A/N: Hiya! I thought this would be fun, so I started it! I know it's been done for other games and such, but not for Kirby, so I present to you…the Deadly Sins! I put my two interests together and this is what I got. It isn't just the seven either, I'll use the others as bonuses!

Feel free to tell me which characters should be which sins as well, since I'm not sure where to place some. Like, I dunno about lust or what Marx should be yet (and no, Marx won't be lust 'cuz I said that). So, don't give me ideas or anything—just what characters should be. Thanks^^

As for this chapter (please excuse this ridiculously long author's note), I was originally doing Zero for despair (a bonus), but this fit better. Enjoy!

Envy:

ZERO

They had everything he wanted. Each one owned the emotions he longed to have, yet they ignored his attempts to befriend them. Was it his appearance? He wasn't scary. He was powerful, was that seen as frightening? Why couldn't they get along? Didn't they understand he just wanted their love? If they loved him, he too could feel this. So he travelled from planet to planet, from galaxy to galaxy, only to be unwanted. His only allies were parts of himself, the dark emotions which came from his body.

So as he explored further and further into space he realized he didn't want love anymore. Instead he wanted to destroy those who had what he didn't. Every planet was invaded by his dark emotion-formed allies. They would possess and attack those he thought were too happy and kill the ones filled with love. Somehow this fulfilled him. It was almost like he wasn't alone, like now he wasn't the only one to be tortured.

After centuries of visiting and terrorizing planets, he came across an unusually joyous place. It was shaped like a star with creatures running carefree without a notion of despair. This annoyed him until he felt the vicious need to kill them all. For some reason he was afraid to go himself, which was a feeling he couldn't explain. So he sent his soldiers alone to destroy those on the planet. They eagerly left, seeming almost excited (though they couldn't feel this emotion) as their king waited for them in mid-space.

While he floated in patience, he thought of all which happened in his life. How did he go from wanting friends to eliminating those who had them? Maybe after spending so much time alone his mind became corrupted and he believed they were wrong, or was it that they really were? Either way, he found himself thinking what he was doing was for the best. Once all people were as sad as he was, they would finally understand. Then he could correct their 'sins'.

Of course, what he didn't realize until later on was that he was in the wrong. No one but himself was sinning. Wishing for all these things yet destroying those who had them...

Zero was just…Envious.

A/N: WOO! Go short first chapters! Hope ya liked it! Please tell me what and who you want in your reviews! Well, till next time, ciao!