This is my parody of Vertical Limit. It is pretty short. If you have seen the movie, you know that my parody is actually less violent than the real thing.

Horizontal Limit

            A group of adventures seeks the ultimate challenge- to successfully cross the widest road in the universe. 24 miles of asphalt and cement will give these heroes the test of their lives.

            Expecting trouble along the way, one of the stupider members of the group (Bob) employed the aid of an escaped psychopath named Roberto and six bottles of nitro glycerin.

            The trek begins. Martha, Sam, Jim, Bob, Jane, and Roberto split into three groups of two.

Martha & Sam

As Martha and Sam traveled across the road, a spontaneous earthquake caused a cavern underneath the ground where Martha and Sam were standing to collapse. Martha grabbed onto Sam's feet, and Sam grabbed the loop at the end of his road-crossing rope. Just then, Sam's pack of nitro glycerin dropped down into the cavern.

Ka-BOOOM

Sam was so startled that he let go of the loop of rope. As he fell the loop caught his chin and tightened itself around his neck, hanging him. Meanwhile, Martha had fallen into the cavern and been incinerated.

Jim & Jane

Jane and Jim were walking. Jane decided to try to make it to lane 52 before nightfall. She soon came across a section of speed bumps. As she walked across them, she heard a quiet beeping noise. Then the speed bumps exploded, for they were actually land mines! Here ends the life of Jane. Meanwhile, back at Jim's camp there was a volcanic eruption centered on Jim's camp. The eruption was caused by the underground explosion from Sam's nitro glycerin. The sky for miles around was covered by the eruption.

Bob & Roberto

As we all know, Roberto is a psychopath. He is also a thief, murderer, and con artist. While Jim slept Fred cut a hole in Jim's pack. The next day, Jim noticed he had lost his nitro glycerin. Jim backtracked and soon saw his nitro. As he went to get it, he felt a rumbling beneath his feet. He looked up. A steamroller was headed at top speed for the nitro. Alas, Jim was no more.

            The madman was nearing the end. Only one more lane to go! Fred stepped towards his goal. 5 feet! 4 feet! 3-VROOOOM.

Fred only 3 feet from the end was run down by a soccer mom in a minivan rushing to her son's game.