AN: I sadly don't own Harry Potter. If I did Fred, Dobby, and Hedwig would still be alive
Ways to annoy harry potter characters
Harry
Call him lightning head, the boy who refuses to die … etc.
Ask if he still has nightmares and if you should tuck him in.
Tell him Cedric Diggerey's death was all his fault.
Push him in the lake.
When he gets out and asks why you did that say, "I thought you were related to Percy Jackson"
Tell him Ginny got back together with Dean.
Ron
Suddenly tell him to freeze so the gigantic spider behind him won't attack.
Make fun of his accent (AN: they have adorable accents! :P)
Tell him he sucks at keeper
Tell him Hermione and Krum are getting married
Call him Ginger, Weaselbee, Ron Ron… etc.
Tell him the reason he's so chubby is because he won't stop eating
Hermione
Tell her you saw Ron snogging Lavender
Tell her her cat is more of a hybrid pig-weasley (red hair)
Ask if she has any other friends beside the librarian and teachers
Tell her she's a know it all
Ask why she's in Gryffindor and not Ravenclaw
Ask if she's a daughter of Athena