I own nothing, I just like to play with the characters!

I remember when I first moved into the condo in Hamilton Township; the house next door was quiet, but then a neighbor moved in. It is a quiet, gated neighborhood and I have awesome security.

I only moved here because I was bullied or nagged into it by my best friend, Lula. She said it was a good deal and I needed my own space and a buffer zone from my overbearing mother. She called her something else, but I digress.

The community was quiet and everyone kept to themselves. No rowdy kids, no whiny neighbors. Even the dogs weren't messy over here. It was beautiful, and spacious, and safe. And boring as hell.

Because I worked from home, I never saw whoever it was that moved next door but they sure had nice cars. I had seen a porshe cayenne, a porshe turbo, several escalades and a bmw, all were shiny and all were black. I hope they are not drug dealers. Sometimes it seemed like there were people outside, but I would check and there would be nothing there. Creepy.

I wanted to be a nice neighbor like my mother taught me(LMAO) and find out the scoop like my grandma taught me(hell yeah), so I picked up a cake on my way home and knocked on the door.

Before I got out of the car, I called my friend Connie who is a part of The Family, and told her my plan to snoop on my new neighbor. I asked her to call me in 10 minutes and if I didn't answer then she should send someone to help me out.

The door swung open and the most handsome guy I have ever seen was standing there looking slightly ruffled and he had stains on his shirt. He gave me a once over starting at my short shorts that I just remembered I was wearing. Sue me, it's hot outside. All I could hear in the background were screaming babies.

I gave him a once over in retaliation. He was wearing a Rutgers tshirt and sweatpants that hung low on his hips and no socks. Can a man have perfect feet? He is 6 foot 3 with dark brown eyes mocha latte skin and muscles and long black hair. Talk about perfection. I can definitely feel myself exhale.