My First Rakghoul
By Atton Rand
A Note from the Author
Hey there, I'm Atton Rand. I wrote this book. Yep. Yes, yes I did. I'm not one to brag but it is pretty amazing. But you should look inside and see for yourself. Yes, yes you should. Please. Please do. For every copy you buy the more they pay me, me, Atton Rand. I need the money, no really. I really, really need the money! Please, help!
Why a guide to Rakghouls? Well because my other option was to my a children's book but they kept censoring each draft, by the thirty second version I just gave up and decided to do what they wanted me to do. Funny how there isn't a copy of a Rakghoul handbook anywhere around at the moment. Maybe because they're pretty much only native to one world. And that one world happens to be dead. And also because no one uses paper anymore. Hmmm, maybe this is a waste.
Pure Pazaak! Look, the publishers didn't say anything about paying me if someone illegally downloads a holocron copy. Please for the love of Geonosis, BUY THIS BOOK! DON'T BOTHER READING IT! JUST BUY IT! PLEASE!
A Note from the Publisher
My First Rakghoul is an easy to read guide that helps the unlikely traveler or collector get started in owning their first Rakghoul pet. This handbook is not for Rakghoul poachers and should in no means be used as a safety guide for travelers on Rakghoul infested worlds. While this text does offer helpful tips in 'breaking' your Rakghoul it should ultimately be suggested that when you see one, you run. Because with a Rakghoul it's not 'You are what you eat' but 'You are what eats you'.
Much of this text was originally informal and thus the publisher has edited the entirety of the (and more legitimate) notes.
Table of Contents
What are Rakghouls?
The Benefits of owning a Rakghoul
Choosing your Rakghoul
Owning a Rakghoul
Obedience training
Safety
Caring for your Rakghoul
Your Rakghoul and the Public
Rakghouls and Children
RakghoulSwamp Etiquette
Your Rakghoul and the law
Where can I get advice?