Sassy: So... I love this story, I admit.

Sara: I! LOVE! SIRIUS! BLACK!

Sassy: Why are we in all of SetoXSara's stories?

Sara: ^-^ we're her OC's!

Sassy: yeah... SETOXSARA OWNS NOTHING. AT ALL. NOT EVEN SIRIUS. SHE WISHES. ALL RIGHT TO QUEEN ROWLING.

Phase 1: The Bet

"Go out with me."

"No."

"Go out with me."

"No!"

"Go out with me."

"Go away, Potter!"

Sassy sighed. Listening to this argument for the last 7 years was giving her a serious headache. She tugged on her best friends' arm. "Come on Lily, let's go somewhere these arrogant arses won't bother us." The blonde Quidditch player said, as said arrogant arses James Potter and Sirius Black grinned. The messy-haired boy persisted in an annoying sing-song voice. "You know you want to, Evans!" He jostled Lily.

Sassy snapped. Grabbing the Gryffindor boy, she lifted him clean off the ground and pushed him against the wall. "Listen here, Puff skein! Even if you and Lily were the last to people alive and the entire Earth needed repopulating, she would rather let the race die out!" she snarled, dropping him on his butt. "Lils, let's go!" she demanded, flicking her hair out of her eyes. Padfoot grinned.

"Fancy going out sometime, Sassy?" he asked.

"Not. A. Chance, Black. I am NOT a worthless one night stand you can throw away when you've finished with her!"

Two slaps and 10 minutes later, Lily and Sassy were to be found in the library, rapidly taking notes from Herbology textbooks. "Stupid Mandrake roots," Lily muttered, fetching an arithmacy book. When taking said book off of the shelf she leapt back at the sight of two boys grinning at her like Cheshire cats. Sassy looked up from her notes to see the reason of her best friends' scream - and groaned at the scene before her.

"What do you want, idiots!" Lily hissed, flapping the textbook at them, before returning to her seat. The boys followed her earnestly.

"Padfoot and I have a proposition for you. A bet if you like." Prongs started. Lily and Sassy exchanged glances. A bet? How... intriguing. "I want to go out with my one true love Lily Evans, and Padfoot wants-"

"A relationship, not a one night stand!" the other cut in.

"-with you." James finished, turning to look at the redhead. "So, the bet is: we attempt to woo you by taking you out on a series of dates until the next Hogsmeade trip. We will then ask you out. If you say no, you win, and we will stop bothering you." The girls smirked. Easy. "But if you say yes... that pretty much answers itself. So what do you say?"

Without hesitation, the two stood up with a confidence surrounding them. "You're on!" they exclaimed, before promptly grabbing their books, and disappearing with a sweep.

James and Sirius watched them leave, and turned to exchange a high five and a devious smile. Everything was going according to plan. Phase one: complete.

A figure form the other side of the library had just witnessed the scene, and mused over this new information, before emitting a sigh. Remus just knew this was going to turn out bad. But then again, the werewolf smiled to himself, it would definitely be fun to watch!

Sara: So... how'd it go? Was it good? REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!

Sassy: Because if you like it, but won't review, we will not post another chapter MWAHAHAHA even no-one will like this crap.