day would be hell. Jessica Andrews was finishing up for the night. She was the prized stripper at the bar. There were other strippers there, none as good looking or skinny as Jessica - they were all fat, like the stripper in GTA that you have to sit in front of before you can obtain the 'Skinny Stripper Video'...
"I'm leaving Kevin," Jessica said still wearing her stripper outfit.
She walked out the door seeing people heading towards the bar. They were all shuffling - like they were on drugs. Jessica went back inside the bar.
"I thought you were leaving..." Kevin said.
"I'm going to use the backdoor," Jessica responded. "There are stoners outside."
"Now you're afraid of stoners?" one of the fat strippers asked. "You're really paranoid."
Jessica ignored that comment and walked out the back door. There were still people watching the strip show when the 'stoners' got to the front door. The door squeeked open and in walked a 'stoner'. He walked into the light revealing that half of his face was missing - dripping blood.
"What the hell?" Kevin said.
The 'stoner' put his arm out and started walking towards the counter. He let out a huge moan.
"Ya know what? This guy's creep'n me out. I'm leaving, see ya tomorrow Kev." said one of the custumers.
He got up from his stool that was right in front of the pole, but not as close as you can get to pole in GTA or a rip off of that, or if you're actualy a striper...
The custumer walks past the 'stoner' but when he gets to the door and opens it he sees that there are more 'stoners. The 'stoner' at the counter turned around and grabbed the custumer from behind. Drool with a mixture of blood dripped from the 'stoners' mouth as the other 'stoners' walked through the door.
"What the hell is going on!?!" Said the cutumer as the 'stoner' reached for his neck.Blood curdling scream or something to that extent emmited from the strip bar as the 'stoner' bite into the custumers jugular vayne. Blood spewed from the bite onto the wall and pole near the exit. Five other 'stoners' walked into the strip bar. One of them goes towards Kevin behind the counter, he kicks it in the stomach and turned and ran towards the back door. He gets out and slams the door behind him. He heard screams of terror coming from the bar, and every where else.
"How the hell am I going to get outta this one?"